>Of course you can enter Equestria. I’ll just need to read your soul and judge the actions and thoughts of your entire life before admittance. I’m sure you wont have a problem with that. Judging by the muscles in your body tensing up you seem a bit nervous about this arrangement. But a good man like yourself wouldn't have anything to hide would they?
>>42584865Bring it on, mom. I shall not fail the pink one.
>>42584865I'm afraid it's a matter of principle: no gods, no masters, no conniving fairies or glowniggers pretending to be ponies to steal my personal data or, laterally, the personal data of people around me. The only exception, the only mare who's permitted to violate my privacy like that, is my wife. Good luck guessing who she is. I'll take this secret to my grave.
>>42584865I just have alot of tension in my traps lauren.
>>42584865Were all monsters who would never make it in if she reads the souls of people here. Maybe we can try G1 Ponyland.
>>42584887Even me?
>>42584887>it's actually a test of courage and willingness to change, all the "I'm not worthy" bitches are denied
>>42584868Mom? More like moom amirire
>>42584903I feel like 4channers are more likely to be the 'fuck you why should I have to change' kind than the 'oh I'm too lowly for Equestria' kind.
>>42584865>they
>>42584865>she's gonna see all the mommy postsOh no
>>42584865
>>42584914Fuck you, I can be both and be a courageous changefag at the same time.
>>42584865Hi mom! What happens if you don't like what you see?
>>42585142Castration
>>42585142She offers you 3 choices:1. Your soul can be destroyed outright. 2. You reincarnate after a soul scrubbing into a new human form to try again. You wont remember anything about your old self though and could turn out worse or not even liking pony. 3. You go to Dougworld Hell for 10,000 years stuck in high-school and college, in an endless loop as penance. Then you can go to Equestria. Or you can attempt to rape her like she knows you want to…
>>42585159I choose the rape option.
>>42585159So she is satan now.
>>42585186>what is a Faustian Bargain
>>42584865In all honesty, what is there to hide? We have all done things we are not proud of, even things we didn't exactly have control over. But lets also be honest that a lot of what we did was under the influence of this greedy, unsympathetic, superfical world. Had I been in Equestria instead, my soul and actions and thoughts would have been much more pure. I think Faust would have to keep in mind that my actions are not just my actions, but actions influenced by the enviorment I live in. At the end of the day, I did commit them, and she may judge me however she likes.
>>42585159w-what happens if I rape her?
>>42585195penis exploding chamber
>>42585236Is that what she calls her tight mommy pussy?
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>>42584865Okay. I might be a bit of a freak, but I bear no malice.
>>42585195She doesn't let you leave. Ever.
>>42585195>>42586979Please, respect mom, she's married.
>>42584865i'm not perfect and i'll never be perfectbut damnit that doesn't mean i'll stop trying to be perfect or stop trying to be worthy of loving and being loved by a mare, because mares make me want to be a better manand if that still isn't enough, then oblivion would be a mercy
>>42587002
for god sakes, someone just write a fic of Fausticorn getting fucked.
