This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42553511--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Sunn:https://ponepaste.org/10481 - PegaAnon (Rainbow Dash)blowingupthemoon:https://ponepaste.org/10815 - Anon Kirin Story (Autumn Blaze)https://ponepaste.org/11073 - Nap Duty (Princess Luna)https://ponepaste.org/10633 - Reunions (Princess Celestia, Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10781 - Stuck with you for a bit. (Verity)Mirta:https://ponepaste.org/10631 - A QUESTion mark tAIl (Zecora)CosmicButthole:https://ponepaste.org/11075 - The Re-Awakening of Anonymous (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/11210 - The Sun in your Eyes (Princess Celestia)SQA-non:https://ponepaste.org/11371 - Tales From the Crypt(oozologist)ClericalError:https://ponepaste.org/10847 - Dash thing that isnt really there yet (Rainbow Dash)Fruit of Boredom:https://ponepaste.org/11270 - Diamonds In The Rough (Rarity)Guest (Default ponepaste account):https://ponepaste.org/10884 - Danger Zone (Cloud Chaser)https://ponepaste.org/11257 - Eyes without a Face.
>>42585611Such a cute colt kirin design!
>>42585611Grown Anonkirin
>>42585611New thread already? That was fast.
GOIN DOWN TO SWEET APPLE ACRES GON HAVE MYSELF A TIMEFRIENDLY MARES EVERYWHERE HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATIONAPPLE PIE DAY AND NIGHTPONIES SHOUTIN HOWDY NEIGHBOUR SOME DAY I'LL BE GOOD ENOUGH TO STICK MY TONGUE IN LUNA'S MOUTH COME ON DOWN TO SWEET APPLE ACRES AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
>>42585904The Mane Six trying to solve an problem in one of the episodes while the sub plot is King Anon and Discord just fucking around, making things worse/better.
Any greens where he gets raped by a mare?
>>42585914>"You're here! I can't believe you ca-.">Twilight slammed the door in shock>She invited her teacher to her home in ponyville for the nightmare night party she decided to host>He came! with discord...>But still he came>However. He'd come in an... offensive costume>Outside a placidly smiling anon, dressed as king sombra, stood next to a similarly smiling discord>dressed as the storm king
>>42585934Anon may have lived far longer then he orignally thought and underwent many changes, there was one thing about him that would stay forever unchanged. He was a shitposter at heart, and no amount of time or work, would ever remove that.
>>42585922Does snuggle rape count? If so read nap duty.
>>42585015Applejack could be a good candidate honestly aside from one or two points>Shes way younger>He probably met her at least once when she was a fillyThey're both hardworking and while Anon isn't a member of the clan I can imagine he values them alot regardless since he always gets an invitation to their reunions in the mail from Granny smith just in case hes actually related to them like the old rumours suggest.
>>42585922Not as far as I know as of yet, might be in the future. Who knows if you don't make the green.
King anonstallion with queen anonmare
>>42586480Amazing, makes me wonder how would Equestria fare with anonpony rulers? Probably chaotic with the unavoidable squabbles that would 100% happen.
>>42586686>Celestia and Luna come back after a thousand years to find out a different set of alicorn siblings have taken the throne>They show up in the middle of a screaming match between the two rulers the likes of which make Nightmare Moon look like a toddler’s tantrum>Naturally they are both at least a little bit concerned (both for the safety of the public and themselves)>Turns out there’s nothing to worry about and happens pretty regularly, ponies have gotten used to it with little complaint since they run the kingdom fairly well outside of their biweekly vitriolic shitflinging contests>If you look at the castle courtyard you can actually see crowds of ponies betting money over which one wins
>>42585904>Big announcement from the King>Everyone's been invited>The Mane Six, Celestia, Luna and Cadance and her family>Discord's also smiling like the cat that got the canary>Twilight is slightly worried"I'm taking a vacation, all the other alicorns are in charge">His horn lights up>Royal regalia fall in front of Luna and Celestia>Luna looks at it suspiciously>Celestia steps back from it like it'll attack her>Twilight complains that Equestria needs him"Twilight, I've been ruling non-stop, barring a hoofful of holidays, for a thousand years. I'm tired, I'm taking a vacation, you can all either fill the vacancy or let things fall apart">With a flash, Anon and Discord are already in floral button up shirts and sunglasses>"Anon, buddy, it's 106 miles to Baltimare, we got a full tank of magic, half a pack of cotton candy, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses""Hit it!">With another flash, King Anon and Discord are gone>Twilight fights the urge to scream>"At least he's not retiring" Pinkie says with a shrug
Where InkSlinger and Cosmic? You two still alive?
