>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>42511433
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
I don't think Fluttershy would rape me.
>>42601220Everyone thinks that until it happens.
>"C'mon, dice dude.">"Gimme a nice, low number this time."
New Rule:Any number rolled 4 or under automatically has 4 added to it. Canon if dubs.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>42601228Okay, let's roll!
>>42601228>>42601336Kek Eris absolutely BTFO
>>42601389Let's see Eris' roll
>"Hey Anon. Um... would you be mad at me if I burned your house down because I got a teeny bit mad?">"Well I was outside your house... um... admiring your garden! Yeah. And uh... I kinda saw Fluttershy trying to break in through the back window. You know the one that kinda has a messed up lock that you can jimmy open?">"Yeah well I tried stopping her but she got really upset and I got a little upset too and then she said that 'Anon was built for pony pussy' and I said 'woah woah, Anon is totally built for kirin pussy' and it turned into this whole back and forth.">"Well long story short I turned into a nirik and burned your house down.">"Oh, and Fluttershy tried peeing on the fire to put it out.">"N-now before you get mad I've already made arrangements for you to move in with me! So you won't be homeless!">"Y-you aren't mad, right?"
>>42601400Did Flutterslut atleast burn down aswell?
>>42601407>"Well she's in the hospital.">"She charged in your house and tried to rescue your dirty clothes.">"Some of them were on fire and she tried inhaling the smoke thinking it was Anon stink."
>>42601421Listen, you failed to kill Fluttershy. So if I was going to move in with you she would visit to try and get me. When that happens you’ll both argue until you burst into flames. At that point you’ll burn home and village down. Which would lead to the other kirin drowning you in the spring of silence. With all that laid out, are you sure you want me to move in with you? Cause I don’t see it ending well for anyone.
>>42601439>"It'll be fiiine, she's in a coma.">"And besides, you'll have SO much fun if you move in with me.">"We can make bread, go to the theater, eat bread AT the theater, make some foals and all that fun stuff."
>>42601458She's in a coma? Say, how about we have some fun in her cottage and then burn it down?
>>42601467>And so Anon gave into his urges and pounded the weird deer fire horse into Fluttershy's mattress, and set it ablaze with fires that ran hotter than the autistic love between the two misfits>All while Fluttershy withered away in her hospital bed, clinging to a dream that never could come trueWe did it boys, we ended Flutterrape
shift + click garbage general
>>42601530You could always just filter it out but then you wouldn't have anything to be mad about.
>>42601530How about (You) keep sliding harder?
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>42601228
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>42601228Rolling for total Eris Anihilation
>>42601336>>42601643The rule is a d10 is used
>>42601458Fluttershy only wants you to think she’s in coma.
We’re very slow today
>flutter n apple switch bodies >your greeted with a timid aj trying to bang you
>"I SWEAR TO CELESTIA I’LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE ANON! BEFORE THE TALL MILF BATPONY GETS YOU! I’LL HAVE YOU IN MY SISTER’S HOOVES SOON ENOUGH! EEERRRRUUUAAAAGGGG!!!"
How i envisioned Florb in that story in the last thread
>>42602304Probably not too far off
>>42602303Tall MILF batpony? Do you have brain damage? Who are you talking about?
>>42602413He has "Surfer Bro Syndrome". It's terminal.
>>42602417He got Bugged. Never recovered.
>>42602413That's Shining Armor from next Tuesday. You'll understand soon enough.
>>42601400You motherfucker. I'm gonna beat your ass for that.
>>42602967I think that's what she wants bro.
>>42602304Not nearly greasy and unkempt enough. The NEET stink was so bad it literally made Shining Armor physically sick.>>42602972No she clearly wanted me to have sex with her. She got into it with Fluttershy about which pussy Anon was made for.
>>42602986The kirin gets what the kirin wants
>>42603196I'm not popping the Kirin's cherry. I'm popping her with my 9mm.
>>42603211That's murder, anon!
>>42603225I'll just tell Princess Celestia it was self defense. The kirin burned down my house and tried to rape me so the story should hold up in court.
>>42603259Anon, that's how you get raped in court.
>>42603196Does the kirin want a boot to the head? Cause she’s about to get one.
Which would be more humiliating to Fluttershy, running away from her to wed a dragon, a griffon or a yak?
>>42603534Harry the Bear.
>"Ahnon, you hot little bitch!"
Moving to a cave and fortifying the entrance.Try and burn that shit down, bitch.
>>42604043>Rarity making fun of AJ every time Vegitanon is fighting back.
>>42603534yak
>>42604043i wouldn't mind seeing a country rarity. i need an elegant southern bell
>>42604963>she fixes your car for you>the driver seat has a gem encrusted dildo sewed to it with her cutiemark.>do you take your car
Be safe and secure all night long.Take a cop to bed.
>>42604365THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
>>42604963She would sound like AJ if she hadn't trained herself to sound like a Canterlot.
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep...>https://derpibooru.org/images/3638073
>>42605723I hope he does some more FR content eventually
>>42605723Well I am now that you've finally asked nicely and quit with the 'rape' business. Thank you for valuing my consent.
