>Your ass is mine now anon
What, did'ja buy it?
but pinkie, my ass is grass!
>>42562691Pinkie would never say that
>>42562715She only talks that way around (You) because she knows that you spent too much time on 4chan and >rape is constantly swimming in your head whenever you're around ponies. She's making you feel at home! What a good friend.
>>42562720>"Hehehe, what do you think Pinkie means 'tonight, you'?' like she's threatening me or something."
>>42562770>That's right Anon. I'm just a pony.
>>42562770Who the hell are you talking to tubs
>you spilled spaghetti in front of rarity earlier today so you decide to comfort yourself with a treat at sugarcube corner>pinkie's gabbing on about something-or-other with the customer ahead of you>the moment the other customer leaves, pinkie gives a little wave to get you to come forward>"Heeey Nonny... did you know that whenever we get new ingredients in, they're always tied together with rope?">she stares at you for a second before laughing>"No really it's true!">she zips into the back and comes back out with more rope than she should really be able to handle>some's spooled on her back, some are being dragged by her legs, a few are stuck between her teeth>she quickly gets all of it up on the counter and grins at you>"See!? I have so much rope I don't even know what to do with it! You want some?">you stare blankly>she stares back, her smile slowly fading into a little disappointed frown>"No? Not even one?">you reach out to take one>her hooves move with comical speed>before you can even react, your wrists are tied together>she hops over the counter and stands proudly>"Ta-da! Whaddya think?">you take a little step back, she immediately closes the distance>"Y'know, Nonny... I checked with everypony else. Nopony has any plans for you today, right?">that smile's back, but it looks wrong now>"They wouldn't start looking for you for... gosh, hours, maybe?">when you turn to run she's right in front of you again, rearing up and pushing you back until you're sitting on the counter>then she ties your ankles together>you still aren't even sure how she can do that>"I know, right? Most ponies really struggle with their knots!">she giggles and taps your chest, making you fall backwards>and then she's right behind the counter, in position to have you land on her back instead of cracking your head on the floor>with a little shift of her hips you get deposited onto the wood below>she climbs on top of you, front hooves pinning your shoulders still as she leans in>"Tell me this, Nonny...">her nose is right up against yours>"...you're not thinking about Rarity anymore, are you?">what>she sees your surprise and beams>"See!? I knew it would work!">she swipes a hoof across your body, the ropes come undone>"I'm waaay faster at untying them~.">she winks and then collects all the rope to take it back into the kitchen>once you're standing up she's right back by you, asking you what you wanna buy like nothing happened>she waves goodbye, standard customer service>the last thing you hear before the door shuts>"I'll go further next time if you beg!~"
>>42562799Every green deserves a (You). Pretty good, though I'd personally add in a couple lines showing how Anon is feeling. Just to help make the reader feel the intended emotions.
>>42562691*points my ass at her*Always was. :)
>>42562799Woh
>>42563581The idea of anon being practically an emotionless husk after spilling his spaghetti is pretty funny imo.
>>42563581Yeah true, or at least including details to indicate growing panic.
>>42562799god i love write fagsyou did good sonny
Sorry, Ponk, I signed my ass over to the Wonderbolts.
>>42562770