>>42586869This would be a great story for where usually luna would be caught up by celestia on government and taught current day culture by the mane 6now it would be twilight and Cadence ruling with celestia and luna playing catch up with the other girls helping them catch up on current day culture3 storylines:twily and cady working together to keep equestria in order, cady knowing anon the longest, knows anon's process but when twilight sees how anon actually does things, she's horrified, she can't recognize any actual logic in his work, cadence explains he's been "winging it" for the past 1000 yearsCelly and luna, while celestia is able to adapt better and lose her old ponish way of speaking, she still has her old assumptions, luna still has a way to go and still has a bad habit on unleashing the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICEAnon and Discord are just cut away gags, it can be the most bro things like digging holes or the most normal Perry the platypus sublot they accidentally stop a necromancer from raising an army by caving in their lair while digging
>>42586711I like how they're both so used to arguing with each other that none of them has done the anon version of Nightmare Moon although instead of being sad like Celestia they'd be pleased they're the solo monarch now.
>>42586480Would
>>42587055>spoiler>Anon and Discord still taking care of Equestria without tryingabsolutely perfect
>>42586949Seems like they're still MIA sadly since August.
>>42585904kino pic haha
I want to add some cute shit to my drawing list, pic related is what I've come up with excuse the mess of it, any suggestions/ideas anons? can be any anoncolt/stallion idm
>>42587756Realdash used to do these stories with Anonstallion and milf twilight, maybe something with these? Always thought they were kinda comfy.https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2024/4/16/3207380.png
>>42587773I'll check em out!
>>42555767okay, admittedly, I'm a little stuck, but in a good way, because I have multiple options for how this green could continue, but I don't actually know which to go forright now, there are three main things that I want to tackle in this story, because I think they'd be fun and/or cute>Anon and Rainbow go to Sugarcube Corner, meet some of the others, establish some more of Anon's friendships with them, tell Twilight about how he binned Celestia's letter and we get some Spergelight freaking out>Anon and Rainbow visit Hot Stuff's again, would probably be a side tangent thing or part of a shorter green update, could be before or after Canterlot>Rainbow follows Anon to Canterlot cause of course she will, they get up to some shenanigans there and Anon meets with Celestianow the great thing is that these are not the only ideas I have, I have ideas for future updates including Nightmare Night among others, but it's this immediate update that I'm not sure onlike, I could have the first two, be short flashbacks that happen on Anon and Rainbow's flight to Canterlot, but I'm not sure if people would like to see them fully fleshed out in their own updatesI normally just dive into my greens and let them form naturally, but I've been unsure on this update for a bit, and while I could figure it out myself I don't want to end up taking so long that you guys think I died againonce I have a solid answer I can probably roll out an update pretty quick
>>42587830Take your time sunn, any of those sound great to me.
>>42587830Personally I'm pretty interested to read of Anon accidentally causing a full spergelight moment, though I feel like Anon would probably want to make sure Hot Stuff's family as soon as he reasonably could. That's just my take though.
>>42587756Some Brother Anon concepts could be cute. Back when they were young. Celestia and Anon bumping heads, war lord Wuna.
