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>>42578777
>Guides
Website for making in-game sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/
Micspam guide: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39428553/#q39430287
Guide to adding pony models to any map: https://ponepaste.org/9223
Pony mod collection: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37462569/#37462590
Pony model replacements with voiceovers: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39697428/#39701005
Pony war paint texture mods collection: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39788496/#q39796303
Having trouble with sprays showing up in-game? Put the following in the developer console: https://u.smutty.horse/mfwtrwijazh.txt
Getting error signs instead of pony models? Download them manually here: https://github.com/EtraIV/SpawnPony (place the materials folder into /tf/download).

>Videos and content
/mlptf2/ videos playlist (highlights, karaoke nights, Anon Fridays, etc.): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlaewUctCKsJqnVcSDf3d9oIBSpewUQsO
/mlptf2/ intro: https://u.smutty.horse/maqwtlmafwl.mp4
/mlptf2/ New Years (2023 edition): https://u.smutty.horse/mlakpjgcooh.mp4
/mlptf2/ 2-year anniversary: https://youtu.be/4fzG-WLKIyc
/mlptf2/ 3-year anniversary: https://youtu.be/e269nQZnqcY
RGL Highlander S17 Week 4 Amateur HOOFLANDER vs PHD Floppa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8J8dEQdsIQ
HOOFLANDER vs PHD Floppa (RGL HL S17 Grand Finals): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKdwINfnIy0

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ART ANCHOR POST
The next OP mare is Night Glider. Reply to this with your art if you want to have it voted on as being the next thread's OP art.

>>42578753
>>42578767
Cool. I'm in BC/Alberta and I've seen black bears while driving.
A few moose too. And one while hiking that was...close enough. I just noped outta there cause I didn't need to find out what mood he was in.
Oh and bison. Drove (slowly) right through a herd of them that were walking along a road in a national park.

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>>42578828
Good shit man. Plenty of moose stories. I'm originally from North Dakota. I kinda miss the Beefalos in the great plains.
Also! When are you guys gonna take over all of Canuckistan start making badass old pickups again!?

>>42578787
isnt this that vore guys oc

>>42578899
>He doesn't remember the cute pegasus from Our Town
Those digits are wasted on you

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Caption
>rape
>(you) deserved it

>>42577685
I recently had an issue with cheaters on Skial, but we don’t get many cheaters on our server.

Is cp_maresmakemehardassteel going to be updated to the latest live valve version of the map with the A door block, B side walk and D corridor at some point in the future?

Or is it going to stay old school for memory sake

>>42578899
wasted dubs

>>42580058
are the changes even any good? barely anyone here plays casual so we probably don't even know them. I personally have never played on the new version.

>>42578777
I want Twilight Velvet to shoot me through the chest.

>>42581015
Same...

>>42580255
wasted dubs

7 on marewater

STAY ONLINE ILL BE THERE SOON

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>>42580611
August 2023

Added additional clipping where needed
Fixed some windows clip and trip spots
Adjusted Red respawn base times to not go over 10 (could get to 11 and 12)
Capture point HUD layout now matches its map kin (Gravelpit and Sulfur)
Updated map menu images to the present day (1970)
Reduced one-way door speed to stop ejecting players into orbit
Rebuilt B Red spawn exit to a cleaner style to alleviate spawn trapping and potential camping
Fixing some props that fade too early
Moved medium healthpack to the side between D->E to avoid accidental pickups
Reduced speed of handrail deployment so it doesn't overtake the bridges in the rare case that Blu captures C and D in quick succession

i'm joining
i miss y'all it was nice seeing some of you at MF

I love how Frontmare just has flat images of the sfm pony models standing around instead of the real ones.

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>>42581813
stupid changes that remove some of the iconic steel spots. don't like it, too compfaggy

Can anons join the server a bit earlier tomorrow or saturday? I haven't played this game in over a year, and want to mess around a bit, but this server isn't really populated during euro hours.
The OP says active hours start around 7-9 pm EDT, which would be fine, but it's actually around 10 pm, or after.

>>42582348
the server is a lot more active on the weekends, we usually start a bit earlier on saturday

>>42582741
watch as we start at 11 EST on Saturday

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plr_doyoulikebananasbay
ponified banana bay, let me know if theres any problems/missing textures ect.

https://files.catbox.moe/7ak3s6.zip

pls add 15 ty

Throwing Shigger into trash cans

>>42583676
CMK no

>>42583295
Bananabros... We're going home
Very hyped for this.

