>"I'm so sorry my Sunshine please don't leave me!">"I don't wanna get divorced!"
>>42560603eh fuck u bitch im pregnart now u nonce
all you can do is let it happen.call out an IP hopper (proxy) for making slide threads, get banned. what a shitty board.
>>42560603I'm tired of all the stuffy parties with nobility. The long winded boring complaining about the griffons. The long sessions of court. You are never home. Always princessing. You don't have time for us. Either retire or I'm gone.
>>42560603>>42560611OP aren't you ashamed of yourself? to write this indian soap opera garbage and include a white mare in it? Aren't you the least bit ASHAMED?
>>42560636that's rude and not fair
>>42560603>divorcing Celestiacringe>divorcing Rainbowshinefunni
>>42560603Celestia what the fuck are you talking about I just asked what flavor of cake you wanted tonightWe're not even married
>>42560739Huh? What did you just say? About divorce?
>>42560662True. Anon should just fuck the guards and maids. The spare time is a gift.
>>42560603Why would Celestia marry me in the first place?
>>42560603Get ready to go TO THE MOON!!
>>42560603Wha-No, I said "This horse."
>>42560875i said that I'm divorcing.... my habit of adding salt to food
>>42560746>"ANONYMOUS YOU KNOW I WANT THEM ALL!! Thats what upsets me so!! You're leaving me no choice, but to DIVORCE myself from this kindness towards you!""What the fuck are you talking about!?">Celestia promptly takes you to the floor.>The cold marble, a staunch difference to the warmth of the big sunhorse on top of you.>"You're going to stay in the castle tonight, and feed me cake~.""I hate this place."