The Motherbucking Thread Died and I Blame Everyone Except Myself EditionA thread for discussing all the stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 swapped counterparts to mares!Previous thread: >>42506404
Stop spamming your gay thread, it doesn't even reach bump limit and I tire of hiding it.
>>42570789You sound gay
Hijinks with bug boy
>>42570807it's like malnourished children in africa eating an orange for the first time and getting sick because their bodies can't handle something with such pure nutrients
>>42570789Lasts longer then most of the slide threads that kill it.
>>42570789deal with it retard
>>42570766Sorry I got drunk last night and didn't watch over some good threads before passing out. :(
>>42570766He is so cute!
>>42571159lanky stallions a good
>>42570912Why's his nose dripping? Does this stallion have a cold?
>>42571781He is cold, needs to be warmed up
How large are stallion ponuts?
>>42570789Cry some more
>>42572443Pretty big and plump
Metal husband bump
hope it doesn't get spammed dead again tonight
would you be the big spoon for big mac if he wanted?
>>42570766>ear HAIR>not fluff, HAIRabsolutely fucking disgusting
>>42572837sorry im not a mare so no
>>42572837only if he plomps that plot on me beforehand
>>42573102plop plump plot
>>42572837I can see his ponut, it's very faint
>"I want to remind everypony that homosexuality is illegal in Equestria by royal decree. Have a nice day!"
>>42570789I don't even like this thread and still think that you're the biggest faggot in the room.
>>42572837Of course. Even big stallions deserve to be the little spoon every once in a while. I'm sure he's so nice and warm too.
>>42572841haha you're right, why the hell did they color it like the mane and tail
found this gay guy trash talking bronieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Re5Py6OUO8
>>42573308says the mare that has to use a sound-deadening spell on luna's chambers every nightcurious
>>42574304who cares?
>>42574304Damn... Stop being so obnoxious everypony! You're ruining my chances with the totally not obnoxious femboy vtubers!
>>42574314Mare on mare obviously doesn't count.
Stallion
Pet stallion
Brotherly stallion
Teasing stallion
What are stallions made of?
>>42570766Best thread and best stallion in OP. 10/10
>>42576078
>>42576425Hot... enjoy your vacation though
I wanna kiss a stallion
Hope you guys don’t mind some Spike and Big Mac.https://catbox.moe/c/1uxyri
>>42576966Damn. Lil guy took it like a champ!
Rump
Imagine snuggling a stallion in bed, feeling his warm fuzzy body and his hooves wrapped around you.
>>42570766the colors in this OP pic are weird. i have this edit i threw together ages ago which is pretty scuffed but i still think it mostly looks better.
>>42578713can you do a version with different ear fluff am curious
>>42578572The dream!
>>42579426I wanna be that doll
>>42578713Isn't OP just s1 Luna?
>>42580126not at all, s1 luna design translated to artemis would be something like this, but the OP pic has a very grey body and a mane/tail with stars (the stars are a defining feature missing from the s1 design) and a mane bordering on purple. in contrast, the s1 color palette features a soft blue coat with a light blue mane/tail.
>>42580133Ah, you're right. They were probably trying to add a colour shift to the r63 for no reason.
I want to tell Sombra that he's loved
>>42578713I like the idea, but I still like the original OP best
>>42580866I'm pretty sure any Sombra fan want's to be his harem sex toy
>>42581114Yes
>>42580533You don't need to tell him that. He'll make you tell him that as you serve as his personal royal cushion for his regal rump!
>>42581903warmer for the royal cock
>>42582252Unf yes please!
Stallion bros
Stallion snuggles
>>42572837I can try. If he really needs to be the one comforted in somepony's hooves this time.
sniollats
>>42571159UNF
I would love to cuddle a stallion...I wish I had one as a roomie
>>42586926Saaame
>>42587639The question is how many times would you NOT cuddle your stallion every day.
i wish i was stygian
>>42588187Yeah...
>>42588125Let's think about how many times I would not cuddle my stallion:1. After standing up to brush my teeth and get ready for the day in the bathroom2. When preparing food3. When doing necessary chores or going to work4. When getting groceries outside5. When using the bathroom to get ready for the nightOutside of that, it's cuddle time.
other than cock, why are you attracted to stallions?>coat/mane colors/styles>personality>voice>muzzles>other?
>>42592253I like some of their blockier, longer muzzles. Shorter but cooler manes like Soarin or Thunderlane. And otherwise I just want a bro stallion to hang around with and have fun with. Whatever that 'fun' may be.
>>42592253I just want to hang out with someone who is enjoyable to be around, and I really like to cuddle and shit. I want to be intimate and personal. The cock is incidental, but don't think I'm not gonna love it along with the rest of the horse.
I want to cuddle a stallions' nads...