>There you see her, sitting there across the way>She don't got a lot to say>But there's something about her>And you don't know why>But you're dying to try>You wanna kiss mare>Yes, you want her>Look at her, you know you do>It's possible she wants you too>There's one way to ask her>It don't take a word, not a single wordGo on and kiss the mare kiss the mare>Sha-la-la-la-la-la>My, oh my, looks like the boy's too shy>Ain't gonna kiss the mare>Sha-la-la-la-la-la>Ain't that sad>It's such a shame, too bad>You're gonna miss the mare>Go on and kiss the mare kiss the mare
>>42605804I'm gonna boil this fucker alive
>>42605804I have boiling water and butter and I’m not afraid to use them!
>>42605819>>42606141LePoiSSONLE POISSON HOW I LOVE LE POISSON!
>>42605804I want to rape Rarity.
>>42606185>"No Anon, it's pronounced 'marry and impregnate'"
>>42605804Helping Fluttershy, or those pesky sirens.
>>42606185I don’t think you could
>>42606254Don’t look at me like that
what is flutterrape?
>>42606185How would you go about that when she wants to rape you.
>>42607245It’s like an ouroboros
>>42607239Rape that flutters.
>>42605415Ew, don't lick that. Probably tastes terrible.
>>42605804>>42606185>Flutterrape's the Little Maremaid>Not Ursula disguises herself as RarityThat would be horrible, the only consolation would be that Flutters couldn't talk
>>42608132Of course she’s an angelfish
>>42608437She belongs in the abyss.
>>42607239A miserable pile of green, with a lot of bumps inbetween. But enough bumps, have at you!
Fuuuck I want to rape Rarity!!
>>42608811Fluttershy would love to bump uglies.
>>42608890This is Flutterrape.Rarity seduces you.What now?
>>42608944Why is she dressed like that. It's september you dumb animal.
>>42608890>>42608944Rarity, I thought you were supposed to be good at seduction
>>42609344>Pony liesLiterally no reason to have ever believed that shit.
>>42609480This, it's Twilight's shipping fanfic bullshit. She's also posting as "anon who wants to fuck Rarity"
>>42609495Sounds about right
>>42601214
>Page 10>"This means I get to rape you all now, right?"
Welp, this morning it was Pinkie Pie.>Be me >Sleeping in because recovering an injured arm>Wake up with morning wood>Roll onto my back and contemplate the day ahead>Suddenly Pinkie Pie jumps onto my bed>Before I can say, "What the fuck," she throws mt covers aside, hauls down my pajama bottoms, and impales her dripping mare hood on my cock>Bounces up and down like a sewing machine, giggling and talking dirty the whole time>"Ooh Nonny, there's no better way to wake up than a fun, sexy mare riding your thick, juicy cock!">I grip my sheets and hold on for dear life as she repeatedly lifts her ass up and slams down on my cock to the accompaniment of lewd, wet sounds>Her quivering pussy grips my cock like a fist, it's sucking on me like a lollipop>"Yeah, Nonny! Gimme a big, fat load to start the day right!">There really is no choice in the matter.>I blow my load inside her and she climaxes right after, milking my cock for all I've got, giggling madly the entire while>After what felt like a month, she stands up, my softening member sliding out if her like a wet noodle, a sordid mix of our juices dripping onto my crotch>"Thanks a heap, Nonners! that was just what I needed to kick off my weekend!">She turns and plants a sloppy wet kiss on my lips>Lots of tongue>And in one bound she is gone, her gleeful giggling fading away down my stairs, leaving me feeling like a used and badly soiled dishtowel>Well, at least this day can't get any weirder...
>>42610156FUCK OFF!
>>42610257Total Pinkie Death
>>42610156That means I get to murder you now.
>>42610280>>42610294Well, she did stop the thread from dropping off the Catalog.Maybe e she deserves a little nookie for the save?
>rainbow dash steals your leftover pizza
>>42604303you'd better plan some escape tunnels, if you want to be able to leave after the mares siege you out. >>42607245wrestling match, magic hands allowedwhoever gets on top gets to top>>42610384maybe a hug>>42610555just bake more pizzanice trips btw
>>42610257You need to be claimed by an alpha mare so she will protect you from being raped by other mares
>>42610828You're not an alpha mare, nutterbutter.
>>42609723im really liking these oldfag posts being put into new context lately
>>42610828You're about as alpha as soggy cheese.
>>42610555She also stole my blinis. Why is she always in my kitchen?
>>42611017Use bug spray. Worked for me.
>>42610828Imagine, Fluttershy gets Anon to say yes. Only for another mare to come in and steal him away because you don't have a spine to say no to her.
>>42610257Always be packing in the morning to keep this from happening.
>>42611406I was packing something she wanted, apparently...
>>42611057Does it work on both changelings and horse flies?
>>42610919>>42611006>>42611186
>>42611537That’s a dangerous face
>>42611886A filly can bully you.
>>42612216>rape face
>Bumping the thread, knowing there are no more apples.
