Meet your modern CMC
>>42590167>Scootaloo>100% Slavic>darker than French/Italian Sweetie Belle
>>42590167Shitalians aren't that white, also did they make Apple Bloom a mutt? lol
>>42590167Why are they all mutted?
>>42590167I hate you for showing me this. I hate the creature that drew this. I hate whatever hole said creature slithered out of.Death cannot come soon enough for everyone involved in showing me this image.
>>42590180>slavs >white
>>42590207I'm convinced that most of the Twitter artist diaspora don't actually want to add melanin to their designs, but they think they'll get told off if they don't, or that they'll at least miss out on a few all-important likes and retweets.
>>42590167>she has shorts under her skirtRuined.
>>42590167why is Scoots the darkest? slavs aren't that darkt. slav
>>42590167This would be a pretty good humanization if not for randomly making 2/3 of them dark-skinned.
>>42590167As a pole, I despise the polish x ukrainian half-breeds. All the ones I met are alwas self-centered. I know it doesn't sound like an undesirable-trait, but those manipulative sons of bitches can pound sand.
>>42590167being nonsensically dark aside, why are scootaloo and sweetie belle listed with their ethnic backgrounds, but not apple bloom? is she supposed to be an injun?
>>42590167Suprised it didn't lanle them lesbian or pansexual
>two tan outdoorsy tomboys>mutt mutt mutt mutt mutt mutt mutt>42590597>nation flags>ethnic backgrounds
>>42590697>>nation flags>>ethnic backgroundsyes, and? it's not nationality, since you can't 50% polish and 50% ukrainian in terms of citizenship
>>42590167I live in Poland and I've never seen a Pole or a Ukrainian with skin as nigger as this Scootaloo.
>>42590878No shit? Find the artist and dm this to her
>>42590891She's RussianThat probably has to do with something
>>42590866They're flags representing nations. Citizenship doesn't matter in this case. Ethnic background is whatever the fuck you want it to be from those nations.
>>42590167Alright, so ignoring the obviously stupid race bullshit. That's the worst ouija board I've ever seen, and Apple Bloom has crypt keeper hands.
>>42590167Ok but why is Apple Bloom darkskinned?
>>42590167>no african facial features>no token muslim>no pride flags>no obesity >no tumblr noses>no hairy arms/legsThis is surprisingly tame. Why AB and Scoot are brown is a mystery, but probably to avoid being called racist. Three white girls would be problematic.
>>42591850scootaloo is obviously brown, and Applebloom is tanned because she works on a farm all day in the sun
>>42590167Can someone recolor them? Keep Scoots a bit tanner than the rest, but lighten all of them
>>42591865That's a cope
>>42591865Apple Bloom doesn't look tan; her skin doesn't even look human. That's not a human brown skintone. That's an undead ogre zombie witch skintone.
>>42591889You've been brainwashed by orange spray tans.
>>42591905>orange Bloom bad
it can always be worse
>>42592474Fluttershy must have her husbands' face as a cutie mark.
>>42590167Brown Scootaloo is based. That said, I don't think the artist of this even knew what Ukraine was before 2022.
She made Derpy Canadian but kept her white, so idk what her deal is
The art doesn't even look bad, I dont know why some anons are malding so much over this.>>42592665Cute
>>42592587Artist is from Russia
>>42592474>Scootaloo STILL ends up looking goodShe's impossible to ruin
>>42590167I'm almost ready to die just post a few more
>>42592665>She i should've known when i saw the details about earrings
good ol shift+clickacus strikes again
>>42592665this one on the other hand looks perfect (except maybe those weirdly shaded clavicles)
>>42592793Oh I don't actually know that the artist is a girl, but come on. You know it, I know it, all evidence points to a female drawing this shit
here's another example
>>42590167>>42592474What always gets me is that these people love to make Scootaloo either non-white, Hispanic, or just some random left-field nationality, even though she's (in effect) CANONICALLY Australian-American.The most definitively white character of the CMC.Sweetie's in a similar boat too; her parents are unabashedly caricatures of 20th century Northeast/Midwestern suburbanites.They're almost certainly white, especially with that thick accent (does anyone actually know what region that is? I initially assumed New Jersey, but I might be completely wrong), making Rarity and Sweetie such too.Ironically Bloom's the least race-locked.Granted she'd obviously be a 4th-generation American, but technically she could be some mix of white, black, and native american.Though more than likely she'd just be white.Ultimately, I think the show was pretty clear when it wanted to imply racial/cultural variation.You'd either get a completely different model (Ho-far for middle easterners, Mistmane for asians), or a different species (zebras are black/african, hippogriffs are pacific islanders, yaks are nordic, griffons are middle european [french/german]).Of course, donkeys/mules are just...identical to the American/Canadian Equestrians, and dragons & changelings are so unique they don't map to anything.It's not perfect, but I think it is ultimately better than assigning races arbitrarily.
>>42593144This is an american show so I expect most of the characters to be white with some occasional nigger and spic
>>42593144>New JerseyThat's a little too far east to be midwesternStates near Wisconsin and Minnesota are where you'll find people who talk like that.
>>42593144>scootaloo's parents>canonYeah, eat shit. They were so bad that her mom, who by any account had a decent design, got no porn because of how shitty of characters she and her husband were.As far as the other two, Apple Bloom, along with the rest of her family, seems so obviously to be just your typical Southern white. 99% are descended from just English, Scots-Irish (i.e. Scottish), and maybe the occasional German ancestors. Southern blacks having white ancestors is common, but the other way around isn't, and same goes for any indigenous blood.Sweetie Belle, and by extension Rarity, I think are supposed to be some flavor of upper Midwest based on their parents' accents. Typical ancestries in this part of the U.S. would be things like German, Scandinavian, and the occasional Czech, Irish, Québécois, or just Americans from more eastern states who are chiefly just English. So, like Apple Bloom, she'd definitely be white.