>>42593515>Yeah, heh-heh! nads! Big ones! heh-heh!
rump
Homosexual horse
>>42595009Ugly
>>42595009i like the guy on the left despite not usually liking full beards on ponies. eyeshadow cute too. however the guy on the right needs to either shave or put some time into what he's growing because stubble on ponies looks awful
>>42595222 I prefer chin tufts like that way Tamers drew big mac for a while. It's a subtle more horse like way to convey the vibe of facial hair.
I like my stallions flaming
>>42595818Do not set the stallions on fire.
>>42595395A bit of chin fluff can look really sexy on a stallion.
>>42595870Awww
>>42595870Just need the right type of stallion
>>42590547i miss the $5 chalupa box bros
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>42597565What an absolute cutie! I wanna run my fingers through his lush mane and give his ears a nice scritch. Very adorable stallion.
>AI slop stallionsSad times we live in.
I love this faggot
god he's so hot
>>42598194>porn
>>42598237being proud of and wanting to show off the goods, and ALL the goods including ass and ponut, is something I find pretty attractive in a stallion
>>42598194His cap doesn't fit him.
>>42598194Hot damn!
>>42598515seems to be staying on his head
GOD I FUCKING LOVE MY HUSBAND
>>42598097Will he do it? Will anon be gay for Brae?
>>42595395
>>42599585I want big mac's big sack
>>42600190This meat cutting chart does not make any sense.
>>42600491It's petting zones, deformed sunburst poster
>>42600531Oh. Still does not make sense. Horses like their chest pet.
>>42600664you simply do not understand the finer details of foal making pets with big mac
>>42600664he didn't say nope just "..."
You're stallion kiasers
>>42601201How did you know?
>>42601201Stallion killers? Nah, I don't think I'd do that
>>42601201Yehhttps://voca.ro/17b56YzYMZEW
Big stallion <3
>>42601691WEEEEELLLCOME TO AAAAAAPPLEOOOOSAAAA!!!
>>42601691no one seems to mind all that much
>>42601691Imagine the size of his junk. It'd be like that guy who lowered his balls in front of a flashlight on the news as a "solor eclipse" but for real, lol.
>>42602109Unf... Big stallion junk. Mmmm~
I am not gay, but>>42598678 I'd fuck his pussy.
>>42602126Mmhmm... Sure buddy.
>>42600759You cant have foals with a stallion?>>42600930I dont understand what the ellipses represent.
>>42602316>You cant have foals with a stallion?Not with that attitude
>>42602109Imagine him cumming
I want an emotional support stallion
>>42602669>ponies of Appaloosa hear and feel a rumbling>Braeburn who's been towering over them ever since he grew so massive is letting out deep earth shaking moans>his impossibly titanic junk is twitching and throbbing almost audibly >heaving sac ponderously swinging casting its shadow over the town >suddenly the sack clenches >Brae thrusts his shaft forward as a musky wave of scent gusts through blowing hats off ponies>the day turns dark as a sheet of stallion jizz descends on them all>it impacts in a awesome splash >flooding the town submerging it's citizens>mares are impregnated from the sheer volume of it while stallions bellies grow from ingesting so much of it their gaping mouths not closing in time>the flood subsides leaving dizzy cum drunk ponies and a blushing but satisfied giant cowponyUhh something like that I guess.
>>42602908what a good, satisfied applebutt. great little green friend
I'm gay for brae
>>42603516prove it
>>42603151Thanks anon. I rarely ever do greens. But I just wanted to get out what was on my mind.
Stallion ass
>>42598194The urban clothing combined with his coat color have given me the sudden urge to deploy a special word in his presence.
>>42604535breedable?
>>42604535dumpy?
>>42604535boipussy?
>>42604535>rape?
>>42603516That's ok everypony is!
>>42604535
I wouldn't mind R63 Chrysalis (King Metamorphosis) doing... things... to me.
>>42605329he could do whatever and id be happy to let him
>>42605952These guys are such fags
>>42605986Yeah, and absolutely adorable. Relationship goals.
>>42606174Shut the fuck up faggot. There are no relationship goals. Youre a homosexual, homos dont find love nor can they love. Its only lust.
>>42606601Truth hurts me everyday
>>42606601I wish I was as optimistic about the world as you are, lmao.
Hug horses
I could turn him evil...
>>42607341Hung horses.
>>42606601Damn, did fags murder your whole family or something? Calm down bud. You should try listening to your own advice.
>>42608230Don't interact with that, just keep posting cute stallions
>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2025/9/24/3681663.jpg
>>42608281Yeah, you're right. I got got. Cute stallions incoming.