>>42612487>He doesn't know
>>42612494
>>42612494>The prophecy of the Superrapist
>>42612513Her signature move, the pelvic crusher.
>>42612487>>42612509>gets apple'd
How does he keep losing to the weakest of the main 6?
>>42612515What an ass
>>42613282Thank ain't Matilda.
>>42613514*That ain't Matilda.
>>42613514>>42613517>https://youtu.be/FqtttbbYfSM
>>42612936What are you talking about? That's the strongest background pony in Equestria.
>>42613706>the strongest background pony in Equestria.Are you sure about that?
>>42613706That gets her hoof stuck in a small rock.
>saar youre so sexy hot>be my husband saar>show penis and ballsa
>>42613819Do not redeem.
>>42613708The secret final boss.
>>42613819>saar youre so sexy hotHa, that accent is cute>be my husband saarAdorable. No, but still adorable.>show penis and ballsaAaaaand there it goes. Does Fluttershy give classes on this shit?
>>42611886Such a drama queen
Soon.Every single one of you will have sex with a mare.Whether you wish to or not.When you least expect it, expect it.
>>42611537Pinkamena's ability to fuck with the laws of reality would probably make her the scariest to bed>>42614786the mare-ination of the anons will not occur, for the universe does not allow it.
How does one defend themselves against this menace?
>>42615121you brought this upon yourself. What did you expect would happen if you soaked Celestia's mane and tail in cum? Sate her? Humiliate her? Nay, you have changed her mind. Now deal with the consequences.
>>42615186How about you post a pony you fucking brainrotted polshitter
>>42615593>"Shake my hand.">"Come on, Anon, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?">friends on the other side>eris versionfund it
>>42615621second this. you got good taste anon.
>>42613819Imagine the smell
>>42615908I'd rather not
>>42615121Isn't she a succubus? Just get your standard anti-demon equipment.
>>42615593Shit, did the thread fall to the bottom of the fucking catalog again?
>>42616273>Page 7Do you want Eris?Because that's how you get Eris!
https://ponepaste.org/11408Lyra gets it into her head that anon is in heat and takes it as an invitation to rape him
>8
>>42616544Gotta stay vigilant
>>42602303Shining i have told you a 100 times.It's impossible for humans and ponies to conceive children because of genetic incompatibility!Stop breaking the steelbars i have put around my house just to say the same thing over and over, or at least pay for new ones.Now if you'll excuse me, i have been invited to a juice tasting session by an anthropomorphic wolf lady in another region.
Rarity is here to stare at you
>>42617715>Impressive...>HOWEVER.
>>42617728
>>42617733N-NANDA...
Board's being raided by Dicksword trannies, defensive bump>>42617715Stop fucking stare-raping me
>>42618080>Discord sees if transitioning is your fetish
>>42618203Discord can go to the tf thread.
Darling
>>42618859If I bang Rarity then does that at least bail me out of having to do it with Fluttershy or Eris? Seems like an acceptable compromise. At least Rarity is hot.
>>42618901>"I'll lynch them both right now if you fuck her."
>>42618923Yo you got a deal, Candyass!
>>42618923No way, fag
>>42618936I can't believe she's going to fall for this. What an idiot.
>>42618936>Before we do the /dirty/ deed, we should go on a luxurious date of fancy foods and high class dining.
>>42619134Posting Rarity is unfair. She's too hot.
>>42618901>>42619151Rarity, stop scribbling on the grimior, you have a business to run.
>>42619277You know she writes fanfic smut that she shares anonymously at the town’s message board. She thinks the ‘Lusty Human’ is her finest work. It’s all drivel.
Off EightShitToo late
>>42619836
>>42619836>>42619857Lost her wings somewhere?
>>42620033you don't want that.>man goes blind>hearing gets better.>pegasus loses wings>raping gets better
>>42620048But it is funnier when she falls from a high place.
>>42620048Fluttershy was never good at flying.
>>42620713Quick Spike, go for it.
>>42619134Dump her off at a dump.
>>42619857Needs a version that says "YOU WERE RAPED".
I wonder if Anon was to get a sword if he could be safer.
>wingedanon came backThis shit i found in his Ponepaste made me kek hard. Did he post it here? I've been away from the thread, like, all year but I want to go in the archives and catch up on all the bumps and shenanigans and stuff.>https://ponepaste.org/11310>>42615593You can just make it stop raining, Eris.Now take those sunglasses off of the sun. He can't see with those on, his vision is terrible.>>42610555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYYMl_sS72Y>>42610257Honestly, fuck Pinkie Pie. She's got issues.
>>42621708He’d probably just hurt himself
>>42621713Yeah Princess Floorb was really well received here I really hope he comes back with a new green eventually.
Flutterrape...The best kind of rape. She thinks she's being sneaky when she's taking glances at you, she's still shy and even says sorry while pushing you down and telling you that she can't stop herself.
>>42622529Hey Chaos Freak, can you at least get me a functioning computer here in Equestria?
