Princess Luna wants to know why your new corporation is strip mining the moon for ores and minerals.
>>42581072To build the future, dipshit. It's not like there was anything living up there
>>42581072Why? Does Equestria want any? Or have they conducted some sort of scientific study that says the moon might break up?
>>42581072The moon is made of cheese stupid there aren't any "ore" or "minerals".Pick up a book.
>>42581074Dude...too soon.
>>42581072Because it's there
>>42581072>rape
>>42581100Um Ackshully, Nightmare Moon was trapped IN the moon, not on it...
>>42581072Princess Luna would like to know the taste of buckshot.
>>42581072the batponies there want to fuck us
>>42581100I don't get it.
>>42581072The official reason is, well, ores and minerals. Some of them are quite rare down here but plentiful up there. Surely they will be needed for technological progress, and I'm willing to sell them at low prices, for the benefit of everyone. Nothing suspicious going on, you see.The real reason is I want to dig deep under the surface and get to the very center where she spent her thousand year vacation as her alter ego, kicking and screaming and trying to get free. I can only imagine the sheer quantity of dark magic that must have been released in such a long time. All that power must not be wasted, and I'm sure I will put it to good use once it's mine. The last rockets my company sent up contained more than surface mining equipment, though it seems someone forgot to mention it in the shipping manifests. Once my crews on the moon will be done assembling the gyrotron drills, I'm going up there myself. I've got a well to dig, and I plan on being the only one to drink what's going to spring out of it when I'm done.She doesn't need to know this though, of course. Not yet at least.
>>42581136v.brown
>>42581072To acquire ores and minerals.
>>42581072Because stripping is hot. Doesn't matter whether it's a mare or a moon that's stripping, it's hot either way.
>>42581072Nobody is going to address the pic in OP? Guess I have to.AISLOP
>>42581072It's so much easier to buy land and get zoning permits for ore extraction there. Once we extract the ore we can set up living quarters just under the surface and build our Moonbase.Then, Woona can break the moon out of orbit and off we all go to explore the galaxy.
>>42582063what a heccin clanker amirite???
>>42581220Would read fanfic about this.
>>42581094well akschully, long aged hard cheeses do start to crystalize so called "cheese crystals" which mostly consist of calcium lactate and amino acidscalcium lactate, i just realized, is not a mineral but fuck this i already typed it out
>>42582447forgot pic.
>>42581072>ores and mineralsyou mean cheese
