Every night I go to sleep, I ask myself: What would Jumbo Don do? When I walk in the streets Jumbo Don walks with me. When I talk, I talk to Jumbo Don. When I go to the shops I ask Jumbo Don what he wants. When I go to Mare Fair I ask Jumbo Don where to explore? When I'm feeling lonely I ask my old friend Jumbo Don to talk to me. When I need a friend to pull me up Jumbo Don is there for me. Jumbo Don. That's his name. He is my hero. He is always there for me. Thank you, Jumbo Don.
>>42547692does this shitty game have hacks and mods still
>>42547703Older versions, yeah. But the latest? Not as far as I can tell.
>>42547692I love you Jumbo Don!!!
>>42547692jumbo don gaming
>>42547692>"His friends can call him Don -- but ladies can call him anytime." (Ugh... Get a better catchphrase, Jumbo Don!)Holy fuck imagine all the mares this stud gets.
>>42547692Jumbo Don is a bvll and love to fuck all the mares
Beautiful mare getting ready to confess her love to Jumbo Don.
An Anon tries not to lose his waifu to Jumbo Don.
>>42557745that's one of my favorite character descriptions up there with the the hippie stallion who will tell you every flavor of onions whether you asked or not
>>42561441I will not accept this Jumbo Don slander. Jumbo Don does not screw over the bros.
>>42564432True. Jumbo Don makes it easier to get a marefriend because he is a perfect picture of what mares want. If you want to attract mares just watch Jumbo Don and strive to be more like Jumbo Don.
>>42547692WHERE DID YOU GET THIS IMAGE OF ME?! I SAID I WANTED TO BE A PEGASUS BUT NOOOO CELESTIA MADE ME A UNICORN.
>>42547692Woohoo! Jumbo Don! Beat Vogelschizo up! Woohooooo!
"That Jumbo Don is a nice piece of cock isn't he?">"That's for sure!"
>>42547692OMG HI JUMBO DON
All the marefriends Jumbo Don has acquired in the past hour.
>>42568207Tragically, having to split his attention so thin causes them all to break up with him just an hour later. But then he goes through the effort to get them all back, meaning Jumbo Don is always in the process of getting marefriends.
Here comes Jumbo Don!
>"Nice ass, Jumbo Don!
Excuse me, who is this?
>>42576464>Been years since I seen anyone from HS>Be in traffic>Some guy in the car next to me rolls his window down and recognizes me>I pretend to remember him too>He drives off smiling>mfw
>>42576474You didn't have at least one person from high school that you kept contact after? That one person is also why I'm here on this website otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to check it out.
>>42578425Can't be a very good friend if that would make you lose him.
>>42564432
Inject Jumbo Don into my veins.
>>42547692How Jumbo is his Don?
>Whoa! Back up a sec, Tone'...>..Did you say 'Jumbo Don'?
>>42568220Jumbo Don will singlehoofedly solve the stallion to mare ratio problem
>>42585764Hello Jumbo Don's best soldier!
>>42590556that's creepy
>>42590556Create a Jumbo Don tupper, then. What could possibly go wrong, eh?
>>42590871How does one make a tupper?
>>42597717Bro Jumbo Don beats my heart for me and breathes air into my lungs.
A 1,000 book could not chronicle the heroic acts of Jumbo Don.
10/Jumbo Don
Does this pone even actually exist?
>>42603961yes, also on the MLP IOS game. He's obscure.
>>42603967what is this gormless AJ
>>42603975It's the most beautiful Applejack ever. Quality A+ effort at the art team over at the team making MLP comics at IDW
>>42603967That art...
>>42603961Do YOU exist? Don't you dare say that about Jumbo Don.
>>42580745I need more jumbo don wow! glimmer
>>42603975>when the apples hit
>>42547692>see this thread in catalog, 43 replies>see it again on the front page several hours later, 43 replies>check desu, 154 repliesWhat the hell happened in this thread? What did Jumbo don cause?
>>42607316I was going to bring it up days ago. A lot of them appear to be bumps. There were a couple of times I saw the thread going straight to the top without any new replies, so these posts would have to be deleted pretty quickly.
>>42607316>What the hell happened in this thread? What did Jumbo don cause?https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42376781/#42603984_2
GOD BLESS JUMBO DON
>>42607316A few threads got nuked. If I had to guess, somebody was turbo samefagging across multiple threads and got ip wiped.
