/mlp/ - Never ask a mare how big her teats are Never ask a - Pony

Anonymous

09/25/25(Thu)05:16:43 No.42604323

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Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)05:16:43 No.42604323 Archived

Never ask a mare how big her teats are
Never ask a stallion how big his cock is
Never ask /mlp/ what happened at 25th of September 2025 at 4:55-5:17 UTC

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)05:31:43 No.42604332

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)05:31:43 No.42604332

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>>42604323
(You) aren't my mom!
Hey /mlp/ what happened on the 25th of September 2025 at 4:55-5:17 UTC? I don't need to ask the other two questions because I already know the measurements of everypony in equestria, Rarity keeps it all in a book at the shop

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)05:48:15 No.42604343

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)05:48:15 No.42604343

Whut

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)10:23:41 No.42604615

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)10:23:41 No.42604615

>>42604332
The rapture happened and all the dedicated horsefuckers were sent to Equestria.

Phoenix619
09/25/25(Thu)10:43:02 No.42604655

Phoenix619 09/25/25(Thu)10:43:02 No.42604655

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>>42604615
and Im still here? damn

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)10:56:14 No.42604679

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)10:56:14 No.42604679

>>42604615
its true, i had a strngely odd dream

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)12:01:04 No.42604844

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)12:01:04 No.42604844

what happened? i was sleeping.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)12:07:48 No.42604871

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)12:07:48 No.42604871

You mean Skynet?

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)12:33:28 No.42604933

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)12:33:28 No.42604933

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAW THIS PONY OUTSID-

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)16:55:47 No.42605511

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)16:55:47 No.42605511

Starlight glimmer just raped me.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)16:57:28 No.42605516

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)16:57:28 No.42605516

>>42605511
Is she your waifu?

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)16:59:45 No.42605520

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)16:59:45 No.42605520

>>42605516
no :(

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)17:01:42 No.42605525

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)17:01:42 No.42605525

>>42605520
Damn, sorry bro. My waifu just raped me, I thought maybe everyone was going to get the mare they wanted.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)17:04:38 No.42605533

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)17:04:38 No.42605533

>>42605525
She was nice afterwards, we ended up watching ice age

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)17:05:51 No.42605541

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)17:05:51 No.42605541

>>42605533
Sweet. My waifu is making me watch Teletubbies, she thinks I'm retarded.