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If you aren’t strong enough to carry your waifu tjen you do nor deserve her.
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>>42570098
Chrysalis as gotten large from all the love.
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>>42570098
Whys the bug making that face?
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>>42570170
She is very tired from walking a long distance, that's why anon has to carry her.
She's also very sweaty and stinky.
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>>42570098
Most ponies are going to way like 350-500lbs. There's like maybe 5 guys with enough lifting potential and steroids to actually carry their horse wives and not blow out their knees and ankles from taking a single step with them.
I guess maybe filly connoisseurs get a freebie.
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>>42570249
>He can't barbell carry 350-500 lbs
NGMI
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>>42570306
Lifting a barbell is 2x easier than lifting a living being. Especially when you don't want to hurt said being.
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>>42570098
I hit the gym 4-5 days a week depending on my work schedule. I think I'd be fine. God I want to fuck her.
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>>42570306
World of difference between carrying gym weights, a person or even objects that weigh alot. I’ve seen someone with bodybuilder muscles FAIL to lift 90lb and I’ve seen a 60 something year old, seemingly scrawny guy who worked on a farm most of his life, carry a fridge on his back.
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>>42570249
what's the math on that assumption? my headcanon is the 3 foot one, meaning even a large mare would at most be 200 lbs. where do you get 500 from? even tia with her fat booty would be less
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>>42570366
You sound like DYEL as fuck. Or, "AF", as the kids put it.
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>>42570098
Bugs aren't that heavy, Chrysalis probably weighs as much as the average American woman.
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>>42570249
>going to way like 350-500lbs
esl bros i still love you
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>>42570427
<3
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>>42570098
That's not fair, Twily is too fat
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>esl gymcel thread
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>>42570098
trvke
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>>42570520
uhh, based?
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>>42570416
>Chrysalis probably weighs as much as the average American woman
Damn, imagine trying to lift a 800lbs bug
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>>42570098
She's pretty lightweight
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>>42570098
I need to get stronger so I can carry her while she carries our child.
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>>42570796
>one hand
>do curls with her
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>>42570182
Bugs don't sweat
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>>42570098
>while female lions are smaller, weighing between 260 to 400 pounds
Lads I need to start lifting asap, even if she's probably on the light side of that scale
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>>42571719
>Stumble
>Fall down stairs
>Kill your baby foal fetuses
What now?
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>>42570098
I can carry her and kiss her at the same time!
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