In order to keep Equestria pure without appearing bigoted, Princess Celestia passes a new law under the guise of public health: all citizens must annually prove their ability to lift 550 pounds a distance of at least one foot in one second or face deportation. Can (you) generate one horsepower?
>>42587342sliiiiiiiiide
I'm really fat so maybe if they tie me to a rope and then throw me off a building with the other side attached to the weight
>>42587342They're little ponies not horses, shouldn't this unit of measure be scaled down a bit?
>>42587668Are you telling me that 1hp=4pp? I'll have you know that my ponies are stronger than that you coward.
>>425881021pp=4hp/2(4)-7(2)+2
>>42587342>to appear less bigoted, Celestia kicks out all foals, old ponies, fat ponies and disabled or injured ponies>doesn't even work on minotaurs, centaurs, or other strong/ponylike races like donkeys or hippogryphscelestia is not smart
>>42588724Problem?
>>42589726Yes, you just Turner Diaries'd yourself.
lmao even
>>42587342>lift 550 pounds a distance of at least one foot in one secondSo I just need to either squat or deadlft 550 in only a second?
>>42587668Right, we should accout for ponyponyYou should be able to drag at least a house for the 1hp measurement like Cheerilee, that should be fairer, yeah.
