Every night I go to sleep, I ask myself: What would Jumbo Don do? When I walk in the streets Jumbo Don walks with me. When I talk, I talk to Jumbo Don. When I go to the shops I ask Jumbo Don what he wants. When I go to Mare Fair I ask Jumbo Don where to explore? When I'm feeling lonely I ask my old friend Jumbo Don to talk to me. When I need a friend to pull me up Jumbo Don is there for me. Jumbo Don. That's his name. He is my hero. He is always there for me. Thank you, Jumbo Don.
>>42547692does this shitty game have hacks and mods still
>>42547703Older versions, yeah. But the latest? Not as far as I can tell.
>>42547692I love you Jumbo Don!!!
>>42547692>"His friends can call him Don -- but ladies can call him anytime." (Ugh... Get a better catchphrase, Jumbo Don!)Holy fuck imagine all the mares this stud gets.
>>42547692Jumbo Don is a bvll and love to fuck all the mares
Beautiful mare getting ready to confess her love to Jumbo Don.
An Anon tries not to lose his waifu to Jumbo Don.
>>42557745that's one of my favorite character descriptions up there with the the hippie stallion who will tell you every flavor of onions whether you asked or not
>>42561441I will not accept this Jumbo Don slander. Jumbo Don does not screw over the bros.
>>42564432True. Jumbo Don makes it easier to get a marefriend because he is a perfect picture of what mares want. If you want to attract mares just watch Jumbo Don and strive to be more like Jumbo Don.
>>42547692WHERE DID YOU GET THIS IMAGE OF ME?! I SAID I WANTED TO BE A PEGASUS BUT NOOOO CELESTIA MADE ME A UNICORN.
>>42547692Woohoo! Jumbo Don! Beat Vogelschizo up! Woohooooo!
"That Jumbo Don is a nice piece of cock isn't he?">"That's for sure!"
>>42547692OMG HI JUMBO DON
All the marefriends Jumbo Don has acquired in the past hour.
>>42568207Tragically, having to split his attention so thin causes them all to break up with him just an hour later. But then he goes through the effort to get them all back, meaning Jumbo Don is always in the process of getting marefriends.
Here comes Jumbo Don!
>"Nice ass, Jumbo Don!
Excuse me, who is this?
>>42576464>Been years since I seen anyone from HS>Be in traffic>Some guy in the car next to me rolls his window down and recognizes me>I pretend to remember him too>He drives off smiling>mfw
>>42576474You didn't have at least one person from high school that you kept contact after? That one person is also why I'm here on this website otherwise I wouldn't have bothered to check it out.
>>42578425Can't be a very good friend if that would make you lose him.
>>42564432
Inject Jumbo Don into my veins.
>>42547692How Jumbo is his Don?
>Whoa! Back up a sec, Tone'...>..Did you say 'Jumbo Don'?
>>42568220Jumbo Don will singlehoofedly solve the stallion to mare ratio problem
>>42585764Hello Jumbo Don's best soldier!
>>42590556that's creepy
>>42590556Create a Jumbo Don tupper, then. What could possibly go wrong, eh?
>>42590871How does one make a tupper?
>>42597717Bro Jumbo Don beats my heart for me and breathes air into my lungs.
A 1,000 book could not chronicle the heroic acts of Jumbo Don.
10/Jumbo Don
Does this pone even actually exist?
>>42603961yes, also on the MLP IOS game. He's obscure.
>>42603967what is this gormless AJ
>>42603975It's the most beautiful Applejack ever. Quality A+ effort at the art team over at the team making MLP comics at IDW
>>42603967That art...
>>42603961Do YOU exist? Don't you dare say that about Jumbo Don.
>>42580745I need more jumbo don wow! glimmer
>>42547692>see this thread in catalog, 43 replies>see it again on the front page several hours later, 43 replies>check desu, 154 repliesWhat the hell happened in this thread? What did Jumbo don cause?
>>42607316I was going to bring it up days ago. A lot of them appear to be bumps. There were a couple of times I saw the thread going straight to the top without any new replies, so these posts would have to be deleted pretty quickly.
>>42607316>What the hell happened in this thread? What did Jumbo don cause?https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42376781/#42603984_2
GOD BLESS JUMBO DON
>>42607316A few threads got nuked. If I had to guess, somebody was turbo samefagging across multiple threads and got ip wiped.
