>"Is that a FUCKING HUMAN?!?">"Get him!">"Don't let him get away!">"Activate the magic-dampening barrier in case the stupid blue one shows up again!">"Way ahead of you!">"No rope this time, the unicycle lover used that to have sex with him!">"She's next after we kill this fucking human!">"Somepony get the flammable oil!">"Yeah!">"Fucking unicycle!">"Hold him down!">"You start pouring oil!">"Set that fucking unicycle on fire!">"BURN HIM!"
We need fewer duplicate threads. We have 2 or 3 mare-on-mare threads, 2 TwiArmor threads, now 2 of these? C'mon man, chill out.
>>42564360Wow you little ponies sure like neighing a lot.Oh wow, are you guys starting a little bonfire?That's nice. Must be one of those little horsie holidays.Would any of you like a sugarcube?
>>42564360Many mare-ooo's in here, eh?
>>42564360>>"Activate the magic-dampening barrier in case the stupid blue one shows up again!">>"No rope this time, the unicycle lover used that to have sex with him!"
>>42564417>he doesn't know
>Your eyes snap open. The sexy tall one is in danger.>Be Trixie, descending from the clouds like Faust's gift to ponykind that you are, gracefully coming down towards the streets of Ponyville for the third time>Then, you hit an anti-magic field!>You land to the ground with a stumble, already irritated at whoever would dare try to undermine the Great and Powerful Trixie>The situation on the ground is familiar, the Ponyville simpletons have once again cornered your handsome human husband, clearly using him to get to you out of jealousy>The human looks up gratefully, breathing a sigh of relief. He knows no one stops you>"D-don't you make a move, Triskie! We're gonna kill the human dead THIS time, and there's nothing you can do about it!" one of the townsponies stutters.>"Yeah! We turned off your magic, s-so you better not try anything!">You smirk, the kind that says you've already won"Oh, silly little small town ponies, you think Trixie needs magic to hold victory over your little heads?">Reach into your Great and Powerful utility belt that you always had>Whip out your Great and Powerful improvised explosive device, made from the gunpowder of spare fireworks and whatever small chunks of metal you came across"Let's tame those EXPLOSIVE tempers! HYAH!">Toss it straight towards the shard from which the barrier is emanating>"What is that!?">"Get away!">"It's gonna-">BOOM>A burst of flame, a swarm of white hot shrapnel, and a blast of light>You raise your cape defensively, shielding yourself and the human from the heat until it, and the magic suppressing barrier, fades"Hmph! It's always a blast when Trixie is- oh.">That's... a lot of viscera>You're not a terrorist btw, this was an act of heroism>Satisfied, you turn around to the cowering human, lending a hoof towards him."Up, dear lover. We will commemorate this day by having a LOT of sex.">Wake up alone tangled in your hammock, squash soup staining your inner thigh>Ugh, all over the sparklers you were gonna use for tonight's show
>>42564771>Thinks anypony is scared of trixie, the town joke before (You) came along
>>42565028It's rude to reply to a green only to not get the core premise of it.
>>42564771Imagine the smell inside Trixie's wagon
>>42565046Imagine the smell of Trixie's wagon
>>42565046>>42565087*SNOOF* *SNOOF* *SNOOF* *SNOOF*
>>42565036Your 'greens' are shit.
>>42565136That's not my green, it's just silly to miss the fact that the joke is that she's fantasizing about it so she'd obviously play herself up in her own fantasy.
>>42565148>Dude it was all a dream xDDo I have to repeat myself?
>>42565153I'm not here to argue about the quality given I don't give a shit. Don't bump a thread when you don't even know what you're reading, that's what I was telling you.
>>42565170Whiteknighting for a shitty green, sure bro you don't care at all.
>>42564771Kek, so Trixie was dreaming about it all alongAlso if Anon was already doused in flaming oil, wouldn't the heat from the explosive device ignite him?
