>"Yes, Prince Anonymous?">"I...">"You... want to do what?">"In my-">"In my p-ponut?">"Well, I guess if it's with y-you, then that's fine..."
IWTCIC
>>42604896>I SAID I WANTED A DONUT YOU!
>>42604896Celly, come on. I told you not to call me that when we're in our chamber.
Why is this board so fucking OBSESSED with anal?Seriously, what the fuck is up with that shit?
>>42604954ponuts are visually pleasing to look at
>>42604896I want to kiss Celestia's ponut.
>>42604974>the moment after anon's lips touch her ponut
>>42604954Asses look more aesthetically, than vaginas and anal sex is more kinky (and for therefore more arousing).
>>42604954assahots are prominent in the show
>>42604954It seems that some people have a predisposition to develop dependencies.
>>42604954It's all just Coco samefagging with the proxy
>>42605062Wrong. It's all natural homegrown real anons.
>>42604954Girl buttsNot that complicated
>>42604954Go back roastie/christfag/cuck/beta male/etc
>>42605067PUT ME IN THE...wait Wut?
>>42604912Excuse me, it's IWTCIPC
>>42604954
>>42604954Gays took over
>>42604896“Why do you keep calling me ‘prince’? It’s not 2000 zero zero party over oops out of time.”
>>42604954SELFCLEANSINGHORSEHOLE
>>42605240TRVKE
>>42604954It's a wider cultural thing. Everybody is really, really into assholes right now. It'll fade out at some point and then come back into vogue later on. I'm like 95% convinced that the reason it's so popular right now is because 20 some-aught years ago a bunch of psychopaths in a board room somewhere decided to start grooming their chattel to be ass eaters the same way you might breed a species of cattle to produce milk. The other 5% is that they did it because it would be funny.>Alright Bill, I'll bet you $5,000,000 I can get these fucking animals to eat the shit out of each other's ass>Hah, okay, Benny. Whatever you say. You better pay up though! >Nah man, I got this, it'll be funny as hell. I can make these idiots do anything, just watch.
>>42604954Oxygen.
>>42604896Fuck yeah, I love me some Prince tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdNKw_IGJ7o
>>42604954i was obsessed with anal even before 4chan existed. you're just constantly inhaling my anal obsession fumes
>>42604954I'm not. Unless it's with a cute stallion
>>42604997>Asses look more aesthetically, than vaginaI am gay, The Post
>>42604997Vaginas are made for dicks by nature's intent. Poop holes are for faggots, 'cause they're aren't aroused by vaginas.
>>42604954Cos that's where mares pee from
>>42606006vaginas are too pure for a dick. they should be worshipped with lips and tongue. the dirty stuff is for dirty hole
>>42604896>I wanna get lubed up and crawl into her ponut
>>42604896What I want to do to her is both anal and not anal.>>42604954If you have to know: women have a second g spot called the anterior fornix erogenous zone called A spot close to the cervix and applying pressure with a hand on the lower abdomen or increasing pressure inside the colon can set it to overdrive. Literally whole body electric orgasm.For the sake of love NEVER touch the cervix.
>>42604954>what the fuck is up with that shitBecause it's anal, anon. It's all about fucking up that shit.
>>42606096>For the sake of love NEVER touch the cervix.You think my dick cares about love in that situation
>>42604896>ponutShit has been passing through that for over a thousand years you know
>>42606146Cervix hitting is like a kick in the balls, asshole.
>>42606165>Yeah? That the man you wanna be, buddy?>An asshole?Someone get this man gold.
>>42604954Girl butts are nice Anon. Here's your (You).
>>42604954Not me. I always hated the idea of anal. I guess a ton of Americans are just closet gay. Makes sense considering their culture idolizing "manliness" and machismo shit, so much that these faggots need a dick on their woman to get off.
>>42606096>Pseudo scienceWomen don't feel anything from anal (unlike gays because men have a prostate), but more importantly why the fuck should any man who's not a cuck care what a woman wants?
>>42606416OBSESSED
>>42605270>“No, no, no! FINGER Prince!”
>>42606424>Women don't feel anything from analstopped reading thereread a book
>>42607343
>>42604954>Why is this board so fucking OBSESSED with anal?I guess the reason is different for everybodySomebody might like the power/humiliation/taboo aspectsSomebody else might think it's more intimateOthers might be sadistic
>>42604896Just the tip M'lady
>>42607375i like the alternate way of seeking pleasure. the aspect of learning something else and getting a mindset for itfor example think of prostate massage (no, playing with your prostate is not gay). ejaculation is supposed to happen when your penis gets enough stimulation and is supposed to inseminate. or in general fill a hole, be it vagina, mouth, rectum or whatever. you're supposed to receive penile stimulation and ejaculate inside something. but when you rub your prostate, you ejaculate without any of these, into thin air. the orgasm comes from a different source, mostly your mind. and when you finally get there, the climax is A LOT more powerful. new neural connections get created and plenty of other stuff. you learn about prostate orgasms. something new about your body that you weren't aware of
>>42607375>>42607424It's really simple in some cases>monkey man see hot mare>monkey man want smash cute mare>monkey man also notice donut hole>monkey man like that too
Ponuts are the most beautiful thing ever.
>>42606006Just don't think about poops when having sex, coprophile.
once I saw a girl on >>>/gif/ getting off of giving head squirting twice without touching herself once.
>>42604954I guess you could say it's pretty shitty.
>>42607503post it
>>42607441Luv me the grug approach.Why aren't there more anon surprise oraling pony posts when those ponies are walking around with no clothes on? Like they're shocked and surprised but they don't want him to stop.
>>42607343>>42607344This is anal vore, isn't it?
>>42607529I don't know a /gif/ archive.
>>42607559It couldn't be more obviousAre you autistic?
>>42609903Do you really have to ask if I'm autistic?
>>42609903now imagine reading a book when you have AuDHD
>>42604954Cartoon porn.
>>42604954its what anons wanthttps://u.pone.rs/wyotstau.mp4
>>42611496
>>42611797you think an insects anus is going to be any cleaner?
>>42611496>https://u.pone.rs/wyotstau.mp4>That creampieUNF
>>42611802Mares are made of magic and marshmallows, they don't poop
>>42604954ponut supremacy
>>42611802I gather you've never seen the wonders of the ketchup bottle
>>42611496>https://u.pone.rs/wyotstau.mp4saved
>>42611496No lube and she took it well ponuts really are natures miracle
>>42612633Are analfags this retarded?>stallions cock sits in a SHEATH>the sheath is SELF LUBRICATING>the ponut is not for FUCKING and you can see how delicate it is and how it almost prolapses on the stroke of pulling outThat mare is suffering
>>42612646>That mare is sufferingyeah, that would explain the winking
>>42611496Wrong hole
>>42611496I'm afraid of opening this
>>42611496kinda gay looking
>>42612661The winking is a result of the mare being in heat, no? The stallion wouldn't have even bothered to mount her if she weren't.I hope it wasn't too bad for her, but I doubt it was good.