>>42622529Do you even know how expensive weddings are?
quick bump before bed
How it started: https://derpibooru.org/images/3682333How it’s going: https://derpibooru.org/images/3656975
>>42622955Damn her power level really increased monumentally since the first encounter>>42621713She's Eris not Jesus
>>42622955Oh that's nasty
>>42622955I want to vomit.
So how is Anon dealing with his involuntary nofap streak ever since he got to Equestria
>>42623820By having sex with Rarity
>you got your hand caught in a trap
>>42623820By becoming a monk.
>>42623820Carefully
>>42623820Fapping is a waste of energy and time! You should be training!
>>42623820Anon still has an old Playboy from before he arrived in Equestria
>>42624534It’s gotten him through the worst of times, lord forbid what Fluttershy would do if she ever found it.
>>42624534>"Hey Anon, I found that playboy magazine of yours and used magic to change all the women into mares.">"No need to thank me."
>>42624877The girls would be enamored by it, trying to emulate it, but then the girls would get into arguments and in the process destroying it. Friendship lesson would be learned by the end of the episode
>>42624977KEK, need a series where Anon and Candy fuck with each other in ways just like his
>>42625016It’d probably work
>>42601227Or there's no thinking about it at all.
>>42624977No you didn't! You just put one of your magazines under my bed. Found the original under Flurry's bed. Also she's a lesbo for human women now. Good luck with that. 'Cause there ain't any around here.
>>42622955That's hot, the rest is not
>>42625715Rape is never as hot as (You) think it will be.Especially when you’re on the receiving end from another species.
>>42626178Fluttershy is so feminine and cute, I bet being raped by her would be awesome
>>42626547>saar white woman so hot saaars I wish she raped me saars
>>42626566Why are you seething?
>>42626547You're not fooling anybody Yellowrat
>>42626547Everything she does is a facade. Cruelshy is her real self.
>>42626912Funny headcanon
>manlet anon and aj bond in their Napoleon complex
i am up to friday shenans don't die
>>42627162Didn't take AJ as someone who would own a 1:1 doll.
>>42626917How about ovary busting?
>>42627896You wouldn't do that, would you?
>>42627905not so fun when it's you who's on the receiving end isn't it?
late night boop
>>42628259Hot chocolate actually does sound nice
>>42628287don't ingest chocolate before bed, that's how you get nightmares.
>>42628575Anytime Luna shows up is a nightmare.
>>42628656rude
>>42628774haha, get it?night mareeverytime Luna shows up, Anon sleeps with her
>>42628908You FOOL! You idiotic, half-witted, low IQ, sub-human FOOL!
>>42628908>>42628940A mare of the night means she’s a whore. She rode every stallion, griffon, and dragon before knocking at Anon’s door.
>>42629116And its human D she wants the most.
>>42629116And it's the big black cock from black human men she wants the most.
>>42629336A whore doesn't care, you should care about those stds.
And every day, this board become less lovable and tolerable.
>>42629372>he still thinks there's anything left worth tolerating
>Anonymous! >I just called your boss at work. >He agreed to NEVER pay you again, or any employer for that matter, if you don't marry a mare!
>"Hello, Anonymous.">"I was jus- ah?">"AHHHHHH!!""Rarity, what the fuck?!">"Those pants!!""...My pants.">"Yes! Simply LOOK at them! They're two tones darker then your jacket!""......">"Come here, we're going to my boutique to...">She bites her lip.>"Take your measurements, darling.""I hate this place."
>>42629504Guess I'm Diogenesmaxxing now
>>42629504I'm my own boss candy.
>>42629521get her away from me
>>42629336dumb little scenario I had to draw.
>>42629615Lmao
>>42629615I don't know what she was expecting
>>42629615Glad my post inspired you to draw.
>>42629615KEK
>>42629615Perfect. Well played.
>7
>show glues your bottom to her chair, her chair that she has nailed to the ground.
>>42629993I guess I'm going to walk back home with her seat stuck to me.
I just don’t care anymore.So long.
>>42630235That’s a shame
>>42630235As if that will keep you safe.
>>42629504
>>42630867Bold strategy, let’s see how it plays out
>>42630867The height difference has always kinda bugged me, as eye contact, which is pretty much crucial for trustworthiness in a relationship, would either risk subconsciously belittling the mare or causing long-term wear upon the spine.Call me a heretic, but it's a small part of why I prefer hippogriffs.
>>42631115The Fluer body style might be what you’re looking for. Or a female Troubleshoe.
>>42629504That's cool, guess I quit then. Always thought being a career criminal sounded like more fun anyway.>>42631115>>42631384You think the Sun Princess is gonna miss her opportunity at you?
>>42629504>Stops in the middle of absolutely demolishing diamond dog pussy and turns to her"I'm sorry, what?"
>>42631432I want Chrysalis to rape me and make Candy watch while my baby batter fertilizes all one thousand of her eggs,
>>42631445I’ve seen too many wasp videos, I know what’s going to happen to you.
>>42631761Are you implying death, Anon?
>>42632000Death only comes after being puppetted around like a meat sock. Going to make the xenomorph's chestburster seem tame by comparison.
>>42632157Soooo... you're implying she lays the eggs in you, Anon? Thats some gruesome rape.
