Which princess has the best guards?
>>42562630>Fighting style of Luna's guardsMugen>Fighting style of Celestia's guardsJin>Which is betterPerfectly matched.
>>42562630I don't know about best, but Cadance's are consistently the most bewildered.>be an ancient knightly guardsmare>be defending a backwater city state from monsters, snow spirits and assorted bandits>be good at it>suddenly that rascal Sombra whom nobody took seriously conquers your shit and, a few bad days later, your shitter>fast forward 1000 years in a time bubble being magically lobotomized and doing unknowable atrocities>just as suddenly, Sombra loses. You didn't even get to do anything, neither to defeat Sombra nor to protect him>you don't know which of the two defeats hurts your pride worse>it's a complicated feeling>it's future now>electricity, trains, packaged food, reliable rubber condoms instead of reusable intestines-made trash you used to know>packaged food sucks, but some of the fanciful packages remind you of the stories about fairies and far away lands you and your siblings used to make up when you were a filly>and everybody seems to think your thing is love, wtf?>all you know about love is a few rowdy jokes>ponies don't seem to like them>you want to be good at your job again>you need new material
>>42562630THICK, well-fed Crystal Guards > weak, malnourished and pathetic solar and lunar guards
>>42562630You just KNOW they fuck
>>42563156If I worked with a bat, we'd fuck too.
Twilight's.>she doesn't have-Exactly.