Jumbo Don best pone
>>42609356last minute bump I see
I support jumbo don mounting all mares
>>42609360my life for jumbo don my bumpus humpus for jumbo don
>>42608410A horny mare from Equestria kept samefagging about Jumbo Don so the Janjans stepped in.
>>42610259understandable, sometimes Jumbo Don needs bodyguards just get through the day.
Jumbo Don is best bro
>>42611368For us all!
LETS GO JUMBO DON!
We are so back Jumbo Don bros
bruh on skibidi who is this fr fr on god no cap like bussin im confused y'all
>>42613327Jumbo Don, kill this zoomer.
Celestia bless Jumbo Don, greatest pony ever.
When I wake up, I think about Jumbo Don.
IWTCIJD
When I go to sleep, I think about Jumbo Don
>>42615333Nice trips, Miss Kirin.
>>42615333Jumbo Don will save the Kirin race with his jumbo genes.
Jumbo Don is everyone's best friend!
>>42580745kek that's good
>>42617255Agreed
I want Jumbo Don to give a hug
>>42619734To who?
>>42619919to everyone as Jumbo Don never leaves anyone behind like the best bro he is.
>>42620295Jumbo Don is so based for that
>>42620959He is always based.
Which mare would Jumbo Don get it on with?
>>42621615Sapphire Shores
>>42619919to ME!
>>42621615Diamond Tiara, of course!
>>42621615All.
>>42621615everymare
>>42621615The very mare!
>>42624627Which mare?
>>42625346Like he said, THE mare for Jumbo Don.
>>42625629So, what mare?
>>42626299Princess Celestia.
>>42626850Lucky Jumbo Don!
>>42627478He's the best so he gets the best.
Jumbo Don is very based
>>42628442well yeah he's Jumbo Don. The very definition of basedness.
Jumbo Don, Jumbo Bump.
>>42629325I always bump into Jumbo Don during my walks in the park and in events, he always give good advice and makes me smile no matter what!
>>42629891Reallyl? I want to meet Jumbo Don
>>42621615Rarity
>>42631084That's some good taste.
>>42631605quite so
>>42632650Main Character for the Main Bro? Epic.
>>42633026Yup. All for Jumbo Don!
>>42633560wow...
>>42603975very artistic appuls
Jumbo Don is my savior
>>42635273He saved your life?! Neat.
JUMBO DON!
Jumbo Don leave some mares for us!
I just saw Jumbo Don outside my house
>>42636666damn mega satan, is he out to get you?
>>42636666Damn! did you get an autograph?
Jumbo Don/Jumbo Don
>>42638121yeah it was AWESOME!
>>42638735Hell yeah brother!
>>42638735wow i'm jealous!
>>42639254Don't worry Jumbo Don will come to your house, yes YOUR HOUSE!
>>42639770wait really oh someone is at my door-JUMBO DON?!
jumbo don
>>42640682is so cool...
thank you jumbo don
>>42642133everything.
>>42642620Like, Every. Single. THING?!
>>42643082Eeyup
>>42547692Jumbo Don always speak facts.
>>42644205I want Jumbo Don to teach me about the world!
>>42644579He could teach us so much!
>>42645104Wow, Jumbo Don is so smart!
>>42645668Never doubt Jumbo Don.
>>42648500I wouldn't do that to good ol' Jumbo Don!
>>42648909You better.
Jumbo Don is a studly hunk.
>>42547692>>42561437>Beautiful Mare gets ready to confess her love to the studly hunk known as Jumbo Don.>She puts on a nice hat and does her makeup and everything.>Soon enough, she finds Jumbo Don just outside Towering Resort.>She approaches Jumbo Don with confidence, and opens her mouth.>Suddenly, he looks her straight in the eyes.>The Beautiful Mare tries to give Jumbo Don the speech she practiced over 100 times in the past week, but the words just will not come out.>She stands as still as a statue, captivated by Jumbo's masculine charm.>That's when Jumbo Don acknowledges her.>"Hey babe whatcha doing tonight?">The Beautiful Mare's jaw drops and she suddenly has an orgasm just standing there.>She tactically retreats to the mare's room to clean up her marepussy juices.>She locks the door behind her."Dammit! I was so close.">The beautiful mare exhales."To seducing that Jumbo Don! He must be my Jumbo Don! Mine and mine alone forever and ever!"