>>42608230It's just evangelist worldview. Even in the Middle Ages you could be semi-openly gay if you framed it right. "Brother-making" was a thing and especially adelphopoiesis was literally an orthodox rite where you gave your brother a big smack on the lips at the altar. Marriage in all but name. And if you go further back, just look at the greeks (lol).Generally common (as in it showed up disproportionately often) among warrior castes and nobility all around in europe (as peasant you were shafted either way). Sure you might still be expected to continue your line, but love was usually secondary (or even irrelevant) compared to dynastic politics. Still, the influence wormed itself into later traditions or at least cultural imagination of warriors = male bonds beyond family.>tfw Flash Magnus will never be your sworn brother
>>42608661tfw you'll never be a cute warrior stallion with a cute warrior stallion bf (semi-official)
>>42608315bro at least lock the door, or a fucking shower curtain you goddamn poofter
>>42608230Nope, wouldent make any sense. Clearly if im lurking in a stallion thread what ever faggot sickness causes attraction to males. Just sick of hearing faggots thinking they can love. Its only lust.>>42608661>Marriage in all but name.It was a chaste friendship, merely bonds of love between brothers without any carnal activities. Its brotherly love not the sickness that is homosexual "love"
>>42609557>I only associate stallions with sexual things, therefore everyone who thinks they love stallions actually just lusts after stallionsPlease kill yourself if you hate fags that much, you homophobic faggot.
>>42609557What is love?
>>42609557>It was a chaste friendship, merely bonds of love between brothers without any carnal activities. Its brotherly love not the sickness that is homosexual "love"Chaste friendship kinda undersells it. I have a chaste friendship with my baker, among others, lol. When you're standing at the altar to publicly formalize your brotherhood (with shared finances, inheritance rights, joint households, even burial together) it's always this close, almost intimate camaraderie. You're right that it doesn't have to be sexual per se (though sometimes it was), but it's undeniably emotionally intense and, dare I say, romantic. The liturgical language was often about love, unity, and fidelity: I'd die for you, and you'd die for me.But modern categories don't map neatly onto these older cultures. They were different societies with different frameworks, homosexuality as an identity didn't exist. So we're comparing apples to oranges anyway.For me, it's this thought that tingles my bicurious side, if you're already partners in all things, why not become true™ partners?
>>42609770Baby don't hurt me
>>42609557Unironically projecting
Who itt thinks that he could love a stallion? Not only lust?
>>42610825I know so not think.
>>42610825I am absolutely certain I could love a stallion.
>>42610825Let me put it this way. If what the fags in this thread had for stallions was nothing but lust, then we wouldn't appreciate anything other than sexual and carnal experiences with them. But I think I speak for just about everyone here when I say that I would still love to have a relationship with a stallion even if he never wanted any kind of sexual contact, as long as it meant we got to spend our lives together and go on dates and express our love. Sure, sex is nice, but it's not the be-all and end-all of my feelings for male equines, and I think most people here would agree.
>>42611170>having a loving, lasting relationship with a featureless stallionideal
>>42609770>What is love?Dictonary says this.>Love is a feeling of strong attraction, affection, emotional attachment or concern for a person, animal, or thing.Stupid definition to be fair, what the hell does strong attraction mean? It makes no sense>>42609735>homophobic faggot. Take your retarded newspeak words somewhere else retard. I dont fear homosexuals i just understand that they cannot love.>>42609812>romantic Id disagree, its a sense of loyalty and only that. Id 100 percent share a sense of loyalty with a stallion but its bereft of lust. Its only brotherhood.>>42611170>go on dates and express our loveI dont understand this. You get nothing out of it.
>>42611839>thinks the definition of love is stupid and makes no sense>claims to have a thorough understanding of lovehow retarded are you?>>go on dates and express our love>I dont understand this. You get nothing out of it.okay, so you're just some kind of sociopath who fundamentally doesn't understand socializing outside of transactional experiences.
>>42611863>sociopathNice try retard i dont meet the standards.>Transactional experiences.Thats life anon. No one does things unless they get something back.
The kirin is {nearsighted,autistic}
>>42611891>Thats life anon. No one does things unless they get something back.Sounds world-weary, but under this lens your point makes sense.Do you believe in the utilitarian philosophy of enlightened self-interest?
>>42612003>Do you believe in the utilitarian philosophy of enlightened self-interest?I never put a name to it before but yes. I do.
>>42611839So wait, to me it sounds like you just don't believe love exists at all. What makes non-homosexuals capable of love in comparison? Literally what is the difference?
>>42612022>to me it sounds like you just don't believe love exists at allThats preposterous. I know that love has to exist, ive had it explained to me when i was younger. Heterosexual couples use this emotion to bond together for the purpose of creating babies. In homosexual "relationships" there is no way to create offspring its purely out of lust that things are done. The closest thing i can think of to what a homosexual relationship may look like is loyalty to a brother. Ill die for you and you will die for me. A brotherly pact and again berief of lust.
>>42612052>Heterosexual couples use this emotion to bond together for the purpose of creating babies.You don't use love to make babies, you use it to care for others. Making babies is literally the only part where lust comes into a straight relationship because it's where you get to rut like animals. And, as millions of deadbeat parents have proven, just because you can make babies does not mean you have love for others. Have you used your brain at all for any of these ideas?