>>42631115Pegasi tend to hover, so you see them eye to eye.
>>42631115There is a height difference but not in the way you think there is.
>>42632496Dammit, Rarity, stop making me think impure thoughts! You're gonna make the baby Jesus cry!
>>42632408that's so cute!Pegasi fairies!
>>42632718Just admit that you want to breed Rarity
Aren't you girls infertile?
>>42633186Not sure if getting snip would help Anon here.
>>42633669Neigh.
>>42633949Luna's extra pretty in this picture. I smile everytime I see it posted.
>>42634318She's pretty in every picture, anon!
>>42634325>large.jpg>is actually smolLies!
>>42633949>>42634318>>42634325>Moon horse propaganda Go away, Luna.
>>42634376Dream ads are the worst.
>>42634698Agreed unfortunately there’s no Adblock for your subconscious
>>42634698>>42635142>"HI, PRINCESS LUNA HERE!"
>>42635142Well if its dream magic, maybe anti-dream magic would do the trick.
>>42635191
>"I-Is futadom your fetish, Anon...?"
>>42635497God damnit, Fluttershy, if you try shoving a strap-on in my face again I'm gonna punt you a hundreds yards farther then yesterday.
>>42635497Try it and I'll crush your balls.
>>42635497Meh, I'm more of a lovey dovey foal making sex with a mare who isn't a horrible rapist kind of guy
>>42635497>calls in an artillery strike on Fluttershy’s position “Fire for effect, over.”
>>42635497who even told you about the existence of that
>>42636036She gets the Neighponese funny books, and some of them are very lewd
>>42635497Not at all
>>42635497fucking weeb
taking a quick nap don't die
>>42636123Some of them? Try all of them. Need to burn them.
>>42636965He said don’t die
>"So Anon, I head you have mommy issues what's up with that?"
>>42637818my mother was too good and her being model mother made me loathe modern 3dpd roasties for being complete and utter shite
>>42637818I have a healthy relationship with her. What about you?
>>42637927
>>42638154Now imagine her reaction if some fag married a Chrysalis plush
>>42638154Looks like I'm gonna be a Bugchild in 5 minutes
>>42637818Great, another married mare giving us shit.Someone draw a Craig McCracken pony and get this chick under control.
>>42638356>It's just adult Mac from foster's
>you treat them like animals when they start getting in your face
>>42638662She has a bad habit of inhaling her food and forgetting about it.
>>42638662what a pig
>>42638662It’s an easy out but if you abuse it too much it’s gonna blow up in your face
I will not eat the hayI will not live in the stable
>>42639463>"You VILL eat zhe hay">""You VILL immigrate through zhe portal">"You VILL live in zhe cottage">"You VILL chat with zhe neighbors">"You VILL marry and impregnate zhe mare">"You VILL have lots of foals">"Und you VILL be happy">"Isn't that right fellow lizard ponies... I-I mean lizard juice?
Page 9 is a bad place to be, but never fear, AmmuNation is here.
>10Now you fucked up
>Celestia pins you from the top rope
>>42640283Get the metal broom.
>>42640424https://youtu.be/AxldOEOnzPA
>>42640424BAH GOD, KINGTHAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
>Certainly not, kind madam! I am here but to clean your chambers.Flawless Diamond: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?>Anonymous: I have no idea what it is you imply, master! I am but a poor human poolboy.Flawless Diamond: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely arms...>Anonymous: You embarrass me, madam!Flawless Diamond: Fear not. You are safe here with me...>Anonymous: I must finish my cleaning, madame. The master will have my head if I do not!Flawless Diamond: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my porcelain vase.>Anonymous: But it is so tight! It could take me all night!Flawless Diamond: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time...>Anonymous: My goodness, that's quite an oven! But how ever shall my loaf fit inside?Flawless Diamond: Your loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.>Anonymous: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?Flawless Diamond: Oh, my foolish little human housecolt, We must use my hooves...>Anonymous: You wish to knead my loaf? Here?Flawless Diamond: Of course.>Anonymous: But what if the master catches me? Your appetite was meant to be satisfied by his loaf.Flawless Diamond: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the master's cravings later.Anonymous: Very well, but I'm afraid my bread hasn't risen enough, it could take hours!Flawless Diamond: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time...
>>42640424And then rapes (You)
>>42640923No one wants to read that Rarity.
>>42640640You know that isn’t gonna help
>>42640923How the fuck is Fluttershy a better author than you, Rares?
>>42641351It's Sweetie Belle using Rarity's computer.
>>42641408Aw, shit.That jailbait rapist again.
>there is a correct answer, Anon.
>>42635497Ye
surrender, anon
>>42641978No. I’ll never let you rape me. I’ll die not fucking a horse like my father.
>>42641892[THIS ANON DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH THE WORD BEFORE FLUTTERSHY VIOLENTLY RAPED HIM WITH A STRAP-ON]
>>42642227How tragic.
>>42641812Yeah.Neither of them.