>>42583707
Stealing Shigger’s family fortune without him even noticing

>>42583295
You better add it, 15. If you don't, I'll blow up Mare Fair 4

>>42583676
Throwing Shigger onto my bed

>>42581813
>Rebuilt B Red spawn exit to a cleaner style to alleviate spawn trapping and potential camping
translation:
>removed sovl from the map because compfags can't handle complex geometry
Pass
>>42583295
>mare version of the quintessential late-night map
Nice

6 on backwater!

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>>42584208
13 players on marewater

>>42581954
>>42583986
mrw 1 door becomes 2 door

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>>42583295
>having to download yet another default map a second time that's been bloated to 86 mb just because memes and sfm models were pasted everywhere
i miss the pony model plug in

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>>42584330
im gonna ponify marewater to a full gb

>>42584330
you sound annoying

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>>42583295
>plr_doyoulikebananasbay

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https://files.catbox.moe/hp0zcj.zip
slight update to plr_doyoulikebananasbay that should considerably improve performance/make it less laggy.

pls update at earliest convenience, thank you!

Bump

Bump bump bump...

>>42584330
not sure if this is the reason but loading takes a long while for me and i get disconnected from the server. It was annoying enough to make me uninstall the gaem

>>42584529
rename it to plr_doyoulikemmmbananasbay

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>>42578777
if my art didn't win OP i was going to give my unusual to psi

unlucky for u psi

>>42583295
>mares on the train
oh my god this is beautiful

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why is she so smol

>10

>"They can't do this to me! I-I've worked here for years, I've d-done everything they w-wanted a-and they s-still-"
>HorseTV paused her rambling to make an attempt to compose herself, closing her eyes and sitting straight, she tried to stop the quivering lip, the knot in her throat
>Ignore the sting in her eyes.
>She focused on whatever was around her instead; the empty warehouse she was in.
>She turned to stare at the giant containers that surround them, the gigantic gas tank that shielded her from view. She tried to ground herself with everything that surrounded her.
>Well, not everything.
>She dared not glance at Team Player, sitting next to her, listening; as she poured her heart out.
>Player was her closest friend she'd made whilst working here.
>Their friendship had somewhat of a rocky start, but they've been really close ever since they made amends.
>HorseTV took another steadying breath, she didn't want to cry, at least not in front of her friend. She was a big filly now, and big fillies didn't cry.
>No, big fillies didn’t cry. Not even when things were going so well up until now, not when they might lose the only place where they feel a sense of belonging, not even when they were about to get kicked out from-
>And just like that, her eyes were misty again.
>She couldn't let Player see her cry, so she shakily swallowed the sob that threatened to burst out of her throat
>Team Player, ever the socialite, awkwardly pat her friend's back, trying to not stare as HorseTV visibly tried to stop herself from breaking down
"I'm... Sure it's not that bad TV. So they asked you to step out for a bit, so what? They're not just going to fire you out of the blue like that"
>HorseTV stood up and spun to face her friend head-on, snout to snout
>"You weren't there!”
>She then stood up to pace
"They threw me out like garbage! What else could it mean?! You don't just kick out your camera mare, which you specifically hired to record every match, mid-match!"
>She stopped pacing to sit and nervously rub the sides of her head, staring at the far wall
"You don't know how it's been, I KNOW they're canning me; they’ve been building up to it"
>HorseTV whispered, as if there could be anyone spying on two ponies alone in the empty warehouse
>"Sometimes they only have me come for an hour or two, or make me follow soldier around for hours while he does tricks with his ‘rocket jumper’".
>Raising her voice, the camera mare gestured to the outside with her hooves
>”There's even been a couple of times when they've told me to not even bother showing up! But they’ve never tossed me out of a match!"
>She sat back down, almost out of breath. Using her hooves to cover her face as if hiding her shame
>”It’s over, I’m finished! Next they’ll give me the pink slip!”