>>42612055>you use it to care for othersYes. The use of love is to keep people together so that they may raise their young. I understand that hetrosexuals can only meet for lustful reasons and babies can be a biproduct of that but for homosexuality it is exclusively lust driven.There is no reason for love in the situation. In the case of neglectful parents there still is room for love between them and not the offspring.
You idiots need to stop engaging with bait. Even if he believes it he is holistically uninterested in being convinced.
>>42612069Wouldent be engaging with the other anon if i was not open to being convinced. If youre going to bitch and moan about b8 at least post a stallion.
Your definition of love is bleak. If love is just heterosexual lust, then… that sucks. Love is shit. I mean, I see how it is special in that it creates offspring while homosexual lust doesn’t. But if love is just lust that makes babies, there is nothing noble about it. I mean, it’s different, but not inherently good or anything.Rape is love. Slavery is love. By your own post knocking up some rando and leaving her to raise the kid on her own is love. If love just means making babies, there is nothing super special about it. It’s just a law of nature. Love[man + woman]= babies like sodium + chloride = table salt. You’re hopelessly materialistic. People can be more than material. If love is just heterosexual lust, then there are tons of things that are greater than it. Living with a stallion and spending all your free time together because you enjoy interacting, being sexually exclusive to each other, pleasing each other, being pleased by each other, and deriving pleasure from pleasuring each other may not, by your definition, be “love”, but can you truly say that such a relationship is less noble, less honorable, less heartfelt than fucking some whore in a seedy alley and knocking her up, then leaving, never to see her again?
>>42611839>homophobic faggot>"new">thinking phobic only means being afraid ofYou genuinely are a retarded fag.
>>42612062>"why would stallions want to care for each other"Jeez i don't know. Maybe they really like each others company? Maybe they fulfill things in each other's lives that are missing that is not just sex? Use your brain, you social outcast.
>>42612135>Your definition of love is bleakExisting is bleak anon. It extends farther than just love.>It’s just a law of nature.This is true. Love only is there for breeding and survival nothing more nothing less. >Rape is love. Slavery is love. By your own post knocking up some rando and leaving her to raise the kid on her own is love.You have pointed out to me that hetersexual relationships can have the downfalls that homosexual relationships do. Which is its driven by carnal desires. Id agree that rape or slavery being love is false.>You’re hopelessly materialistic.Maybe but thats what the world is, Its all x + y = z.>People can be more than material. If love is just heterosexual lust, then there are tons of things that are greater than it. Living with a stallion and spending all your free time together because you enjoy interacting, being sexually exclusive to each other, pleasing each other, being pleased by each other, and deriving pleasure from pleasuring each other may not, by your definition, be “love”, but can you truly say that such a relationship is less noble, less honorable, less heartfelt than fucking some whore in a seedy alley and knocking her up, then leaving, never to see her again?You know when you put it like that. I see them as the same. To me as soon as the sexual interaction occurs and its not for making babies its purely lust. I guess its down to what you see love as. I hold a fringe view of it from what i can gather maybe i just dont understand what people consider love. >Sorry youre gay get well soonFucking kek.
>>42612190Thats called friendship anon.
>>42612191You're conflating concepts and terms, but you're too stubborn, retarded and raised evangelical to understand.>>42612195>your friends would want to live with you permanently and do stuff like cooking, doing chores, etc. for each otherNo. That's not just friends.
>>42612202>You're conflating concepts and terms, but you're too stubborn, retarded and raised evangelical to understand. I was not raised in a religious household.>No. That's not just friends.I dont see how its not.
>>42611893The boy {cute}
>>42612191>I guess its down to what you see love as. I hold a fringe view of it from what i can gather maybe i just dont understand what people consider love.That's totally fine if you want it to be. How we each define love is subjective and not at all a universal experience. Although if your own perspective on love is making you miserable then I pray that one day you can find peace between your feelings and your worldview. Even if you can't change what love means to you I hope you already understand that you can find fulfilment in life in other ways.
>>42612191For the majority of human history, most marriages were made out of necessity, convience, status, offspring, religion or tradition. Most of them were arranged and loveless. Not to say that love didn't exist back then, but It wasn't until very recently that the concept of marrying someone because you love them became the main driving force between couples.
>>42612191Your consciousness is immaterial Anon, there is more to the world than the material.
some real faggotry in this thread last night
>>42612212Dopey Hooves is a cutie!https://voca.ro/1bOsveXiqjRa
StallionFest > Mare Fair
>>42612677somebody host another panel
>>42612677Where is this stallionfest?
>>42612711in North Korea
>>42611893He's just like me...
Kute kuddly kirin
>>42612474I lowkey want to snuggle a stallion like this at night in a non-gay way.