Jumbo Don best pone
>>42609356last minute bump I see
I support jumbo don mounting all mares
>>42609360my life for jumbo don my bumpus humpus for jumbo don
>>42608410A horny mare from Equestria kept samefagging about Jumbo Don so the Janjans stepped in.
>>42610259understandable, sometimes Jumbo Don needs bodyguards just get through the day.
Jumbo Don is best bro
>>42611368For us all!
LETS GO JUMBO DON!
We are so back Jumbo Don bros
bruh on skibidi who is this fr fr on god no cap like bussin im confused y'all
>>42613327Jumbo Don, kill this zoomer.
Celestia bless Jumbo Don, greatest pony ever.
When I wake up, I think about Jumbo Don.
IWTCIJD
When I go to sleep, I think about Jumbo Don
>>42615333Nice trips, Miss Kirin.
>>42615333Jumbo Don will save the Kirin race with his jumbo genes.
Jumbo Don is everyone's best friend!
>>42580745kek that's good
>>42617255Agreed
I want Jumbo Don to give a hug
>>42619734To who?
>>42619919to everyone as Jumbo Don never leaves anyone behind like the best bro he is.
>>42620295Jumbo Don is so based for that
>>42620959He is always based.
Which mare would Jumbo Don get it on with?
>>42621615Sapphire Shores
>>42619919to ME!
>>42621615Diamond Tiara, of course!
>>42621615All.
>>42621615everymare
>>42621615The very mare!
>>42624627Which mare?
>>42625346Like he said, THE mare for Jumbo Don.
>>42625629So, what mare?
>>42626299Princess Celestia.
>>42626850Lucky Jumbo Don!
>>42627478He's the best so he gets the best.
Jumbo Don is very based
>>42628442well yeah he's Jumbo Don. The very definition of basedness.
Jumbo Don, Jumbo Bump.
>>42629325I always bump into Jumbo Don during my walks in the park and in events, he always give good advice and makes me smile no matter what!
>>42629891Reallyl? I want to meet Jumbo Don
>>42621615Rarity
>>42631084That's some good taste.
>>42631605quite so
>>42621615TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>42632650Main Character for the Main Bro? Epic.
>>42633026Yup. All for Jumbo Don!
>>42633560wow...
>>42603975very artistic appuls
Jumbo Don is my savior
>>42635273He saved your life?! Neat.
JUMBO DON!
Jumbo Don leave some mares for us!
I just saw Jumbo Don outside my house
>>42636666damn mega satan, is he out to get you?
>>42636666Damn! did you get an autograph?
Jumbo Don/Jumbo Don
>>42638121yeah it was AWESOME!
>>42638735Hell yeah brother!
>>42638735wow i'm jealous!
>>42639254Don't worry Jumbo Don will come to your house, yes YOUR HOUSE!
>>42639770wait really oh someone is at my door-JUMBO DON?!
jumbo don
>>42640682is so cool...
thank you jumbo don
>>42641585For what?
>>42642133everything.
>>42642620Like, Every. Single. THING?!
>>42643082Eeyup
>>42547692Jumbo Don always speak facts.
>>42644205I want Jumbo Don to teach me about the world!
>>42644579He could teach us so much!
>>42645104Wow, Jumbo Don is so smart!
>>42645668Never doubt Jumbo Don.
>>42648500I wouldn't do that to good ol' Jumbo Don!
>>42648909You better.
Jumbo Don is a studly hunk.
>>42547692>>42561437>Beautiful Mare gets ready to confess her love to the studly hunk known as Jumbo Don.>She puts on a nice hat and does her makeup and everything.>Soon enough, she finds Jumbo Don just outside Towering Resort.>She approaches Jumbo Don with confidence, and opens her mouth.>Suddenly, he looks her straight in the eyes.>The Beautiful Mare tries to give Jumbo Don the speech she practiced over 100 times in the past week, but the words just will not come out.>She stands as still as a statue, captivated by Jumbo's masculine charm.>That's when Jumbo Don acknowledges her.>"Hey babe whatcha doing tonight?">The Beautiful Mare's jaw drops and she suddenly has an orgasm just standing there.>She tactically retreats to the mare's room to clean up her marepussy juices.>She locks the door behind her."Dammit! I was so close.">The beautiful mare exhales."To seducing that Jumbo Don! He must be my Jumbo Don! Mine and mine alone forever and ever!"
