When you aren't looking, Twilight turns into one of your inanimate objects and watches you sleep, masturbate and have sex with your waifu
>>42569387>sleepcute>masturbateI don't do this>have sexI definitely don't do this
She watches me have sex with her? That's really odd.
>>42569407>not doing missionary with his waifufool.
>>42569417I can't do that if she's one of my inanimate objects.
>>42569420skill issue
>>42569387>and have sex with your waifuBut she's my waifu, how can she possibly do that as an inanimate object while I have sex with her?
why would she do that
>>42569623She's practicing alicorn shenanigans for when she's a thousand years old and extremely bored.
>Twilight becomes the cuckchair
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