Apparently Amazin-Arts nuked their gallery. When did that happen, and why?
>>42613954>make good pony art>people like it>grow out of pony>people still like your art>delete it anyway for some dumb reasonMany such cases
>>42613954a while back, around 3 years ago or so I think
>>42613954goes by dbpony now
>>42613968https://twitter.com/dBPony
>>42612380
>>42613968>nowkek they were always one and the same
I want to make sweet love to iamnotacleverpony's oc
>>42613961Maddening. I have no idea why this is so common.>>42613968If someone is still into pony, why would they bother removing all their old work under their old name? It would be far easier to just leave it up. And its not like Amazin is trying to pull off some kind of witness protection program 'new identity' thing.So I guess the lesson is, go overboard with downloading and archiving because you never know when a creative-type will take all their stuff down.
I am 100% straight and have nothing but disdain for the faggots into human males. Stallionfags I do not typically interact with but I figure you may hold answers to my conundrum. I feel a mighty need to pin down a batpony stallion. Preferably with them blushing in a cute dress. What causes this? I am not gay.
>>42615029Denial
>>42615069No he's right, human faggots are gross but stallions aren't gay.
>>42615069Me on the bottom.
>>42615683I'd go thereAlso my captcha is "SGAY4"...
>>42615029You're a gay homosexual. You're just a gay homosexual who doesn't have any interest in the homosex of your own species. I think it's actually fairly common. I don't mean to say that everyone would be getting gay with stallions if they were a thing, but the gay population would probably double if there were cute little stallions to have sex with instead of just men. It's sort of a moot point though, since we don't have ponies running around here. You're just kinda gay.
>>42615029well if they're wearing a dress then clearly there's an attraction to the feminine gender (straight) while still desiring a stallion (gay). You can accept that, or you can just make sure the balls don't touch (safely straight).
>>42616371what if I desperately desire the balls to slap against each other
>>42616379there's no helping it then, you have to be gay, please stop enjoying vaginas immediately
>>42616390way ahead of you brother
>>42616130SuperGAY4Stallions
>>42615069Me on top
>>42615574That's me on the bottomThat's me as a fleshlightNo longer a virgin
I'm beginning to suspect some of you may not be entirely heterosexual
>>42612677Has anyone even R63'd the Mare Fair mascots yet?
>>42617273Only for stallions. (And mares of course.)Wanting to do it with a human is disgusting though.
>>42617273Why though? Loving stallions is perfectly heterosexual.
>>42618292proofs?
>>42619063Someone post the gay chart
>>42619199
>>42619235perfect, thanks
>>42617972That would actually be really neat!
>>42617972this needs to happen
party time
Ain't no party like a Bubble Berry party!
>>42619764i'd let him molest a little colt me haha
>>42570766 What is this stallions scent.
>>42619773Smells like horse.
>>42617972>>42619341>>42619475I had to do it
>>42619923omg omg omg I love them!!!! r63 fun raiser is my favourite.
>>42619923Kinda cool, but it sucks that it's done out of spite.
>>42619923Great job! They all look very cute!
>>42619923king>>42619951who said that it was? it's just a meme template
>>42619951stupid colt kisser
>>42619923Neat
>>42619923stallion fund raiser and mimosa can get itso can the mares
I want to state that im not gay, but I've been having this recurring fantasy about being a stallion and dominating one of you fags (stallion as well). Making one of you worship my my fat stallion cock, making you dress up in cute little dresses. Tying you up and playing with you for hours denying your orgasm, etc. Why do stallions me think this way? Anyone else having similar fantasies? I promise im not gay.
>>42621001Stallions tend to have this effect on straight men.
Would you snug a bug?
>>42621529Yeah
>>42621529In a rug
Stallion bump
>>42623137Oh, he'll still come~
>>42623137Amazing
>>42573308I'm above the law
>>42623272>"Nopony is above the Princess' law. You are going into the dungeon today."
>>42623381>gets raped by the guards and other inmates all according to plan
>>42623137so do they all have girl voices now?
>>42624133IWTCITL
>>42624299If they did, I would demand a voice swap edit.
Stallions are cute
>>42625148sex with the cutie mark coltsaders
Stallions are meant to be held and dominated by changeling drones.
>>42626378Oh is that so?*Squashes you like a bug>NANNIII Vogelfag-sama I didn't know, I didn't know!!All Hasdrones must kiss my anti-executive boot.Fim senpai fu I smell the stench of 30 gay anons and at least 6 femanons that look like my overweight man-faced teachers that are splitting work between 3 schools to not starve to death.Stallions and unicorns are only for pure people. Are you pure?
>>42626378Damn those boys are buff!
It would be better if you killed yourself instead, waste of space.
>>42626532Unf. Fat assed and fat balled.