>>42641978You did it wrong Fluttershy. It’s>You
>>42641538I’d almost forgotten what a prominent rapist she used to be around here
>Hey Anon, my eyes are bad just like yours, we can wear glasses together now!
>>42642900Maybe you can see that I don't want anything to do with you now
>>42642900My eyes are good though.
>>42642900I mostly just need my glasses for reading fine print but I gotta say you look pretty adorable, Flutterbutter.
>>42643112Thats what she wants to hear, fool.
>>42643112>"But Darling, I wear glasses all the time and you never say I look adorable!"
>>42642900I got lasik, seriously fuck glasses
>>42643397
>>42643397"This place sucks, nobody hates me enough to feed off of."
>>42643397Wow, you and everyone else in this world. Do you want a gold star?
>>42643397Gigantic horse.
>>42643134Good news. You'll never hear me say it.
>>42643397>a moment earlier...
>>42643900That Anon is a fool for sending any kind of pic to a pony.
>>42644135He said it was an accident
>>42644400It being a dick was the accident.
>"Anon... it's our anniversary."
>>42644910We’ve never been an item. Ever. Maybe, at one point many years ago, BEFORE you became a freak, we could’ve been friends. But now?>Cunt punt for a 60 yard field goal
>>42644910I think I’ll ignore it again this year.
>>42643900>"Accidentally?""Yeah, I was trying to send it to your sister and I got your numbers mixed up.">...-------------------->"Thank you for coming on such short notice Doctor.">"Anonymous the human again, eh? What seems to be the problem this time?">"Worst case of sunburn ever, Doctor.
>>42645544I hope the pictures were burnt too.
>"I'm in ur kitchen fucking ur noodles."
>>42646084>Squash soup, my favorite condiment
>>42646151Pocky’s not that bad.
>>42647213t. pocky salesman
>King Sombra proposed sending 10 million mares to Earth during talks with top Earth envoy Anon. Y. Mous. in 2023, according to newly released documents.>He first suggested sending 'thouands' of mares, but as an afterthought proposed '10 million', drawing laughter at the meeting, also attended by Premier Pistachio.>Dr. Mous, who was President Kringle Krumpf's autism security advisor at the time, told Sombra that Murica had no 'quotas' or 'tariffs' for crystal mares, drawing more laughter.>"Let them go to your world, they will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burdens." He said. "Do you want our mares? I can give you 10 million of them.">Dr. Mous tried to highlight to Sombra the threat posed by the Equalist Union and other multiversal concerns of the era.>But Sombra dragged the conversation back to the topic of crystal mares.
>>4264742010 million mares one generation, 60 million the next, then 360, 2160 and by the fifth generation the human genome is fucking assimilated
>>42643900>Celestia is at your door again
>>42647903I think seems got the wrong house
>>42647903I've seen this trick before. These mares have no originality.
>>42650018Thank god she only hit the decoy bed.
>>42650018Begone Horse!
Hurry get off page 10 before they see
>>42651571>Throwing the thread to page 1
>6>Again
>>42652553It's like you're playing catch with yourself.
>>42652555>"Why not play catch with the mare you marry?"
>>42652628The mare I do what now?
>>42652628I've seen how mares play Buckball. They can't catch balls.
>>42652812She wants to play with your balls, Anon.
>"Hi!">"Welcome to page 6!" >"Here we got all kinds of background mares that >rape!"
>>42652968With hooves? Yeah, no.
>>42653788Unfortunate
>>42653788Any of them actually good at it?
>>42655336>"...No.">"Can I practice with you?"
>>42655376Go practice with Bon Bon. So you'll be equally bad together.
>>42655585That’ll show her
>>42656668Just a quick boost before bed
Apparently there is a frog spammer…
So where is Discord in all of this?
>>42657427What did the French do this time?
>>42657429Depends on the story. Sometimes he helps Flutters.
>>42657450Surrendered again because the thread reached pg9
>>42658542They enjoy being raped.
Trixie rape is funny.
>"It'th okay, Anonymouth.">"I'm not Flutterthy, my perthonal hygiene ith great.">"You don't have to worry about mare thtink when I'm in ethtruth becauthe I took a thower.">"Now kith me."
>>42658869I’m gonna stop you right there I can’t understand a fucking word you’re saying.
>>42658869"Flying through a cloud does not count as a shower.">"Yuth undeursthand me!?""Yeah, Fluttershy tried that gimmick once.">"My sptheech impedthimeunt isn't a gim-mick.""That's all you're known for. You ain't the fast one, the leader, or the guy of the group. You're the one that talks weird.">"You're an assth, Anon."
>>42658658Shove a pine cone down her throat.
>>42658891>"Thorry, Anonymouth, gueth you mutht have extheth earwaxth. Maybe I thould thpeak up a bit.">"I wath trying to thay, BUCK ME THENTHELETH THEXTHY MONKEY!"
>>42660686>https://youtu.be/clYE6NNOIoU
>they're each going to do something spooky and horrifying to you for Halloween >you just have to survive to find out
>>42661411I got a hockey mask for the situation. I'm sure they're going to love what happens next. Well, even if they don't, I will.