>>42651938kino green
>>42651938She better get straight to it, lots of competition for Jumbo Don!
I always think about Jumbo Don
>>42651938that's fantastic, haha
Based Jumbo Don
>>42658241He is always based!
>>42656372Is Jumbo Don your brain now?
>>42661517Eyup.
>>42651938Heh, nice.
THANK YOU JUMBO DON FOR BLESSING US WITH YOUR PRESENSE!
>>42664891Is Jumbo Don Jesus?
>>42665650Yes.
>>42666907Wow!
>>42547692Does Jumbo Don whisper in your ears when you sleep?
>>42670262...always.
>>42671052Isn't that creepy?
>>42671301With Jumbo Don, no. It is a miracle.
>>42672335True. Jumbo Don is the true hero of Equestria.
>>42673756But he's also humble about it, that's why nobody knows.
jumbo don is awesome
What if Jumbo Don Jombo'd the dons?
>>42677478He'd be the best at whatever that means.
>>42547692Who the fuck is Jumbo Don?
>>42679127Your father, now pay respects to whom help conceive you.
>>42679127Jumbo Don. That's all you need to know.
>>42680184thats impossible
>>42682075that's what your mom said to Jumbo Don
>>42679127the very pony.
Jumbo Don just got me a carriage for free, celestia bless his generosity!
>>42684558How considerate of Jumbo Don.
>>42547692WOAH no way did anyone else see Jumbo Don on the first episode on MLP:FIM? OG!
>>42685956Damn, that's amazing!
>>42685956wait whut send pic
>>42685956holy moly.....
>>42547692jumbo don can't be just everywhere for everyone
>>42691024He can, he's just that good he can make more Jumbo Dons just for us!
>>42692453he isn't a unicorn he cant make illusion magic
>>42693128Jumbo Don is just that good he can do it without any crutches the unicorns have to use magic with.
>>42693917woah, so cool!
>>42547692Is Jumbo Don the smartest pony around?
>>42695399Yep. Even smarter than Twilight Sparkle!
>>42547692Lookin cool, Jumbo Don!
who is jumbo don's parents
>>42697085Faust is his sole and only parent.
>>42697810Wow, lucky!
>>42547692I met Jumbo Don in real life
>>42698755Real???
>>42698260Indeed.
>>42702254Jumbo Don is one cool pony!
>>42702254Hello, Don.
>>42702254ah yes a living smiling television cutiemark
Jumbo Don called my phone to make sure I didn't oversleep for work this morning.
>>42704413How nice of him, he also gave me a call to ask how I was doing. He's best pony you could be friends with!
>>42704371It's the best cutie mark around.
>>42705796What does it do???
>>42706299He has a portable computer which means no matter where you go with Jumbo Don you'll always be able to play vidya gaems with him!
>>42706712fukken awesome
Who is Jumbo Don and why does he jumbo the dons?
>>42707893He just does.
>>42702254Handsome
>>42709071well of course he is!
>>42547692jumbo don got swag
>>42710702The most swaggiest ouf of them all!
>>42711270Yeah...
>>42547692I'd like to personally thank Jumbo Don for making the pony board better
>>42712471Real?
>>42712947Yeah...
>>42547692Does Jumbo Don think about us?
>>42713381he does because we are his friends
>>42713949I am thankful for that
>>42714584We all are.
>>42715216Nobody here wants to join you on your home board, faggot.
>>42547692is jumbo don a real pony in real life?
>>42716558No, he's a pony from the show
>>42717121I know but is he like in reality?
>>42717603no unless you use the forbidden technique that jannies don't want you to know then yes
>>42718140>the forbidden techniqueHmm? Tell me.
>>42718574You're not allowed to mention it, so find out yourself
>>42565380Thank you vogelfag, very cool.
jumbo don was in my dreams just like luna... what does this mean
>>42721241You've been blessed.
>>42721768With Jumboluck?
>>42722366Just normal luck, really.
>>42723262oh... I was hoping for more
>>42724062Yeah Jumbo Don can give you a hug, is that good enough?