>>42626545
>Be pretty unicorn twink and befriend a twink changeling drone>You give him platonic love to keep him fed>The love transfer process feels good>Way too good>Months later is it still platonic love you're giving him?>He surprises you by stealing a kiss>He breaks it off and a strand of saliva connects you>It's your turn to steal a kiss>Fast forward and he's morphing himself into the hottest pegasus and unicorn twinks for you to frot and make out with>Your cum stained bodies tumble around your bed as you moan and kiss, almost breaking it every night>Still straight because you don't fuck each other's butts and jerk off to mares together
Male rumps
>>42626722Hot!
>>42626722UNF
Stallion sack
>>42628747
>>42592253>other than cock, why are you attracted to stallions?>other than cock>other than cock>other than cockUhh...I really like their manes?
>>42628904I told you you so.
>>42592253I see stallions as good bros that also make great lovers. Imagine hanging out with someone who is always down to bang or play video games or just simply do your own thing. No dealing with female bullshit. Males are just so much easier and fulfilling to live with. Imagine a stallion giving you a strong backrub after a hard day and then offering up a warm wet hole to pound and finish in with no chance of babies. Life is shit, love stallions.
>>42628758Look at the size of that sack!
>>42629250I wish femoids were easy to hang out with like stallions. Imagine how much better the world would be if they just behaved like a normal adult.
>>42629250>No dealing with female bullshit. Males are just so much easier and fulfilling to live with.I'm inclined to see where you're coming from, but consider that we're talking about Equestria here. That means we're talking about mares. And mares are a million times better than anything we have on Earth. So the comparison falls flat if you ask me.
sexy studs
>>42629403if mares are a million times better than women then stallions must be a BILLION times better
>>42629668I think mares and stallions are about equal.
>>42629250>with no chance of foalsThat's a negative though.
>>42628758He needs to take a load off!
Which way, bros?
>>42631212This way
>>42630190If you aren't having foals with a stallion you just aren't trying hard enough!
>>42631754that's impossible!
>>42631754You gotta yell "GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!" while plapping or it won't work...
WTF
Munching grass with your stallion.
>>42632481>tfw you bottom to your stallion bf
>>42633032That's adorable!
>>42633039You can still yell it with him. Let the passion overtake you.
>>42633039Ready to be pregnant with his stallion cum baby anon?
>>42631754I'll keep that in mind.
>>42633039You don't want to get filled up by his virile steamy warm seed? He will get you preggers that way.
>>42633976That does sound nice...
For me, it's Double Diamond.
>>42634592Forgot pic. Head too full of stallions to think I guess.
>>42634602Handsome.
>>42634602Nice, a fellow White male.
>>42635322What do you mean white? That is a earth pony.
>>42631212>>42631270I want more autism husbandos
>>42631212Can't I just be in the middle?
Need more stallions!
>>42636166That stallion could pin you down without a problem. Fuckin hell.
>>42635837
>>42636166Damn! Only two choices really:>A.) Instantly become a submissive bottom for this strong steed.>He pins you down effortlessly and has his way with your ass.>As you take your rutting, he calls you a dirty stallion-kisser and smacks your flanks until they're as red as his.>You relish every second of it as his flare grinds against your prostate and his massive balls collide against yours with every plap.>He pumps you full of his hot seed and leaves you there to slowly drain, but not before slapping his dripping cock against your exasperated face a few times.>You knew you would love your new job as a "farmhand" at Sweet Apple Acres.>B.) Stand your ground and realize he's just a big softie that only looks imposing.>Rub his flanks and belly while you snuggle up together.>He lets you fondle his huge sack as he acts sheepish, his deep voice letting out such cute moans.>Lay you head on his fluffy chest and slowly stroke him to completion, complimenting him on his large size and thick, voluminous load that drenches him and coats your face.>Clean each other up and eventually drift to sleep, holding each other tightly.>Repeat last night's events in the morning as you wake up feeling each other's morning wood.>You knew you would love your new job as a farmhand at Sweet Apple Acres.
>>42636594Never seen those fags before.
>>42637533I don't remember them either.
>>42637469Cute!
>>42636594Me on the left.
>>42638118me on the right
>>42638118>>42638548make out
>>42638796*smoooch*
Stallion hooves
>>42639712Would you listen to the Weird Al moans?
>>42640479Of course! Honestly, I bet he sounds hot in the heat of passion.
>>42639712>>42640479Anytime someone asks me how I felt about Weird Al stealing Pinkie Pie (I am a known Pinkie enjoyer), I joke that she stole my husband, because I love Weird Al.In truth though I wouldn't wanna fuck him he's old and married and I'm not a homewrecker.
>>42640479yeah
>>42639712haha
>>42639712I like this faggots art but worst stallion posted.
>>42641667Extra comfy stallion in a house coat! He would feel so good to snuggle.
>>42636923Both good choices!
Do not die stallions!
