ITT:Important characters who had a lasting impact on the story & show.
>>42603355I can't believe they killed Grubber off screen.
>>42603355AUUUUGH I'M GONNA GRUBBBB!!!~
>>42603355I wonder how many tied up mares he plapped before they were set free
>>42603433Grubber took Lyra's virginity.
>>42603355They unknowingly saved Equestria
>>42603438New HC adopted;>Lyra was always kind of a goofball>It drove her mother crazy>Only-foal daughter of rich, privileged Unicorn family, much was expected of her>But she spent her foalhood doing everything to defy those expectations>Her parents groaned"If she spent half as much energy on her duties like school and magical training as she does on her silly schemes to do the very least possible!">Though it earned her numerous rump spankings over the years, Lyra still thought it was funny.">Bon Bon was Lyra's complete opposite >She grew up working hard in her family candy shop>Alongside her parents and her 5 brothers>Her 5 Older brothers>All of whom were more likely to inherit the family business than her >So Bon Bon resolved to move to a small town and open her own sweet shop>Lyra was infatuated with her, which she also thought was funny because it sounds like flatulence>She followed Bon Bon to some hick Earth pony town called Ponytown>Or Ponyville>It doesn't fucking matter>Lyra got an apartment with Bon Bon >The commercial space below was perfect so Bon leased that for her sweet shop too>Everything was wonderful>Lyra helped Bon with setting up the shop>She could do levitation at least...magic kindergarden stuff>But once the doors opened they agreed Lyra shouldn't work at the shop>It would be too easy to ruin their relationship with an employer-slave dynamic >Bon definitely had more sunk into this>The start-up capital, her parents' old hoof-me-down equipment >The skills>Lyra brought nothing to the table>While her family was rich, they refused to help finance this silly candy store venture their dingbat daughter was mixed up in>Who ever heard of Ponyburg?>They even prevented Lyra from using her own trust fund money to help Bon>Dicks...>Lyra wasn't great at magic but the did know the Magical Strap-On spell>Every naughty filly in High School could do it>Lyra knew the spell in Junior High>Not only could a female Unicorn could cast a realistic penis she could control her lover's experience, from pure realism to vibration and pulsation >heat control...all the way up to the maximum allowed under the Geneighva Convention>PLUS; unlike a rubber strap-on, the Magical Strap on allows the Unicorn to experience what a real penis would feel like>It's wonderful, Lyra had used on Bon hundreds of times, in all 3 holesBut...
>>42603433oh... that's slavery... that's slavery of my comfort character... people hate my comfort character so much they want to put her in chains
>>42603433"Today's subject, slavery"t. Martin Cabello
>>42603912Martin would be a Trixiefag relaying theories on why Trixie wasn't in the wrong.
>>42603915I would kill to see Martin schizopost about mlp
>>42603907>why do people keep saying this? what happened?>look it up>shitter memeevery time. i'm getting old
>>42603897>Lyra felt sad that Bon Bon couldn't experience it>As an Earth pony she had magical skills but no ability to cast a spell>Lyra knew a secret though>Well...Twilight Sparkle told her from the adjoining stall during an extra-long poop at the Hayburger>A skilled Unicorn could cast the Magical Strap-On spell on a non-Unicorn>Bon could experience the joy>Lyra could finally be penetrated by the one she loved>Lyra thinks that sounded weird too>But for once in her life she works hard at something>She works numerous jobs around town>Mostly until she gets bored or fired>Doesn't even need to work, really>Rich parents still send her an allowance that easily covers her slacker lifestyle>Career aside, Lyra can concentrate on hardcore lesbian horse sex>She studies, she practices>She has to learn so much about casting spells on other ponies>Nerd stuff...so hard to get through>But these are the basics of a complicated spell>She took inspiration from how hard Bon worked>After a hard day's work making the foals & citizens of Ponystation happy Bon Bon deserved to fuck her very special somepony in any hole available>Lyra resolved to do the work>Do it for Bon Bon>After a lot of work Lyra was skilled at casting the Magical Strap-On spell>It had taken months but the show would have shown it in a montage that made it look like just an afternoon>Twilight helped with the final test>Lyra agreed to read and review some of Sparkle's dirty perv fanfictionSICK, SICK SHIT>Seriously...wtf Twi?>But in exchange Twilight was Lyra's coach and provided a test subject>She successfully cast the Magical Strap-On spell on Twilight's simpleton friend, Applejack>There was a crazy sex 3-way...you get the idea>But Lyra politely kept her candy vag off limits>Believe it or not, in her youthful career of pissing off her parents the one thing Lyra never did was lose her virginity>Like Pinkie Pie always says:"Girls, you should save your special hole for some special somepony..."But the butt-hole is for sharing with friends!">Mouth too, Lyra sucked a few dicks>But she really did want to save her horse hymen for somepony special >That was Bon Boncont...
