what would they be? > 1. Thou shall not gaze a hypothetical involving ponies, without having one reply be ">rape"
>>42566460>2. OP is a faggot and without fail will always out himself as such to any doubters to the faggothood he possesses as OP.
>>42566467>3. First post will always be best post. Unless its about glimmer.
>>42566460>4. Thou shall argue with another anonymous over such little things like pony protagonist vs human protagonist without actually being normal and enjoying both like a normal person would do and not caring about the absolutely gay argument.
HARD MODE only dubs or higher will count
>>42566473faglord this is a slow board you can easily get dubs so no its not hard
>>42566481faglord, this allows anons to make multiples of each numbered commandments
>5. No matter how blatant, bait will be taken
>>42566460>Confining /mlp/ to a set of "commandments"I know it's shitposting but ishygddt
>6. If it's a mare, she fucks human men
>>42566460>6. Thou shall the ponies. Yes, even the fillies and colts.
>7. your waifu a shit
>>42566460>8. Remember, No Russian.
>>42566460>9. Gollyta did nothing wrong
>>42566999>10. Golly did everything wrong.
>11. It's not gay if it's a stallion.
>>42567145anon...
