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From a purely objective standpoint, which one would be the best wife? The best mother?
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>>42596778
Spike.
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>>42596778
Twily. She is the best wife and the best mother.
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>>42596778
Applejack for reasons that don't even have to be said
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>>42596778
Applejack.
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Real question is, who would be the worst?
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>>42596825
Rainbow Dash.
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>>42596825
You might think it's Rarity, but Fluttershy's kid would be eaten by an animal.
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>>42596830
she has every animal whipped thats the least likely thing to happen
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>>42596830
>You might think it's Rarity,
Nah actually, I'm with>>42596829
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>>42596778
Sunny Starscout
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>>42596778
>Wife
All of them have their issues that prevent them from being truly great.
>Twilight is bad a showing affection.
>Pinkie is can be a bit too friendly with others. She'd never cheat on you, but she can take things too far by accident (like jokingly flirting with someone else). Still probably the best one overall, unless you're the jealous type.
>Applejack is too stubborn, and you two will constantly get into fights over dumb bullshit.
>Fluttershy is completely passive in the relationship and in bed, so you'll need to put in all the effort.
>Rarity is too married to her career, so you can expect days, if not weeks of no meaningful interactions with her.
>Rainbow is Dash.

>Mother
I'll also list how many kids they'd probably have at the end of each prediction.
>Twilight would be terrible at the start. Just constantly worrying about the foal 24/7, like Jake in that one Adventure Time episode. She'd get better over time, but would still be hyper-protective of the kids. 2 kids.
>Pinkie would be pretty good overall, since she already has a lot of experience taking care of foals. The kids would 100% inherit her wackiness, though, so you'd have your work cut out for you. As many as possible.
>Applejack is good overall, but she'll be way too harsh on them sometimes (she didn't have a proper childhood, so she internalized that as being normal). Enough for the house to never be quiet.
>Rarity would spoil the shit out of her children, while also not being as present in their lives as she ought to. Very mixed, all things considered. 2 kids.
>Fluttershy would be the best one. Her biggest hurdle is her social anxiety, but that wouldn't be a factor with her child, so only Fluttershy's natural motherly demeanor would remain. She also has helped raise hundreds of babies, and is experienced in taking care of needy beings. Only 1 kid, because she'd want to give them the best chance possible; might want another after the first becomes independent, if she's still capable.
>Rainbow is Dash. 1 kid (she'd say more at the start, but after spending months not being able to fly properly she'd never want to be pregnant again).
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>>42597017
>>Applejack is too stubborn
Ehh, she's not really that stubborn. Hell, in most arguments between her and another mane 6 that happen in the show, she's almost always the first one to apologize and try to find a middle ground.
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>>42597027
You don't understand, Flutterfags NEED to pretend she would be the best mom. They're oddly obsessed with that.
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>>42597035
I'm a Twifag, though? The other guy makes a good point, though, I'm definitely biased against AJ because of how boring she is in most episodes. If we're being truly objective, then she's definitely in the top 3.
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>>42596778
It would be either Applejack or Fluttershy.
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>>42596778
All of them
All of them
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>>42597197
This, Mane 6 patchwork family.
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Fluttershy is objectively the best mother and wife, and it's not even close. She's the only one feminine enough to accept her husband's leadership, and her gentle personality makes her a perfect fit for taking care of foals, but she can do the Stare when necessary to get the foals to behave or to protect them from danger.
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>>42596778
Spike can't have babies, silly OP
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>>42597027
AJ is a beta when it comes to dealing with other mares, but she is a total boss bitch when it comes to submitting to male authority, she nearly worked herself to death because Big Mac told her she can't harvest the entire orchard by herself.
>>42597035
>Flutterfags NEED to pretend she would be the best mom. They're oddly obsessed with that.
I love Fluttershy because of her personality, obviously I'm going to highlight the virtues thereof.



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