>>42724855sure...
>>42725175That's good to know!
jumbo don gave me a high five
>>42726199Based Jumbo Don!
jumbo don is good at soccer
>>42727921Epic.
>>42547692He really jumbos my dons.
Jumbo Don hears us all
>>42729331Wait what?
>>42729768He hears no evil, sees no evil and smells no evil.
>>42730955neat
>>42547692Jumbo Don gave me the portal to Equestria, heading in asap
Mr. /mlp/ 2025 right here folks.
>>42732180I'd vote for Jumbo Don
Did it for you
>>42733076thank you jumbo don you're the best
>>42733900based
>>42721241In that town, do you see Jumbo Don?
>>42736629...yeah.
>>42738308hell yeah
>>42738308I'd vote for him!
>>42547692>Cutie Markwut
Female creatures move into Equestria from other countries just for the chance to date Jumbo Don.
>>42741806very true
Jumbodonmaxxing right now
>>42743306How???
>>42745044Tell. NOW.
>>42745799no.
JUMBO DON FOR MR. /MLP/ 2025
>>42746968yeah sure why not
>>42743306Fucking based
>>42566470What sluts
>>42581003Jumbo sized
>>42747349woah
>>42747862Just Jumbo Don things haha
The prize for the mare who wins Miss /mlp/ 2025 is a date with Jumbo Don.
>>42749255That mare will be the luckiest out of all mares!
>>42749255ooh nice
>>42547692Jumbo Don best pony
Dugga doing it
>>42751602The #1 indeed!
jumbo don was here
>>42752895Is he not anymore?
>>42753087only temporary for he is at the place where you register for mr. /mlp/ 2025
>>42753484What place?
>>42754000the thread
>>42752895Jumbo Don IS here, nonny.
>>42755293u wot
>>42756654I don't see anything behind me-
>>42547692Let me see, Jumbo Don
Jumbo Don is so tough and dependable. I don't think I'd last an hour in his shoes.
Jumbo Don gave me some dosh when I was in need of some money, thank you very much Jumbo Don you're a very amazing charitable pony who sees a bro in need and gives them some help.
>>42547692I require the Jumbo Don
>>42758614for what purpose may i ask
>>42759405for hugs and friendship after all it is magic.
>>42759911Oh, Jumbo Don is the best friend you can have so go on ahead!
Jumbo Don has my vote if he goes on elections.
>>42761607Jumbo Don doesn't need any of that election nonsense, he'd be the rightful emperor like Julius Caesar and Augustus.
>>42762671Emperor of Equestria? nice.
>>42763175eeyup
>>42547692Jumbo Don is pretty cool, I guess.
>>42763573He's the BEST.
>>42764153True. That's why he should win mr. /mlp/ 2025 if you're not a heartless bastard.
>>42547692Anything for Jumbo Don!
LETS GO JUMBO DON
Jumbo Don? Yeah he's alright in my books.
the one and only legend, Jumbo Don!
>>42761607Jumbo Don would win any of that stuff by being more honest and lovable than any p*litician
>>42767827well of course, he's a honest pony.
>>42767827I'd take a bullet for Jumbo Don
>>42767827take my vote right this instant, Jumbo Don!
jumbo don is the rightful amareican emperor
>>42770882is da beeest
i saw jumbo don at the store today should I say hi to him
>>42547692Huh? What is that? A Jumbo Don thread?We eating good tonight boys
>>42771891OF COURSE!
Jumbo Don enjoyers keep on winning
Jumbo Don sign my Lyra plushie!!!
>>42773738The lyra plushie? With Faust's autograph on it?
>>42774273Yeah.
>>42774273Did faust know about it? You know the, haha?
>>42775258No.
Jumbo Don please sign my Jumbo Don plushie
>>42776272There's a Jumbo Don plushie?!
>>42776365Nah it was a joke referencing the lyra sex plushie. Could be one if you get it custom made.
>>42547692my day just got better all thanks to Jumbo Don!
>>42777306what happened?
>>42777589Jumbo Don looked at my general direction.
>>42778044Woah, no way. He did that to me as well a couple of days ago!
>>42778580neato
JUMBO DON IS IN THE HOUSE
>>42779319kek
>>42779319Which house? Yours?
