Foalmaking sex with Lemon Hearts.
Lemon Hearts is Equestria's front line converter who turned many human men into mare-only.
>>42562924she’s a real jarhead, I’ll tell ya
>>42563029>Do ponies see turning human men ponysexual as some sort of war on humanity?Yes. They believe that having sex with non-humans is taboo for humans, and fucking a human male and turning him into mare-only makes him work against humanity, and the unturned humans will despise him.
She's really sour
>>42563171Sour-sweet mare cummies unf
>>42563178Imagine if her saliva had pop rocks in it
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>>42564709So, she acquires super powers from lemons?
>you are anon>and apparently you aren't the only human innaquestria>twilight tried to explain the concept of how it was possible to you but you weren't having it>somehow, that fucking lemon guy from vine WAYYYYY back came to equestria the exact same time you did(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6i5qHHXjz0)>and dear god is it annoying>he's like a little kid who did one trick that made everyone laugh but then kept doing the same thing constantly despite everyone clearly finding the trick to get stale>except one fucking pony>lemon hearts>you're not sure what kind of IQ she has but it's just like jingling keys in front of a baby>it just never gets old for her>same trick, same reaction, no end in sight>being the only two humans innaquestria, obviously you stuck close to each other>the only other person who's at least some what resembling the life you're used to>but god is he a spastic>being around this guy let you get the scoop on what the deal was with him and lemon hearts>apparently the guy gets his lemons for free from her now>also turns out they've been hanging out one on one for a bit>everypony else thinks they're dating>but you>you really aren't sure if he has the maturity to comprehend romance>honestly there's a pretty good chance that he's accidentally leading her on>whatever happens, as long as you can leach those sweet sweet lemon bars from him, nothing else matters
>>42565825>mares find anon okay but they're always just friends with him>no one likes anon enough to do anything sexual with him>meanwhile lemon guy is fucking lemon hearts every night
>>42565835Cool fetish bro
>>42565825Sadly this green breaks my suspension of disbelief because I know who Will Sasso is and he would be a delight to be around.