Cadance was foalsitting Twilight when she was just a filly. But that would also mean Shining Armor was also young at the time, and she's clearly an adult.This would mean Cadance was waiting for Shining Armor to grow up before marrying him.Was Shining Armor groomed?
She's a teenager, she's just tall for her age because she's an alicorn. This is well-established by the fact that she's not as tall as she is when you see her later.
>>42566718Imagine Cadance sitting on foals and passing gas.
>>42566718why is cadance alicorn?
>>42566718Considering she's going to outlive any husband by hundreds, if not thousands of years, it makes sense to start with a young one. They will have more time together.
>>42566718Where does she rank on the scale of foal molesters, from Luna to Cheerilee?
>>42567055But maybe the only reason Shining isn’t an alicorn is because he canonically gets airsick and has refused alicornhoods whenever he is offered them.
They're the same age you fatbrained nippleless monkeyfucker.
>>42566718She’s not an adult there, you’re on crack.
>>42566718It's posts like these that make me think I'm the only one who actually watched the show and this is some Truman Show bullshit
>>42566718You realize that IRL, babysitters are almost always teens, right? Cadance is no different. She's the same age as Shiny.
>>42567055Only Celestia and Luna are immortal.
>>42567873Nobody watches the show.
>>42567985All alicorns are immortal
>>42568001That's a weird request.
>>42567987why?
>>42568028Because that requires some level of actual investment rather than shitposting online.
>>42568036typical newfags and casuals
>>42566718She's a teenager, maybe a few years older but not that much. This sort of thing is normal in Canterlot anyways.
>>42568880Yes, grooming is pretty normal among Canterlot elites.
>>42568962Yeah its like England and their school system. Cadence only being 3 years older than Shining Armor is actually somewhat anomalous
>>42566718>Was Shining Armor groomed?This is one of my favorite headcanons.https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2020/7/19/1513967.jpeg
>>42566718If SA is 16 and Cadance is 16 (a perfectly valid babysitter age) and Twi is like 10, there's no issue. The only issue is why SA isn't being saddled with the babysitting.
>>42570271It makes sense if he was also out doing something at the same time, like in >>42567857.
