why is there a EARTH PONY in the clouds? shouldn't he be falling to his death by now?
>>42567856so THIS is the power of doing it for free...
>>42567856He's not standing on any clouds STUPID
>>42567870>so THIS is the power of doing it for free...so janny power is being unable to die until everything is cleaned? grim. No wonder the board is full of shit
>>42567856Janitor Pone can go wherever he damn well pleases as long as it is to clean up a mess. This is his earth pony magic. For example, if a mess appears in Canterlot and he is in Ponyville, he just grabs his mop and bucket. Zing! He's instantly in Canterlot. He can appear on top of clouds no problem, his janitorial magic keeps him floating on the cloud.
>>42567935>the janitor has pinkie pie levels of reality-warping magic but nobody's noticed because he's lowkey
>>42567949Everything in Equestria is magical and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>42567935>>42567951>Just turn your brain off, it's a show for little girls.
>>42567856Does that look like cloud he's standing on retard?
>>42567856hes a pegasus
>>42568089>no wings
>>42568114concealed carry
>>42568114He let Rainbow Dash borrow them
>>42568114Why do you have to remind him dickhead? He lost his wings
>>42568149So is Rainbow Dash a earth pony?!
>>42569142yes
>>42568049Exactly, just enjoy the show. Stop being hyperautistic about it.
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>>42570016Haha, nice.
>>42570016why did applejack take the wings? what is she going to use it for?
>>42570719Anon, are you an adult?
>>42570719Pegasus wings are good eatin m8
>>42567856Earth ponies are second-class citizens in Cloudsdale and therefore indentured servants to the ruling pegasi. Although Equestrian law forbids slavery, many in the generations of earth ponies who grew up under this rule have chosen to stay since it's the world they've been conditioned to. This is a stealth Tamers thread, isn't it?
>>42567856>why is there a EARTH PONY in the clouds?He's a slave, forced to work for free. If he retaliates or refuses to work they will end his potion supply and he falls to his death
>>42570758No??? I posted this thread to make fun of the /mlp/ janny using the janitor pony to try to make it look like it's about him (doesn't work since janny still deletes on sight if he sees certain sentences like "doing it for free")
>>42567856unicorn magic for minimum wage workers in equestria when cloudsdale needs somepony on the dot for cheap
>>42567856He is standing on asphalt runway.
>>42571601How did he get there?
>>42572253Hot air balloon ride, obviously.
>>42572255where is the balloon in the scene where this happened
>>42567856>broom cutiemarkRIP his job opportunities since its post faust where cutiemarks now suddenly mean your destined job
>>42572803>doing it for free cutie markAt that point he'd have better luck jumping off and hoping his next life he gets a good cutie mark then this torture
>>42567856Wait he's on a mountain, you lied to us OP
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>>42570737How do they taste?
>>42574200NTA but 100% fried chicken wings
>>42574787yum yum
>>42574787Guess I shouldn't of expected anything else.
>>42570776Slavery is illegal in Equestria
>>42576531sombra didnt care about that
>>42577013That's the Crystal Empire. Not Equestria.