>>42586567
>Raising her head from her hooves, she once again turned to her friend
>"And then - And THEN! They'll try to take the camera too!"
>HorseTV hugged the ancient looking camera tight to her chest, placing her shin on top of it
>She held it tight, as if it could be taken away from her at any moment
>"And then what will I be? Nopony! No longer HorseTV, just... Horse! Freaking Horse!"
>Her voice trembled again as she spat out the word as if it were something rotten. She swallowed another urge to hiccup
>"I-I don't w-want to b-be horse"
"I've got an uncle named ho-”
>HorseTV interrupted Team Player as if she wasn't even speaking; standing up to her hooves and raising her voice
>"Well buck 'em, I don't need them! They can't fire me because I quit! That's right!"
>She jumped and hovered in place just a few feet off the ground, cupping her hooves over her snout
>"Did you hear me?! I QUIT!"
>She screamed at the top of her lungs
>To the empty warehouse
"... TV there's nopony here, I specifically took you here so nopony would see you cry"
>"I-I'm not crying!"
>HorseTV said as she sniffed and hastily landed on the ground and turned to wipe away a few stray tears
>Team player scooted closer to her friend, giving her a side hug as she spoke
"You know as well as I that there's some days where there's little to no fighting, it always picks up later, it happens every other month. I think you're exaggerating"
>Logically, HorseTV knew it was true, sometimes the mercs just had a hole in their schedule, or even took time off, so the fighting wasn't every day.
>Emotionally however...
>"I just... I really like this job, I don't want to lose it"
>She said, once again grabbing her camera and hugging it.
>This time her grip was softer, merely caressing it as her eyes started to get misty again.
>"Yeah, it doesn't pay much, but I've met and befriended so many so many cool ponies. It feels like the first time that I've made real friends"
>At that she stayed silent for a second, thinking something over and slowly turning to Team Player.
>"We're... Friends right?"
>She asked, as if considering the alternative for the first time.
>Player chuckled, amused by the obvious question, but as she turned around, she noticed the slightly desperate expression on her friend’s face.
>It only took the mare a second to respond.
"Of course we're friends dummy"
>Team Player hugged HorseTV tighter, brushing her friend's cheek with her own
"And nothing will change that, don’t you forget it TV!"
>TV enjoyed the hug for a few seconds longer before speaking up again, in a low voice
>Almost a whisper
>"That's not even my real name..."

>>42586571
"Huh?"
>"HorseTV isn't my real name, more like a job title"
Team player stared at her friend, now slightly confused
"Then why do you go around telling everypony to call you that?"
>"It's a callsign, like how the mercs go by their specialty... I think."
>HorseTV said, she'd assume that to be the case for the mercs too, at least she didn't think 'demolitions man' was a human name
>"I don't know, Miss Pauling told me to not tell anyone my real name, one of the caveats that came with the job"
>TV turned to Team Player with a slight smirk, her eyes still a bit puffy from before
>"Did you really think my name was 'horse'?"
>The brown mare chuckled sheepishly
"Hehe, maybe. Ponies aren't all that creative these days, I actually know a couple ponies named 'horse'"
>"Isn't horse a slur?"
"Uh, no? Maybe you're thinking of whorse? Thought it's less of a slur and more like an insult."
>"Oh"
>A moment of silence
>"Are we going to keep being friends after I'm fired?"
"Mare, they're not going to fire you"
>HorseTV said nothing as she stared at Player, her eyes getting mistier as the seconds passed, her heart aching every second Player didn't respond.
>Player sighed as she looked away, pulling TV close gain as she nuzzled the top of her head.
"Yeah, no matter what we'll keep in touch. I promise"
>Player whispered to her friend
>"I mean, when they fire me I can still hang around here, right? There's plenty of ponies lazying around, I'm sure they wouldn't mind one that actually puts in some work"
>She said, motioning all round, as if said ponies were with them.
>Team Player raised an eyebrow at her.
"I didn't take you for the mercenary type, do you even know how to throw a punch?"
>HorseTV scoffed
>"Yeah, I can fight. But that wasn't what I meant! I can be like... the water mare, just hanging off to the side, offering the odd drink when they 'respawn'... Or something"
>With a sigh, she fell back to her haunches
>"I need to come up with a better pitch, Miss Pauling will never re-hire me at this rate"
>Team Player fell back next to her, leaning on her. Player's heavier frame prompting a sligth "oof" out of HorseTV
"I still think you're over reacting, if they wanted to fire you I think they would've just 'gotten rid' of you, y'know?"
>HorseTV grimmaced at the thought
>"Uh, maybe they don't 'get rid' of ponies. With Celestia and Luna here with us, it'd be more trouble than it's worth, for them. I'm sure they can deal with 9 humans... Maybe"
>Another moment of silence
"What were you doing before they asked you to leave?"
>Said Player, in an attempt to not let the silence linger, and therefore, TV’s thoughts
>"Before they kicked me out?"
>Said TV, still a little sore about it
>"I was setting up in dustbowl, I need more time when they fight there because battles either last five minutes, or hours. I need to be ready for either scenario"
>Player furrowed her brow