>>42587830Could have it that both Rainbow and Anon go to Hot Stuffs first and then him mentioning that he binned the letter and Rainbow deciding that they should go to Twilight to get her reaction about it.
heres the disguise version i said i'd do
>>42588289Love it and the cutie marks for the different situations, very great!
>>42588289>cutie mark for apple family reunionskek. I can imagine the family having a gag of only seeing him in these reunions>why don't I see more often, cousin?
Don't know if that spitfire practice writefag is still reading these threads, but one idea you could go for is having Earth Pony Anon treat Spitfire like a normal pony- not because he just wants to be nice, but because he genuinely has no idea who she is.Seeing this as a breath of fresh air, Spitfire is interested in Anon and wants to know more about him. The story could then focus on their relationship and how it evolves- Spitfire trying to maintain her own life without scaring Anon away with her fame, and Anon discovering and trying to understand Spitfire's life despite being from a completely different lifestyle (and that doesn't include the cultural differences between due to their different races)
>>42587756>My fillies are sleeping make noise and you're going to tartarusKek. These sketches are so cute!>any suggestions/ideas anons?A young anon and discord pulling pranks on young Celestia and luna. Or maybe the 4 of them all napping together.
>>42588289The marks are really gold.
>>42587756>>42588289more wips, posting an imgur so i dont spam.gonna work on these for abit, theres a page for brother anon but those are just literally circles with some text rnhttps://imgur.com/a/anonstallion-mlp-wips-sketches-9CubEvA
>>42588872You've given us so much great artwork that I don't even care if you spam the thread. That picture concept of Anon and Sage is adorable and rest are just as great.
>>42588872>get out of my headkek. Kino sketches, drawfriend. Always a delight to see themWho is SG tho?
>>42588899Starlight glimmer with the alicorn amulet, im imagining her in his head as double evil
>>42588965good shit
>>42587830Lets go meet the princesses!
>>42588965lol, wonder what would be discord's version of the "Hey, Listen!" line.
>>42589344An airhorn or a clown horn
>>42588965I like to think that at the begininng Discord was just using the outsider as a means to free himself and return as Lord of Chaos.Where as Anon's had his own plans, he knows who Discord is, and had no plans to even free or help him, yet in the end they unironically become friends.
>>42589377Pretty much my thoughts exactly
What would Anoncorn in the mirror universe look and be like?
>>42589410A calm pony of sound mind.
>>42589410King AnonUnited the pony races not by harmony but by hatred of other races. Took advantage of ponykind's negative traits for infighting and turned it into outfighting. He didn't redeem Discord by accident, instead, Discord is encouraged to continue his chaotic ways against the other creatures.Brother AnonFeral. Cares only for nature and its expansion. Has no interest in his sister's desire to rule everything.
>>42588375I had this Spitfire story idea I forgot to share, so ill just share it now.>Spitfire’s totally burned out and needs a break, so she heads off to a tiny Earth pony town way up in the snowy northern mountains, hoping she can finally go unnoticed. >Of course, the ponies there recognizes her right away.>She’s about to give up and head home when she meets a green pegasus. >Anon>Anon doesn’t know who she is at all. >And to her surprise, she finds out he can’t even fly. >He’s the only other pegasus in the whole town, and Spitfire’s completely baffled by the idea of a grounded pegasus. >Naturally, she decides to teach him.>Anon hesitantly agrees to let her teach him how to fly.>As their lessons go on, she notices Anon doesn’t like talking much about himself or his past. Still, the two grow closer, their friendship deepening as he learns to fly. >And in time their friendship turns into love.
>>42588375Hi fag, that'd be me. I've read a couple fics already that have an origin story for the two like that and had inititially wanted to avoid it but considering >>42589627 's post, I think I'll be reconsidering it.
>>42589627Not bad I like it.
>>42589627This is great potential for a green, nice
>>42589410Very socializing and outspoken.
