anon's worst fear
>>42564665>rape
>>42564669the only solution
Ponies wouldn't say something like that.
>>42564669this is only a valid solution if you only care about sex and not about love. in which case, you don't deserve ponies.
>>42564675what would they say then?
>>42564665that's nice. lift up your tail and i'll show you what friendship really is.
>>42564687They'd say something like 'I don't see you that way, I'm sorry, but I'd really still like to be your friend because I care about you a lot'. And if you rejected that they'd probably be pretty upset about it because friendship means a lot to ponies.
>>42564677Nuh uh
>>42564665Fine. But I can still cuddle (nonsexually) with you, right? You wouldn't want to invoke my insomnia, would you?
If you really care about our friendship you would let me fuck you
>>42564665Actually based, though. Beware the friendship -> romantic relationship -> ruined friendship pipeline.
a male and a female can't be friends unless both have partner
>>42565512Anybody who thinks this will really struggle in Equestria.
>>42564697>I don't see you that way, I'm sorryI would fucking shoot myself if a mare said that to meGood thing I'm used to hiding my feelings so this will never happen
>>42564665thats not my worst fear, my worst fear is heights
>>42565648found the anon that drove to mare fair
>>42564665It's not my worst fear, but it definitely hurts.
>>42565636I hope you realize in Equestria that hearing those words sucks but isn't worth dying over.
>>42565636same but i would just leave town and then make a really elaborate and painful suicide because i would be so frustrated and hopeless in that momenti think i would slash my wrists and just generally go ham with a razor until blood loss over powers the emotion and adrenaline but i would do it SUPER far away from civilization so no one had to get traumatized by seeing some dead guy because that would just be mean
>>42565723I am at my limit and that would push me over.Good thing I wouldn't let something like that happen to me. If I ever fall in love I'm never going to act on it.To be honest I don't even think I would let myself be friends with a pony in the first place.
>>42565795Well, I hope that being in Equestria would change your feelings. Heck, I hope your feelings change here on Earth, it'd be nice if you could find happiness.
>>42564677>rape
>>42565766>>42565795whohoa, looks like we got some actual trannies itt, chat!
Do your faggot discord mod handlers ever tell you to go bother a different board for a change.
>>42565804>>42565805obsessed and rent free
I think we should just be nice to eachother. If you see someone being rude just ignore them and continue with non-rude stuff.
discord was a mistake
>>42565795>If I ever fall in love I'm never going to act on it.Same
>>42565799I doubt either of those things are going to happen.Shit's beyond fucked.
>>42565827Well I'm sorry dude. I'm gonna hope even if it's unlikely.
>>42565805Who's your favorite pony Anon?
>>42564665This would be fine with me as long as it's actually a genuine friendship. Oftentimes it's very one-sided, and the girl is just using you to relieve boredom or for trauma dumping.
>>42565515>who thinks thisYou don't have to think because this is a real thing, it happens to every sexuality, do you know any pair of lesbians that are single, hang out and they are just friends without any fucking?
>>42564675Florb would say this because she is scared of intimacy.
>>42566472Ponies aren't humans.
>>42566721ponies act like humans because they were created by humans
>>42566851Humans are capable of consciously representing different worlds and different creatures in fiction, and ponies aren't simply quadrupedal humans.
If this is Floorb she would want a fuck even more then you.
>>42566923It isn't your shitty ponified animu oc
>implying any of you fags would bang an ugly and fat mare
>>42566923so, instead of >rape, it's <rape?
>>42567841True. I wouldn't bang your waifu.
>>42567841glimlight purple just looks fucking african to me in this image and i can't explain why
>>42568027It's because she has aids
>>42568027i agree.
>>42564665It makes no sense, really. The friendship is ruined as soon as you catch feelings. Whether you ask her out or not, you won't be satisfied with just a friendship, so it will naturally break down.If a girl wants you to keep being "nice" to her even though it hurts you, she isn't really your friend.It's a good thing mares would never do that.
>>42568067Ponies would be confused by the idea of never being happy with a friendship again the moment you start being romantically interested in somepony. They don't work like that.