>>42586577
"Wait, dustbowl? Aren't there like 40 dudes in there? Plus the ponies that stay and watch?"
>"Ugh, don't remind me! And I'm missing all the action!"
"Horse you idiot, they're not going to fire you, they're trying to minimize the clutter!"
>"Who're you calling clutter you unemployed slob?!"
>Player rolled her eyes at the jab
"I'm not..."
>She let out a breath
"You're the only non-combatant that's moving around. You’re distracting. It isn’t as bad most of the time, but with that many people fighting, they’re gonna be shooting at you instead of shooting at the opposite team, by reflex"
>HorseTV frowned at the slob and crossed her forelegs
>"That’s a stupid conclusion, you’re being stupid "
"TV, come on you know I'm right. And you know they need the airspace, I'm sure they'll call you back when it's not as crowded"
>"Wait, why don't they kick out the other ponies too if it's 'oh so crowded'"
>Team Player shrugged
"I dunno. Maybe because they normally just stay in one place the whole match, it helps that we're so damn cute to humans!"
>Player said giving a wink to the camera mare
>HorseTV processed her friend's words for a couple seconds before turning to her friend, a renewed scowl on her face
"Are you calling me ugly?!"
>Before Team Player could answer, a familiar voice sounded through the warehouse speakers
>"Miss TV, report and set up on steel immediately. You have three minutes to be ready."
>"FUCK!"
>Adrenaline rushed to HorseTV as lunged to grab her camera and whatever equipment she could carry, hastily flapping to fly off, but losing a few feathers in the process
"How'd they know we were here? I didn't see any cameras"
>Player said whilst looking around
>As she did, she caught the sight of her friend trying to open the nearest window to exit through it, eventually deciding to just break it with the back of her camera and dashing out of the building
"I told you they weren't gonna fire you!"
>Player shouted at her retreating friend, unsure if she heard her
>Remembering her friend's earlier comment, she looked down at her wife beater and noticed it was slightly stained
>The stain did look a couple of days old
“...”
>Maybe she was a bit of a slob
"Eh, screw it. I hear some stallions like a little bit of mare musk"
>She grinned to herself, self-satisfied at the excuse
>As she got up to leave now that her friend was gone and her job situation seemed to be fixed at the moment, she stretched
>And as she did, she caught a wiff of her 'musk'
>She gagged
"Okay... Maybe that’s a bit too much. A shower once in a while would do me good"

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>>42586581
Some notes ahead
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This whole thing is in reference of HorseTV getting kicked out of the game when 32+ players join the server, I wondered: how would that make her feel? At least the first time it happened.
In my head canon, HorseTV takes every screen cap posted in the thread, every clip shared and every recording, it's all her doing. She's the only one with a camera after all. Also, in case it wasn't clear, I think it fits her to have an alias just like the mercenaries! TVs have yet to be invented in equestria after all
BTW, they were hiding in dm_warehouse
Partly inspired by pic rel. I'd love to see these two interact more!
HorseTV isn't a cry baby, she's just very artistic. And as most artistic types, she's a bit melodramatic, sometimes overly emotional. This isn’t a critique towards anybody, it’s just my real life experience talking.
As always, if you have any observations feel free to let me know. This one felt weird to write, maybe because I couldn’t fall back on TLU because I don't feel like everyone knows HorseTV's colors that I didn't want to describe her using clothes and coat color.

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Almost deleted the whole thing and reposted it with this as pic, but eh. Here's HorseTV for those who don't know her

>>42586567
>>42586571
>>42586577
>>42586581
Tldr
>rape

>>42586584
Cute green anon

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5 on marewater!

Green uploaded to ponepaste, for those who care
https://ponepaste.org/11382

Foalmaking sex with moony

>>42585883
>anime chin
haha, fag

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Bump

Ponies smell. Pony could not play spy because pony smell would alert you to spycheck.

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open mic tonight

do we still do deathruns?

>>42589043
no we got rid of that because nobody liked it and it sucked

>>42589043
Yes we did deathrun on Wednesday this week, after we got down to about 12 players

OPEN MIC NIIIIIIIGHT

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15 on marewater

>>42589811
23

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20 on koth_amareican

IT IS YOUR DUTY TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO DEADLIFT YOUR WAIFU. IF YOU CANNOT DEADLIFT YOUR WAIFU YOU DO NOT DESERVE HER

>>42590361
how much does luna weigh

>>42590367
1250 lbs, roughly

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/mlp/ being raided by sharties again

>>42590930
https://youtu.be/IOdzn32EyzQ

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took this photo at the panel with my disposable camera but just got it back and it came out so shit, enjoy anyway

>>42591291
I feel cursed by looking at this

>>42591291
>marefair 99 /mlptf2/ panel
>everybody's brown

>>42591291
How do you even get that much grain?
It's so underexposed, which would suggest an ISO of around 100-200. But large grains are the result of higher ISOs around 800 and up.

>>42591333
it might be because i edited it, the original was very very faded

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>>42591291
Haunting.

>>42591555
this made me kek.