Well, you did it. You made it to EQGverse. The promised land. An utopia. A world without strife.And you love it.It's nothing like you expected. Things are so much better. Not even the way they are in the show. For whatever reason, everyday is a living dream to you. You get by well, have plenty of money for every want and need. You click with every person you meet and a lot of them have gone out of their way to befriend you. Most days are interesting.To make it better, reminders of what little you gave up on earth are showing up occasionally. Sometimes you see something that makes you sigh with relief.A nerd walking by? A reminder that you used to be one.A single guy sitting on a park bench? You reminisce all the girls who joined you on a walk recently.Some laughing friends exiting a late night bar? It will be your turn this weekend!You don't even bother to earn your attention, as it seems like every adventure happens nearby and you're often in the centre of things.It finally happens. No matter how popular you are, you are still a man without a lover. And you are a man who hit his breaking point. You though it would never come to this but you see the determination in your eyes as you look in the mirror.You prepare to confess your feelings. Something totally unexpected and unthinkable of you.Nothing can go wrong, you man up and approach your crush, who looks at you with her big, beautiful and curious eyes.Roll with post numbers.0. You've approached the wrong girl by accident (they have the same hair colour!) but you already started talking. You're very close friends with her. What are the results?1. Sci-Twi2. Rainbow3. Applejack4. Pinkie5. Rarity6. Fluttershy7. Sunset8. Trixie9. WallflowerDubs = Your choiceTrips = The whole town(If you're a femanon, replace the choices with their brothers or R63 versions)What happens?
I can't tell what's the worse option, that you shat this out with ChatGPT and then slightly edited it or that you just write exactly like it does.
>>42553731neither option is true!
>>42553719that map pisses me off
>>42553719roll
>>42553719Why would I willingly talk to a woman?
>>42553719>no hooves
>>42553731https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19645672/#19645672
>>42553719Let's see
>>42553719
>>42553719that town looks surprisingly small
>>42553847Well nevermind I suck cocks.
>>42553719>or R63 versions>WallflowerSo like every anon on this board?
I would unironically love to live in EQG world. At least for a little bit
>>42553890why only a little bit?
>>42553894Because you would eventually die from a giant magical creature from hell
>>42553719fine
>>42553719>Well, you did it. You made it to EQGverse.
>>42553719Let's roll
Fate worse than death
>>42553719not a single teacher? lame
>>42553719Tf is this? The concentration camp?
>>42554828It's a movie studio.
>>42554951A concentration camp of the mind and soul.
Rolling for Pinkie
>>42554828It's for all the anons that don't conform or even utter the word hoof
>>42553754Same. That is like 500x too small for a city with skyscrapers. I refuse to accept that it's canon.
>>42553719Gonna out myself as a newfriend here...What does "roll with post numbers" mean exactlyYou can't see them until you actually post, right?How then are you supposed to know what you'll get?Or are you supposed to make a roll post, and then make second post with green?
>>42555429>9>9. WallflowerNice roll newfriend
>>42555435Ah, so that answers my question.(Too bad I have seen LITERALLY NOTHING beyond the first movie, so I kind of don't know anything about her, other than IIRC she stole some memories using a stone or something.)Also I feel like first panel would be>literally meat Mare Fair, minus the prev. part. Very much not a perv.Second panel ain't me though; I'd probably just give a casual "yeah", as self-justification for coming.[Funny captcha: WW0NG]
Im getting wallflower or I kill every other eqg alien to get her
>>42555473The first one is pretty bad. Rainbow Rocks (second movie) is genuinely a decent movie. But the gold is in the later specials like Sunset's Backstage Pass, Forgotten Friendship, Roller Coaster of Friendship and Spring Breakdown. Those are really good.
>>42555429you don't have to write a whole greentext (though it's be nice if you did) but a few green lines describing what happens would be appreciatedi mean, that's the point of this thread
>>42553719>DubsI roll for same numbers to find the mirror to the real Equestria as I would not enjoy the EQG pinata land because I'm not brown/stupid.
>>42555779So close, oh well, gonna walk out into traffic as that's a much more desirable choice than whoever Wallpower is.I don't really know the characters from the spin-off...
>>42553719Whoever I end up with, we're going for a portal, so we can be ponies.Here's hoping for "the whole town".
I hope EQG can be like the world of Dōkyūsei, where I can have more time to get to know the girls in the city.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xrK37O97Ok
If you like mature women, you can also choosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPZ5ilXLiq4
