>"Oh my Celestia!>"A HUMAN..?!">"He's so cute.">"Right?">"I'd love to have a human coltfriend.">"I don't know anypony who doesn't, really.">"Did you notice something when you see a mare and a human colt together?">"They always look so happy.">"Can I be your marefriend?...">"He looks like he fucks mares!">"Agreed.">"Humies are made for mares!">"Such a cutie!"
>>42562893>all licking their lips >in the right quantities>salt is essential for horse's health but can also contribute to their overall happiness and performancewait a minute, humans sweat, sweat is salty!
>>42562893So guys, we did it! We reached a quarter of a million subscribers! Two hundred and fifty thousand subscribers and still growing. The fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal! I'm... I'm just amazed! Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I- I love you guys, you guys are just awesome!
>>42562978>you easily can make your mare wife happy by letting her lick youAnd yet some people claim human men aren't made for mares.
Imagine petting all of them as they get more and more excitedPretty soon they start winking, more adventurous ones start nuzzling your crotchUntil one of them finally tackles you to the ground and all the others spring into action, undoing your pants and dragging them down with their mouthsThen they start riding you with their winking mare pussiesBeing prey animals, they come in under a minute, each mare gets one orgasm before she lets another one ride youThey all have several orgasms by the time their pussies finally make you come
>>42562893Wandered into Anoncon instead of Marefair by accident
>>42562893mares
>>42563265>AnonconFUCK, that's so much better than Man Fair. Stealing that one.
>>42562978>>42563235She can get two treats at once sucking you off. Amazing.
>make it to equestria>everypony's so excited to have you>they're immediately coming on to you, trying to lead you to their houses>you don't make it that far>you only get short breaks before another's on top of you>a few unicorns use spells to keep you healthy and happy>a few days in, you wake up and see that none of them look right>they're all black and buggy>the moment they see your wide eyes they turn back into their usual forms>"Just forget you saw that, okay?"Well, Nonny? Would you forget?
>>42562893No, I only fuck 3dpd, sorry girls.
>>42564040>would you forget?only if i get Chryssy, only Chryssy
>>42564040>Anon doesn't forget>Decides to upgrade from pony pussy to bug pussyThis is how the process of changeling reformation starts.
>>42564981>get formally praised by celestia for making the world a better place>she never looks you in the eye during the event
>>42562893it's over for ponybois. they can't compete with us.
>>42563254Group rape is going to be so cozy
>>42564045Disgusting