>>42589410Replacement Anon has Vegeta hair
>>42590740>King Anon keeps his power level hidden and only does cringe shit in private>Mirror King Anon spills his spaghetti openly in public with no self-awareness or shame
King anon does a good job, best he can given he doesn't have a lifetime and specialised trainings worth of experience ruling, but from to an outsider looking in the king can come across as a tyrant, the praising words of his ponies as propaganda.
>>42590903Anon's going to have the strongest wings around just for Fluttershy at this rate!
>>42586480
>>42586711>"They're siblings?">A rather fancily-dressed Unicorn regarded them kindly as he responded>"Nopony's quite sure my dear, they've just been together so often and they're the same coat colour that siblings is the default understanding. Myself I believe them to be lovers.">"Lovers?">"Well my dear, siblings may squabble but theres alot of passion during these brawls. I'm more comfortable assuming Lovers than any other explanation.">Luna turned back to watch the spectacle with her sister>The small crowd tossed bits into a hat held aloft magically by a pink alicorn>The alicorns brawled openly in the square, the stallion pinned the mare, biting her ear hard>For any normal mare this would be quite painful>Luna's confusion and mortification only deepened when the mare let out a shrill whine that turned into a moan>"Ok everypony King Anonymous wins! collect your bets from my lovely assistant captain armour!" the pink alicorn declared>Luna didn't know whether this was some form of ritual, debate or foreplay now>She didn't want to know.
>>42586480>King Anonstallion>Queen Anonamare>ruling over an entire kingdom of autistic green ponies
>>42591768It would be a wonder if that were functional.
>>42591884>"Our kingdom puts the 'functional' in 'functionally retarded'!"
>ponepaste down again
>>42591901It's far less fine micromanaging and more just goading the flow in the general direction you need it to go
>>42588965Lord of Spaghetti Anon, being informed by his friendly Navi D that maybe, just maybe, that mare over there known as Sage Clover likes him.
>>42592149It still works, but the security token expired again
>>42591610kek, are they madly in love or no?
>>42591610I guess. Though that doesn't settle the question if they are siblings or not.
Imagine if an entire kingdom of anons just popped into existence right beside equestria, how long do you think it'll last till it either destroys itself or the entirety of Equus decides to destroy it
>>42592989>There are many tribes of ponies>Unicorn>Pegasus >Earth Pony >Crystal Pony>Bat Pony>etc etc>But none are more entrenched in legend than the ancient Anon Ponies>Once a thriving kingdom, they were said to have been sealed away by the Princesses >For being too cringe, whatever that means...
>>42592989Either within days or not at all. Depends on how well the chemistry between the Anon works.
>>42591610Winner get's to top the loser
>>42592989It'd be so chaotic with the infighting that Discord would pull up just to watch the show as anons start fighting each other over small things
>>42593372Mlp movie about anonpony kingdom
>>42594249Thinking about it the whole Storm King invasion would have been laughable. King Anon upon the return of Princess Celestia and Luna, has ALL the Alicorns learn the ancient art of dodging. Discord would have been around.
>>42594278>In my royal lawn chair>Magically throwing rocks at the 4 girls >Sometimes I make them spin>If they get hit by a rock they lose a point, if they lose all their points Discord gets to do whatever he wants for the day
>>42593751Lewd. I like it.
>>42591331Sounds like a good outcome to me.
>>42588892Do you think Anon and Sage were able to ever convince a child? Is their an autistic bloodline loose in Anons Equestria?
>>42595127imo they either didnt want to risk it or sage couldnt have foals. giving him a dead wife is suffering enough, giving him kids he'd watch grow old and die then grand kids he'd outlive is just cruel
>>42595161Marrying Sage gave him a family regardless. I like to think it's much like Blueblood. Where as when the events of cannon play out he has a like a grand grand grand grand child of sorts.Anon wouldn't want his son or daughter to be trapped in the castle like him and thus encouraged them to go out and live their lives.
