None of you are going to G4 Equestria ever. You gonna go to G1, get bullied by ponies and the witches, and Megan will have another retarded kid she needs to clean up after.
>>42566438I WANT THICC G1 MARES TO SIT ON MY FACE
>>42566438I'm okay with that.
>>42566599Are you me?
>>42566438Mmm, G1 ponies were a lot bitchier than I remember.
>>42566438Nah I'm going to g4 to be a villain
>>42566599Mare on her way
>>42566820Those slots are all taken.Would you be willing to be a G5 villain?
>>42567739Me on the left.
>>42566438Go to G1Meet Surprise and Heartthrob.Enjoy the love and cuteness of pony without a modern culture anything in sight. Yeah I'm not seeing a problem here.
>>42567492>g5No. I'd rather go to Newborn Cuties.
>>42567492>g5Yes. It's free real-estate
>>42567492They can call me the snuggler
>>42568348The... Snuggler? But where's your evil plot? How is that even villan-y?
>>42568521He doesn't ask for permission first.
>>42568521Better get ready to write a new chapter in your journal
>>42568528An impromptu huggu doesn't sound scary, if you spend anytime with Izzy that's the norm. Is this... really something worth sending out the cockpump castle signal?
>>42568549He sneaks into ponies' houses and snuggles them. It's intense stuff!
>>42568560Breaking and entering...? Maybe there's something to work with here. Tell me more
>>42568600It's the dead of night. Ponies don't suspect a thing. They're woken up with a hand over their muzzle so they can't scream and an arm around their barrel to keep them held tight. And then they snuggle. For minutes, maybe, hours, sometimes. However long it takes for them to stop struggling and accept it. Then he disappears into the night.
>>42568608Oh oh! I read about this in Dad's archives. You're talking about that thing all huumans do right. It's >rape isn't it?
>>42568628No it's snuggling. He called himself the snuggler, I'm just extrapolating from that to create a realistic villain scenario that may or may not have rapey themes.