>>42651938kino green
>>42651938She better get straight to it, lots of competition for Jumbo Don!
I always think about Jumbo Don
>>42651938that's fantastic, haha
Based Jumbo Don
>>42658241He is always based!
>>42656372Is Jumbo Don your brain now?
>>42661517Eyup.
>>42651938Heh, nice.
THANK YOU JUMBO DON FOR BLESSING US WITH YOUR PRESENSE!
>>42664891Is Jumbo Don Jesus?
>>42665650Yes.
>>42666907Wow!
>>42547692Does Jumbo Don whisper in your ears when you sleep?
>>42670262...always.
>>42671052Isn't that creepy?
>>42671301With Jumbo Don, no. It is a miracle.
>>42672335True. Jumbo Don is the true hero of Equestria.
>>42673756But he's also humble about it, that's why nobody knows.
>>42674391Wouldn't some would know of his heroic deeds to be able to be a hero of Equestria even if it keeps it a secret for daily life?
jumbo don is awesome
What if Jumbo Don Jombo'd the dons?
>>42677478He'd be the best at whatever that means.
>>42547692Who the fuck is Jumbo Don?
>>42679127Your father, now pay respects to whom help conceive you.
>>42679127Jumbo Don. That's all you need to know.
>>42680184thats impossible
>>42682075that's what your mom said to Jumbo Don
>>42679127the very pony.
Jumbo Don just got me a carriage for free, celestia bless his generosity!
>>42684558How considerate of Jumbo Don.
>>42547692WOAH no way did anyone else see Jumbo Don on the first episode on MLP:FIM? OG!
>>42685956Damn, that's amazing!
>>42685956wait whut send pic
>>42685956holy moly.....
>>42547692jumbo don can't be just everywhere for everyone
>>42691024He can, he's just that good he can make more Jumbo Dons just for us!
>>42692453he isn't a unicorn he cant make illusion magic
>>42693128Jumbo Don is just that good he can do it without any crutches the unicorns have to use magic with.
>>42693917woah, so cool!
>>42547692Is Jumbo Don the smartest pony around?
>>42695399Yep. Even smarter than Twilight Sparkle!
>>42547692Lookin cool, Jumbo Don!
who is jumbo don's parents
>>42697085Faust is his sole and only parent.
>>42697810Wow, lucky!
>>42547692I met Jumbo Don in real life
>>42698755Real???
>>42698260Indeed.
>>42702254Jumbo Don is one cool pony!
>>42702254Hello, Don.
>>42702254ah yes a living smiling television cutiemark
Jumbo Don called my phone to make sure I didn't oversleep for work this morning.
>>42704413How nice of him, he also gave me a call to ask how I was doing. He's best pony you could be friends with!
>>42704371It's the best cutie mark around.
>>42705796What does it do???
>>42706299He has a portable computer which means no matter where you go with Jumbo Don you'll always be able to play vidya gaems with him!
>>42706712fukken awesome
Who is Jumbo Don and why does he jumbo the dons?
>>42707893He just does.
>>42702254Handsome
>>42709071well of course he is!
>>42547692jumbo don got swag
>>42710702The most swaggiest ouf of them all!
>>42711270Yeah...
>>42547692I'd like to personally thank Jumbo Don for making the pony board better
>>42712471Real?
>>42712947Yeah...
>>42547692Does Jumbo Don think about us?
>>42713381he does because we are his friends
>>42713949I am thankful for that
>>42714584We all are.
>>42715216Nobody here wants to join you on your home board, faggot.
>>42547692is jumbo don a real pony in real life?
>>42716558No, he's a pony from the show
>>42717121I know but is he like in reality?
>>42717603no unless you use the forbidden technique that jannies don't want you to know then yes
>>42718140>the forbidden techniqueHmm? Tell me.
>>42718574You're not allowed to mention it, so find out yourself
>>42565380Thank you vogelfag, very cool.
jumbo don was in my dreams just like luna... what does this mean
>>42721241You've been blessed.
>>42721768With Jumboluck?
>>42722366Just normal luck, really.
>>42723262oh... I was hoping for more
