/mlp/ - You find out that Dashie, with inspiration from Da - Pony

Anonymous

09/13/25(Sat)14:20:52 No.42567552

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Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)14:20:52 No.42567552 Archived

You find out that Dashie, with inspiration from Daring Do has written novels about you.They are pulpy, Flash Gordon inspired books that paint you as an alien invader who eventually becomes an alien hero. So far she has written 3. Unfortunately ponies perception of you is now dictated by the books. They think you kidnap ponies to probe them or shoot lasers from your eyes. What do?

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)14:25:21 No.42567569

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)14:25:21 No.42567569

>>42567552
Kill OP because he's a gay faggot

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)14:25:33 No.42567570

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)14:25:33 No.42567570

>>42567552
>Dashie
Stopped reading there.

Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa
09/13/25(Sat)15:42:07 No.42567848

Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa 09/13/25(Sat)15:42:07 No.42567848

>>42567552
>What do?
kidnap ponies to probe them and shoot lasers from my eyes

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)15:47:31 No.42567861

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)15:47:31 No.42567861

I'd play along obviously.

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)15:49:20 No.42567866

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)15:49:20 No.42567866

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>>42567552
>"Heh, whaddya gonna do, Anon?"
>"Kidnap me and do 'things' to my little mare body~?"

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)15:53:47 No.42567886

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)15:53:47 No.42567886

>>42567866
I'm gonna make you feel things you've never felt before, Lyra...
>grab reflex hammer

Anonymous
09/13/25(Sat)15:56:19 No.42567894

Anonymous 09/13/25(Sat)15:56:19 No.42567894

>>42567552
>probe