>>42643778Oh! Hello there cutie! I really like his mane.
the full moon was shining directly onto my pillow a few nights ago and it was arousing to think that artemis would be watching me sleep. is it over for me
>>42644863Nothing will stop me from bellyrubbing him, even that shield will do much from stopping me!
>>42644863Stallions with facial hair make me chuckle.
>>42644863Good thing that hands can easily slip below that shielding. There is no escape for that stallion.
Only a stallion
Cock
>>42648885Balls
>>42652023This stallion needs cheering up. What could we do?
>>42652023same bro, same.
Reminder to motivate your stallion to smile more. The more introverted the stallion, the more motivation is required.
>>42636923I prefer option A) but Mac using a buttplug to prevent his cum from leaking out of my ass.Also on my left buttcheek I tatoo "Mac's" and on my right "meat".
>>42653491Oof! That's pretty hot, anon...
>>42655423Now THAT is a cute stallion! I just wanna snuggle up with him after we've each had a long day of hard work.
>>42655423oh i've got a tip for him alright
>>42655423He's got some seriously perky flanks!
Pegasus legs are so lithe
How big is Big Mac's dick?
>>42657909Same dimensions as a Big Mac
>>42657909My estimations bring it to around 9-10 inches in length and roughly 3 inches in diameter. (Roughly 9.5 inches in circumference.) A bit larger than the size of a Febreze or Glade aerosol air freshener can.
>>42657796Cute fella
>>42659988He can handle my wood...
Join the pile?
>>42662977Yes
>>42662977So. Much. FLOOF.
>>42663941Would hug
Hug every stallion.
>>42668916Why are you giving me that look Big Mac?
Hello fags
>>42670990Rosy cheeks, and I don't just mean his face.
>>42671286Cute freckles
>>42670990Hello sexy flanks!
Stallion rump
>>42673923Stallion fetlocks.
It's his tummy...
>>42675003Rubbable
I'd love to roll in the hay with this big guy
>>42677523https://ponerpics.org/images/6759402
>>42677625
>>42679751
Poor guy must've got a little carried away having a great time with you. Just be a good bro and let him crash at your place... in your room... on your bed... In your arms.
>>42681125Would let him snooze in my bed
>>42681125>rape
Vampire hunter Sombra!
>>42681125‘Kay. I’m gonna cuddle his fucking brains out. He’s gonna feel so loved and comfortable. It’s the safest he’s ever gonna feel being completely vulnerable. By the time I’m done with him he’ll be nothing but a fuzzy little pile of warm happy feelings. He’ll practically be begging me to sleep in my bed again. Oh yea…
>>42684648H-Holy shit anon... That cutie is gonna be practically glued to your side after that kinda treatment. I hope you're prepared for him to become completely infatuated with you!
>>42684372Unf!
>>42684372I'd have him suck me
>>42687208I'd suck him sucking you
>>42684648This is how you make a stallion fall for you.
>>42685210>>42687246They do it to themselves. These little ponies can't just go around being all cute and furry and warm, inviting people to love them and not expect to get loved on. How do you think ponies would feel about pets and scritches in public? Does everyone else look at you funny?
>>42688475It doesn't matter, I will pet and scritch my stallion in public.
Car(rot) Package
Keeping the thread up for you, fags.
>>42691999Ok
>>42691999Thanks cutie!
angular mac
up from 10
>>42694136>Angular rearThat's usually a sign of malnourishment though.
>>42691999
>>42694136The Clockwork Orange eyelashes are kinda strange, but overall the angular look works on him.
>>42696873I don't get why they were too lazy to make that model in the show.
>>42696971I guess the twink enjoyers needed a bone
Stallions
>>42690820would give him a carrot
>peeking to see if you're reading his friendship manual
>>42698485Who is this semon demon?
>>42699005Ralsei ponified
>>42652072Eat his ponut. He has literally gone 1000 years without having his butt tended to.
Nightly bump with official stallion rump.
>>42677523andddd hes a pedophile
>>42699846
>>42699870Oof...
>>42700382Sleepy time for Mac. Tuck the stud into bed!
>>42699870Nah man it's his son it's fine
>>42699168True, that would make him happy.
>>42699052>RalseiDon't know that name, sorry.
>>42703910Twink character from Deltarune
>>42699846taking a bite out of that ass
>>42696971Because the late stage show loved to waste potential.
>>42706506I'd go primal on him
>>42706639You mean the other way round.
>>42707113That works too. Love these guys.
Is it just me or has this random gotten a lot gayer in recent years?
>>42707821fandom*
>>42707821You're welcome.
>>42707821No, MLP has always been gay as fuck
They're just hugging.
He's excited to see you! https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2025/10/22/7359233.png
>>42707821Only for stallions. And that's not gay.
>>42710400Cutie
>>42709720Aah, a friendly wrestling match with your stallion.