>you know you would
>Pg 8Do you guys WANT to get raped?
>>42662504I kinda feel bad for her here
>>42662512
You need to fuck Fluttershy.
>>42663428Shut up Fluttershy.
>>42662504>GENTLEMARES
Have sex with mares.
>"Yikes sweaty, your maresogyny is like, super problematic. You should like, have sex (with mares) incel..."
>>42663667I literally just plapped Rarity
>>42663644Shut up peetzer hoers.
>>42663667My maresogyny is a product of you and every other nutcase mare's unwanted advances and literal fucking rape you demented yellow creep.
>>42663428I don’t think I do
>>42663890Amen brotha.
>>42663890Fair statement
>>42662504That might attract a dragon.
>>42663428What if I killed her? That fuck her up.
>>42663672>ur waifu & you
Jobbed again stupid horse lmao!
>>42666261She fat!
>>42666698Bird horses keep crashing into my window.
>>42666707She NOT fat, she's just thicc!
>>42667279That’s just fat with more letters
>>42667279Fat horse with a thicc horn.
>>42666261She's a big mare
>>42665608>Anon goes somewhere many dragons live>rolls the fattest cigarettes made up to that point>smokes the fags all at once, chopping 5 years off his lifespan>the mother of all catfights is waged by dragons fighting to add him to their personal hoard>amidst all the chaos, the half-breed seizes the opportunity and steals Amon away>Fuckin Eris, man
>>42669241>steals Amon awayIt's really lucky that Anon escaped those dragons.Poor Amon though.
>>42669301I hadn't noticed that typo, but honestly, the thought of the physical manifestation of chaos stealing the god of creation in a literal fire fight is fucking hilarious to me
>>42669230>>42669230>>42669230>>42669230
>>42669316He had it coming.
>>42669497She is BEAUTIFUL!
>>42670326She’s a cow!
>>42669316>the physical manifestation of chaos stealing the god of creation in a literal fire fight is fucking hilarious to meIf he can't stop Eris, who can?
>>42670596A chicken.
>>42669241Yup, she be like that.
>>42671123dear god...
>"Human rights?">"OH! Ohohohohohhoooh!">"Ohhh, oh my. Hm-hm~.">"Oh goodness no.">"Now, get undressed."
>>42671453>throws a sock at her
>>42671494You were nice to her, it wasn't a plastic bag this time.
>>42662504
>>42671648>T. Never had a good cigar
>Keep her in there?>let her out?
>Pg 7Niggas literally asking for it out here
>>42673332Some anons just like to live dangerously
>>42673444He doesn’t have much of a choice.
>>42674221Well you aren’t wrong
>>42671648cigarettes are disgusting and for faggotscigars are tolerable and for politicians and businessmenpipe smoking is admirable and for distinguished gentlemen and gentlemares
>>42675702Dragons probably think they’re cute.
>>42675702Love a good pipe. Cavendish smells so nice.
>>42672422She can't break herself out?
>>42677577She probably can, it’s most likely a trap to get your guard down
>pg8
>https://tantabus.ai/images/61322
>>42679471hold up i didn't know she had crotch tiddies this wasn't discussed.
Page 9. This is not good, gentlemen.
>>42679599>Are crotchboobs your fetish?
>>42679599They’re fake.
>>42679876n-no
>>42679876Keep stuffing plastics pieces into yourself. Makes you look like a mass produced toy.
>>42679818Yeah.You want Eris?Because that's how you get Eris!
>You, you’re hotter than a cherry on a sundae yet>Bet every bit dad’s a model but you’re better yet>Just 21 out on the run and turning every head>Your body’s built just like a weapon and you’re using it.>But Tyrek can hear you when you say...>C’MON AND GET UP >Get up>MOVE YOU BODY, USE YOURBODY!>LOSE CONTROL!>Rub it right up >Back up>Against my body>Take my body; make it yours >So get up>WE'RE GONNA LIGHT THIS ROOM ON FIRE!>YEAH YOU AND I ARE GONNA BURN IT UP TONIGHT!>So get up!>THE TWO OF US ARE GONNA FUEL THIS FIRE!>NO WAY IN TARTARUS ARE WE SLOWIN DOWN TONIGHT!
>>42681901Curse this vile pony. I almost liked her for a second there.