>>42593219>scoot parents not canonYes, but to be fair, I think we're talking about the zoomer artists that draw this type of art. They probably accept and even enjoy that episode.
>>42593205Ah, that's midwestern? Hmm...so I guess we're looking at the Western Ohio - Wisconsin area.>>42593219>>42593227I reject the episode, but keep the basic characters.Like, Scootaloo being all proud/excited about her parents is kinda stupid, considering she seemed to feel openly abandoned by her family in Parental Glidance.The aunts have a similar problem; they seem too nice for how Scootaloo feels about her family.They should've been more disinterested (especially with Scoot's EXTREME activity personality contrasting their "relax and drink tea" attitude), and acted more inconvenienced to be checking in on Scootaloo regularly.Thus, I generally go with the idea that Scootaloo's parents became completely absent over time, and even the aunts only check in every week or two to pay/file bills & leave spending money. Scoot is otherwise an independent child who "owns" her own home.
>>42593381>6'4" lunaoh god how tall is celestia>>42593359Their accent is more typical of Minnesota/Wisconsin/North Dakota/Illinois, not so much Ohio.
>>42590167According to this Sweetie Belle should look like a nigger and yet you made her white
>>42593409>oh god how tall is celestia
I'm surprised Scootaloo doesn't have crutches or a fake leg.
>>42593359Scootaloo basically got adopted by Dash's freak parents by the end of the episode anyway.
>>42593536>7'
>>42590180>>42590186>>42590399>>42590966>>42593453No wonder Europe is falling if this is the way you treat each other.
>>42593536nice
>>42592851yeah. the fancy fonts as well>>42592864>>42592866
>>42592864Cheerilee's face makes her look like a goblin, and FS pet scratches all over her hands is a decision you can make, I suppose, but none of those are too bad. No idea what happened to make her draw CMCs like that.
>>42593381>>42593536If you're gonna make Celestia tanned, you should make Luna pale white. Keep it consistent.
>>42592864Octavia looks like a fucking man there.
>>42593381>>42593536ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!
>>42594045I agree
>>42594599I bumpgree as well my fellow jak enthusiast
>no weird pride flags or unnecessary overweight charactersI'm okay with this desu
>>42590167Eh I've seen worse, I'll never forgive this artist for making Applebloom C*nadian
>>42594662All things considered, this IS pretty tame!
>>42593185Animation and voice acting were all done in Canada. All the voice actors are Canadian. Music was primarily done by Canadians. The only American part is Faust and Hasbro.
>>42594905Canada isn't real.
>>42594905canada is for all intents and purposes, culturally indistinguishable from the us in most aspects.
>>42590167>american and canadian>mostly dark>ukrainian and polish>mostly dark>french and italian>mostly whiteIs it opposite day?>inb4 muttlandThe canadian side means she should be lighter.
>>42594048Exactly, like a brit/aussie mix.
>>42594963french
228 CM!
>>42595472I NEED HER.
>>42595472girl is all leg
>>42595472Arabic knife ears
>>42595472Would.>>42595837Don't.
>>42595837Way too tall, Flurry should be a shortstack
>>42590167Usually shit like this is awful but this one turned out fine
>>42595837smug tall gremlin. see it's just doesn't fit, she shouldn't be 5'9 she should be like 5'2 at best
>>42594905you guys are all the same
>>42597545quebec is the only place in canada remotely different, the rest is just the US with more streets named after British monarchs, more Indians, and the metric system
>>42590167What's with turning everything into shitskins nowadays? It doesn't even line up with the ethnic backgrounds provided. Are these people really that retarded or are internet points worth THAT much?
>>42597638Diversity appeals to artists. Drawing everything in the same color is boring
>>42592665It'd be a little harder to justify negro-fying Derpy, since she's clearly a dopey blonde.
>>42592866Why does she look like an abuse victim?
>>42597647I would consider getting portrayed by artists like this abuse.
>>42593381Props for doing a white Luna, I guess?
>>42597643Yeah, but make the diversity make sense.A half-Ukrainian, half-Pole is absolutely 100% white.
>>42597647My guess is it looks like working with woodland critters all day would leave her clawed up, but with how much cutting and abuse I've seen in tumblr art, who knows?
>>42597647apparently she portrays fluttercord as a non-con thing
good job
>>42597826Based
>>42597826I mean isn't she a russian woman? She is just translating whatever she see in her daily life into her craft.
post all of her art
>>42599298she's only got like 20 pieces
>>42593381Why does no one ever do a PALE Luna, the literal moon princess, a woman who pretty much only goes out at night, the moon itself is only fucking pale porcelain white
>>42599706>jealous of fat assed white sister>"gibs me dat throne">increases her melanin levels when mad>did 1000 years of prison time>talks loudlyShe's black as night.
>>42599706>>42599747The real answer is because she spent 1000 years on the Moon, i.e. a place with no atmosphere to absorb UV light unlike Earth, giving her the biggest tan possible.
>>42592866>184 cmHow big is her cock?
>>42599796her skirt just barely covers it
>>42599656UNF
>>42597826>virgin thinks bashfulness is noncon
>>42599656cute
>>42600819All of her princesses are pretty good!
>Princesses are all BritishSo much for "diversity"...
>>42600881HEY! FLURRY HEART IS ONE QUARTER SCOTTISH!!>Scottish is also BritishErrr...
>>42600881idk, UK feels very diverse these days
>>42599656This one's actually cute
>>42600829I really like her mane!
>>42601855What flavor of disabled do you like your chickun?