>>42707821We have accepted the truth that stallions aren't gay.
>>42709720Wow they really love hugging!
>>42712530Radical
>>42712530Where is this guy from? I can't remember.
>>42712530That cutie mark of his could mean a lot of things when you think about it...
>fags can't keep their thread upAllow me.
>>42715511Hung & hungry
warm fuzzy stallions
>>42716425The best
Nerd stallion
>>42717303Illegal
>>42717303That sure is a cutie! I'd love chatting about gears and mechanisms with him.
>>42715511That’s too cute.
>>42712530WHERE ARE HIS EARS
>>42718047They're hidden off screen.
>>42717303Would cuddle all day.
>>42608661>Even in the Middle Ages you could be semi-openly gay if you framed it right. "Brother-making" was a thing and especially adelphopoiesis was literally an orthodox rite where you gave your brother a big smack on the lips at the altar. Marriage in all but name.This is all false. John Boswell was a hack academically, and his thesis was thoroughly refuted by the (secular) Byzantine scholar Allison Rapp's "Brother-making in Late Antiquity and Byzantium". The adelphopoiesis ritual developed out of an early monastic context, where either pairs or small groups of monks organized into "sketes" (a sort of middle-ground between the solitary and communal life). It was later adopted in a secular context for pragmatic reasons, as establishing spiritual kinship enabled families to enter each others' households in Byzantium. In the latter case, it was just as political as you're saying marriage was. If there was kissing (which there's no evidence of in the actual manuscripts of the prayers, as far as I know), this wasn't uncommon at a certain point in Western medieval history—Chaucer mentioned that it was going out of fashion in urban centers in his time, if I remember.If you read adelphopoiesis as "gay", then you have a very narrow and anemic understanding of human interaction—which isn't just a "(you)" problem: the whole West has functionally been living in a household where incest has been happening (in the sense that you're gonna have a warped view of normal bonds even if you're not directly involved) ever since the invention of the homosexual as a category of person in the late 19th century: even Foucault admits that latter part, since you're so fond of sketchy academics who died of AIDS while writing their apologist schizobabble.
>>42718829 (continued)>>42609557>>42608661>>42608230I haven't read this full exchange yet, but to complete my earlier thought here's Pic related: St. Gregory the Theologian's description of his relationship with St. Basil the Great in his Funerary Oration on the latter (Oration 43)—these are two of the three "Cappadocians" who formulated the language to express the Trinity in the Niceno-Constanopolitan Creed.> taken from J. Børtnes, “Eros Transformed: Same-Sex Love and Divine Desire. Reflections on the Erotic Vocabulary in St. Gregory of Nazianzus’s Speech on St. Basil the Great,” in Greek Biography andPanegyric, ed. Hägg and Rousseau, 180–93.There's also a very thread-relevant quote about thundering across the plains like Homer's horse toward his mate, but I'm phoneposting and only have what I keep in my gallery at all times.
>>42718852>Niceno-Constanopolitan Creed*Constantinopolitan.
>>42718852 (continued further)>>42609812> You're right that it doesn't have to be sexual per se (though sometimes it was), but it's undeniably emotionally intense and, dare I say, romantic. The liturgical language was often about love, unity, and fidelity: I'd die for you, and you'd die for me.> But modern categories don't map neatly onto these older cultures. They were different societies with different frameworks, homosexuality as an identity didn't exist. So we're comparing apples to oranges anyway.> For me, it's this thought that tingles my bicurious side, if you're already partners in all things, why not become true™ partners?I didn't give you enough credit earlier; should've read the exchange. Apologies.To answer your question at the end there, it doesn't work (speaking from my own experience and that of others). It introduces something antithetical to your mutual higher impulses. What you want is a zeal-eroticism rather than a sexual one—you don't want to mix the two or you kill it. Again, it's like incest. There are shades of it you don't get in fantasy.This might sound confusing or arbitrary, but think about what the basis is for these "brotherhoods": they share some kind of vision or dream—an "other world". They see the zeal for that in each other, and that's what attracts them together.Zeal (even if purely human and psychological, rather than divinely inspired) is a form of libido, and one that's maintained and fostered by making a continuous effort to keep yourself mentally in the "other world" (whatever that may be).But if you expend your libido on funny business, what do you have left over to pursue that "other world"? And how can you, when you've innoculated yourself against being there mentally? Funny business has it's own "world" (and a very bad one, taken to its logical conclusion), and you're now sensitized to gravitate there when you see the guy who was supposed to struggle with you toward an entirely different "world".A lot of people get stuck in this kind of shadowy playpen where they connect based on aesthetic taste-markers of their compatibility for higher pursuits, but waste all that potential by sexualizing it and directing their libidinal energy into useless if not self-destructive directions.It's almost a law that you'll never find a brother through funny business.
>>42719898I wish I could be a stallions pillow...
>>42720915The dream
