The mane six gasps in shock after hearing Discord's sudden confession.>"Discord, are you telling me your chocolate milk was your jizz this whole time?"The ponies in the room begin contemplating this newly revealed truth.>"So when you were raining chocolate rain all over ponyville, you were-"Realization strikes each of them.>"Oh Celestia, Oh Celestia, please no!"The ponies in the room begin barfing all over the floor. Rainbow Dash vomited so hard that their puke even projected onto the wall. Discord merely sat there, chuckling to himself at the chaotic scene before him. Twilight Sparkle turned to him with a glare after she finished puking.>"Never set foot in this castle, or on this land again!"
>>42596395> They only found this out because Fluttershy noticed that her pussy was leaking chocolate milk after her and discord 'had fun'.
>>42596395Except for Pinkie Pie, who was grinning and prancing around Discord, planning on sucking him dry.
Bump.
>>42596454this didn't happen this didn't happen this didn't happen this didn't happen this didn't happen this didn't happen this didn't happen fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckuoufuckuoufuckyoufuckyoufuckoyufuckyoufuckuouyou
>>42596769I'm so sorry, Flutterbro...
>>42596454>>42596769>"Fluttershy, language!" Starlight said with shock, eyes double wide.>Fluttershy fumes with resentment, embarrassed. >"No such thing happened, Glimmer! Stop- Stop talking right now! ...if that's ok with you...">Fluttershy wiggles her back legs. >"Fluttershy, why do you keep doing that?">"Um, doing what?">"Moving around, you've been doing that all morning. ">"Oh boy..." is the only response Discord has before he zaps himself out of existence, much to Twilight's appreciation, giving a woozy vomit covered smile. >"Now that he..urkh...now that he's gone, lets talk strahhh...oh Celestia..">She doubles over, throwing up a little less this time than she had been before, slowly bringing her head back up when she's done, mouth covered in bile and spittle. >"Lets talk strategies for keeping him away forever....I think maybe chaining him to the bottom of the ocean is a good idea...girls?">Applejack, Rainbow, Pinkie all agree. >Fluttershy just nods her head and wiggles her back legs again. >"See!" Glimmer yelled. >"She's doing it again!">N-nooooo I'm not!">"Sugar cube, you are one heck of a terrible liar.">"Yeah Fluttershy, we can all see you doing it..." Rainbow Dash said uneasily. >"C'mon!! Just hurry up and tell every pony why you've got the wiggley-pigglies!">Fluttershy bit her lip, face flushing, she shook her head, turning about and trying to speed rub out of the room. >To no avail, her tail is grabbed by Twilight & Starlight's magic. >"Urrgh...thanks, Gli...ggliimmmr...ohhh goodness, I can't wait to lay down...">"No problem...now, Fluttershy, why don't you just...tell us what's wrong and..">"Wait...is that...?">"Oh now that just ain't right, that just ain't right!" Applejack backs up, sweating, before running out of the room. >"This is sick! This is just plain WRONG." Rainbow follows shortly after the farm girl. >Rarity leaves to go suck alot of cocks. >"SHE'S GOT ANTS IN HER PANTS! ANTS IN HER PANTS!" Pinkie screeches. >Because, the remaining ponies there, all saw a plain reality. >The yellow pegasus, her crusty, choco-milk covered coochie, was completely covered in millions of little black ants, crawling in and out of her. >Discord is never seen again following that day.
>>42596797Hot
>>42596797Live reaction
>>42596797I was not prepared for that
>>42596797>Rarity leaves to go suck alot of cocksafter that whole fucky wucky fiasco, I think she deserves some time to herself, that being sucking off alot of cocks
>>42596395I saw this thread right before I went back to sleep, and I dreamt that Discord and I were rather good buddies at this weird summer camp type place, but it was set in this big building as opposed to outside. We were both a part of the division that aided campers if they got injured, first aid I guess.However, apparently I really had the hots for him and his weirdo antics (which, when he's not fucking with someone maliciously, are honestly pretty attractive). I was able to get him as alone as I could and asked him if I could suck his dick sometime (apparently I'd wanted to do this for a long while).He complained that I wasnt as fun as I used to be, that I turned too serious "hospital" for his taste lately, and I said I'd been a little stressed out lately, but I'd be back to being more fun soon. He smiled and went back to helping out or whatever, and even though I had two other questions for him, it was difficult to stay alone as people kept walking around everywhere and I woke up anyway.But, uh, he didn't say NO... I think I may have an in...
>>42597934>anon fumbled a literal godembarrassing
>>42597993the way it was left it seemed like he was interested, but we werent about to do it in the middle of work
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