>>42603990>lyra was a coco disciplewoahg
>>42603990>Some big festival was happening in Canterlot>A singer Bon Bon liked was headlining>Serenade Songbird...is that right?>The one who was only in the movie.>Lyra gets a room in the fanciest hotel in Canterlot>Family account...it's where her Dad goes to fuck his mistresses>You don't tell on me, Dad, I won't tell on you>It's gonna be so romantic>After the show there would be chilled champagne and fancy imported oats waiting in the room>All on Daddy's account, of course>And when the mood was right, Lyra would cast the Magical Strap-On spell on Bon Bon>And Lyra would lose her official virginity to someone she really loved>Then all that Storm King shit broke out>Shit was chaos>Lyra and thousands of others are taken captive>That night she loses her virginity>On the day she planned, but not how she planned>Instead of romantically, with rose petals and bubbly expensive wine some weird lookin' Gruuber thing rapes Lyra in a stinky stall>She cries and screams into her muzzle but the strange mohawk creature just giggles and takes what he wants>The Storm King has lots of soldiers>Lots of mares get raped that night>Lyra isn't special>But her special night is shattered>Eventually Twilight Sparkle and her friends unfuck the situation>It was traumatic>At least you still have Bon Bon>Somehow she didn't get raped>She makes Lyra feel special again>But Lyra can never offer Bon Bon that one gift she could give to only one pony>A weird hyena-hedgehogbat creature took it from her.>And she could never give it to the one she loved>Sometimes Lyra still wakes up from a nightmare>Grubber giggling>She can feel his dirty rapist cock inside her>She wakes up crying>But Bon Bon is always there>As Bon nuzzles Lyra back to sleep the fears subside, for a while>Grubber will always be inside her.END
>>42604020I want to applaud green but it made me sad so I’ll give half.nice gre
>>42604029It's funny that such a shitposty greentext story can still get people, myself included. I guess that's just the nature of loving ponies.
>>42603907Sombra was the first to enslave ponies
>>42604064He's hot so its okay
>>42604068yeah too many ugly furries in this movie. I enjoyed seeing storm king getting dismembered
>>42604020>What Lyra hears while being raped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Y6YfDBmh8
>>42604020I liked the backstory of Lyra.
>>42603355Spike
>>42603433UNF
>>42603433G R U B B E D
>>42604698why did they do that to him?
>>42605106Haber is a hack who had no idea what to do with Spike, so they just slapped wings on him.
>>42605181to be fair, did anybody know what to do with spike?
>>42604020Bitch got to experience the BGC (Big Grubber Cock), she should be grateful. Maybe if she was more grateful she would have been blessed with a Grublet (Grubber's child).
>>42605106>>42605181Dragons are supposed to have wings though.
>>42603897>>42603990>>42604020This is why we no longer see Grubber. No mare can handle a serving of his huge "grub"https://twibooru.org/1995958
>>42605535Grub always wins.https://twibooru.org/3508353
>>42605548Is he the fat old bastard of FiM? Just fun sized
>>42605884He's the Chad Thundercock of FiM.
>>42605371Not really. There are dragons not depicted with wings, like Chinese Dragons.
>>42605181>writers just be winging everything for lulz
>>42603897>>42603990>>42604020Didn't expect my shitpost to inspire someone. Good work Anon.
>>42605181>>42605371no I meant, why did they make look so... ugly? the eyes are two different shapes man.