>The audience explodes in cheers.>Your vision faded in and out as you were dragged to the center of the ring after being slammed in the head with a steel chair.>The announcers go insane.>"BAH GAWD, LYRA! Celestia has just dragged Anon, over 200 hundred pounds of humanity to the center of the ring like he was a rag doll!">"Shes gonna go for the Sun Drop, Bonbon!">Celestia, at the top of the ring, raises her forelegs, sending the audience into an uproar.>She leaps from the top of the ring and lands directly on you, making you hack up spit and blood.>"Oh-oh my god, BonBon! Celestia just got the perfect finisher!">"BAH GAWD! That man doesn't have a family!">"Hes gonna have one after tonight, Bonbon!">Celestia lays across you, lifting your leg for the pin.>Referee guard number 3654 quickly slides to the center of the ring and slaps the ring three times, the audience counting alongside the slaps.>The bell rings and Celestia jumps for joy in triumph as her theme song plays to the sound of thunderous applause. https://youtu.be/DMdqsS0a9tY?si=5jRiFEmhxYDaXJjL>"I can't believe it, Lyra! Princess Celestia, has finally done it! Shes subdued the human and is going to make him her new husbando!">"I can't beleive it ethier, Bonbon! Call the press! Call the fire department, its getting too hot!">You lie drifting in and out there in the ring, as Celestia circles her prize.>Without warning, she straddles your face, her raw, fat flanks inches above you.>"Oh no, Bonbon! Celestia's gonna hit him with the Sun Spot!">"What the hell is this!? I thought the match was over!">Celestia smothers your face in her fat booty. >Gyrating her hips and suffocating you in her musk mare scent.>Just then, the speakers in the arena began blaring a particular song...>https://youtu.be/FhO_jnKl4pk?si=Jq2Q9Ox3R-wIVCw5>Princess Cadence comes running out from the entryway, sprinting down the runway and sliding into the ring.>She tackles Celestia to the ring and begins lighting her up with hits to the head.>"LOOK AT THIS, LYRA! Celestia's Summer-rape Slam opponent wants vengeance for last Sunday!">"What the hell is this!? Get some referees out here, the match is over!">"I don't think they want any of this, Bonbon!">Celestia and Cadence are too busy clobbering each other to notice the lights in the arena dim.>"Oh what the hell now, Lyra?">"I dunno, Bonbon, maybe they forgot to pay the electric bill!">The entire arena is covered by a veil of darkness, the only thing piercing through the audience frantic cheers was the sound of a bell...>A thin beam of light, followed by mists and lightning animation in the jumbo-tron, coupled with a foreboding theme.
>>42682516>https://youtu.be/jya2eBCDcW0?si=GiwO7-hea_-cj4mY>"Oh no... Lyra, could it be?">"I think it is, Bonbon!">Another bell sound rings out, followed by a thunderclap and a dark guitar riff with an organ begins to saturate the arena in a veil of shadow and despair as Princess Luna slowly walks down the aisle...>Cadence and Celestia huddle in the corner of the run, frightened as Luna enters the ring.>The darkness dissipate as the lights return.>Cadence attempts to run.>To no avail, and much to the audience's splendor.>"OH NO! PRINCESS LUNAS GOT CADENCE BY THE THROAT! Could it be!?">Luna raises Cadence off her hooves and into the air, bringing her back down with such force that she crashes through the ring.>"CHOKE SLAM!! LUNA HIT CADENCE WITH THE CHOKE SLAM!!">The audience goes ape-shit as Luna slowly turns her gaze towards Celestia, who rises back to her hooves.>"W-what're we about to see, Lyra?">"Its a long time comin', Bonbon! A rivalry over a thousand years in the making!">Celestia, worn out from her match and from Cadence's assault, was no match for her sister.>She leaps for an attack, but is caught mid-air and raised off her hooves, and unceremoniously brought down straight through the ring much like Cadence.>The audience is practically blowing the roof off the stadium as Luna eyes you, attempting to crawl away as you regain consciousness.>"Lunas has her gaze fixated on Anon, Lyra!">"Hes in for it now, Bonbon! He shouldn't have denied her!">Luna slow walks over to you, easily lifting you from the ring and over the ropes as she walks you backstage, her theme music playing as the audience cheers.>"I can't believe what we just witnessed, Bonbon!">"Truly a great moment on rape-entertainment! Never a dull moment here, on Monday Night Rape!"
>>42682528>Anon watching this on his tv."This show has gone to shit. Where was the build up!? Anon barely did anything."
>>42681901>Anon watches Dash sing to his house.>She doesn't know that you're not home.>Turn around and go back into town.
>>42682566>Anon sitting there watching wrestling
>>42681730Well she’s supposed to show up on 7 or whatever but she’s been lazy
>>42683870Fuck off yellowrat. I know this is your post.>>42682516>>42682528You'd think by now Anon would've started hitting up the gym and taking some self defense classes. Has to get old getting thrown around like a ragdoll by these horny whorses.
>>42682528Good stuff anon
>>42683870Get real Flutters. I ain't touching you.
>>42683975Maybe she got turned into a rock again.
Be wary of mares who only showed up in one episodeThey're secretly the most dangerous
>>42685712There are quite a few one shot mares.
>>42685568That’s just what she wants you to think
>you are given a 2 inch tall Fluttetshy
>>42687234>she still tries to rape (You)
>>42687236She'll get the same result as normal Fluttershy. Kicked out my house.
>>42685712She looks confused about what they see in the green guy.
Get the hell off of Page 8 before they see!Good God! Do (You) want to get MILF’d?
>mare rapes (You)>https://derpibooru.org/images/3443171
>Condense kidnaps and drops you in the middle of sparsely populated appul country>Two years later
>>42690040That's why you don't stay in Apple country.
Stock up on antidotes and avoid getting bit this season anons. Rumor has it those ponies can spread the virus and turn you into one of them.
