>wake up>see thisYour first natural instinct?
boner
>>42560030Oh shit it's Vogelfag.
Cum in my pants
>>42560030>rape
>>42560030Say that only S1 is canon so Vogelfag doesn't murder me and throw the body in a cave.
>>42560030Kill.
>>42560134*Kills you first*
>>42560030Punch her, unfortunately. My sleepy self is stupid like that. Gotta hope we can make up later and eat tasty stuff together and suck each other's faces a lot.
>>42561292Are you rednecks fucking retarded? *KILLS YOU*what point of you are facing a magical entity don't you understand?Holy fucking shit did nobody beat the living shit out of zoomers? What's wrong with you? IT'S A WILD HORSE. IT WILL KILL YOU.
>>42560030>tfw its time for your nightly ball shocking
>>42561328>impudent whiningYou asked about natural instincts. That's the most natural instinct of all: punch the scary thing within punching distance first, think later. Ask about optimal strategies, we'll discuss optimal strategies, separately. Spoiler alert: attacking threatening stuff is also a good strategy, at least with group optimality in mind.
>>42561363No Anon holy shit Anon do you suffer from autism? He's saying that you cannot make up later with Storm King's Commander.
>>42561328I would win
>>42560030I'd probably mutter something, wrap an arm around her, and pull her into a hug before trying to sleep some more.
>>42561360
>>42561364If it was somepony else, somepony who doesn't get beaten professionally, maybe she would take offense. With Fizzle, sure I can. After all, she'd react the same way if I awoke her looking threatening. No biggie.
>>42560030idk probly put my hand over it and fucking die or something
>>42561389Your first instinct is to duck and lift your arms to cover your face. That's not something you can consciously change.