>>42780504Cory's.
>>42780753oh...
jumbo don is behind you
>>42781750Wait wha-
>>42782303Let me guess, candleja-
>>42782303>>42782700oh shid oh fug DDDD:
>>42782700Wow Candlejack really jumped the gun with th
>>42783492I know, it's cra
Jumbo Don thread is the best.
>>42784376of course
jumbodonmaxxing
>>42547692Jumbo Don was at the gym yesterday
>>42786083Liftin weights?
Jumbo Don sent me to the moon, i'm blasting off again!
>>42786775Team Rocket, eh?
>>42787217perhaps
>Enough hours went by so all the shit threads could earn their daily bump allowanceI'd just like to thank the diligent and overworked moderation for ensuring this great thread has perpetuated for so long and supplied the great people of r/4chan with lulz to sparegold to you, my guys
Jumbo Don bumped my thread before it archived
>>42787658Welcome to /mlp/. 75% of the threads are 1-2 anons necrobumping. Especially character threads and niche fetish threads.
Jumbo Don makes the best threads on the mlp board
>>42788422Very true and that's why Jumbo Don is the best.
I wish samefagging was a bannable offense
Jumbo Don won
Jumbo Don took me out with the lads to the local pub and it was fantastic
>>42547692Jumbo Don serves some cool drinks that taste great!
i saw him
>>42790444Nice trips, so where was it?
>>42792439Jumbo Don was in my house. We had a party with Pinkie Pie.
>>42792728That's pretty cool to hear.
Jumbo Don got me a Jumbo sized hot dog, thanks!
>>42568207Jumbo Don is so lucky!
>>42793708I hope Jumbo Don can give me some luck.
>>42794083jumbo don isn't a leprechaun
JUMBO DON BROKE INTO MY HOUSE OH GOD OH FU-
>>42795150wait wut
That nigga Don helped me rob another Anon's house. He aight for a unicorn.
>>42795842ayo ayo?
>>42547692Thank you Jumbo Don for the great thread
>>42794555Proofs?
>>42772406We always eat good in a Jumbo Don thead.
>>42796832He's not ginger and has a soul.
>>42797773True, true. You got a point there.
jumbo don was at my birthday party
Anyone else ever think about Jumbo Don?
>>42798978I do as well! It's like Jumbo Don is living in my brain giving me Jumbo Don thoughts.
>>42799328Jumbo(don)tastic!
jumbo don is on /mlp/
>>42800296Oh hi, Jumbo Don!
Jumbo Don is my friend
>>42801179He's everyone's best friend, nonny.
I grew up with Don and yes they called him Jumbo even when he was a small colt.
>>42801997He must of been a big colt compared to other colts age then!
Jumbo Don is the tallest pony around as far as I can see
>>42802565Taller than Celestia?
Can't go back to sleep, dreamt about Jumbo Don again.
>>42803437Same for me, It's like he got the same powers as Princess Luna!
Jumbo Don came to my birthday party, thx!
>>42804152can i come next year to urs
>>42804470Sure!
>>42804895thank u :D
Jumbo Don fixed my broken house quick
>>42805746A good builder too? I could go for a new house...
Jumbo Don uses this board
>>42806546BASED JUMBO DON!
Kek i remember this thread from when i was at the airport coming home from mare fairbased jumbo don
I met Jumbo Don at Mare Fair
>>42807627Dude, no way me too!
Jumbo Don tucked me into bed and gave me a goodnight kiss on the cheek.
Jumbo Don gave me a high five, totally radical dude!
>>42800296I probably replied to Jumbo Don before, cool!
>>42808890Jumbo Don could even be here if you think about it.
j u m b o d o n
>>42809526why is he in the void
>>42809822Who isn't?
>>42809822The void is where the cool kids go to.
Jumbo Don gave me some free candy, woo hoo
>>42811358From a van? I don't think that was Jumbo Don
>>42811687oh dear... I think im buggered up now
>>42812432RIP
>>42547692jumbo don speaks facts
Jumbo Don is in your walls. Let him out.
>>42813474he can let himself out if he wants, isn't he strong enough to demolish walls anyways?
>>42813474i did not invite him to my walls
>>42814888Does he rape?
