How would a mare respond if you told her she'd make a wonderful wife someday?
>thanks! i hope i find the perfect stallion for me someday!
>>42605734Depends on the mare, really
>>42605734That depends on the mare.
>>42605734She'd laugh at you and reply;>"Maybe for somebody better than a spaz like you."
>>42605734You don't ask, you take. Want a mare? Take her.
>>42605749The mares at the park are free, you can just take them home
>>42605753It looks more like they're taking him than anything.
>>42605737
>"Thanks Anon, but, um, that's usually not something you say to somepony you just met. It comes across as a little, um... weird."
>>42605812>rape
>>42605745They're not even remotely close to behaving like that
>>42605812Get in the fucking bag.
>>42605869It's>ponies are just like 3d women#338570
>>42605869Suri Polomare and Limestone Pie would say this.
Uh well realistically even though I'd finally be in Equestria I'd still be a middle aged autist. So I'd probably just mumble it out and she'd go>I'm sorry, did you say something?And I'd mumblemumblemumble, heheheh.
>>42605910I bet there's some mares with an autist fetish.
>>42605907I feel like this board goes to two extremes and neither are accurate based on what we see in the show. There's the 'oh they're just 3d women' shit which is mostly meant to annoy people but there's the far more common 'oh they're just perfect waifus that will never react negatively to me' take which is equally incorrect. You'll still need basic social skills in Equestria, ponies that don't have that struggle from what we see in the show.
>>42605910Built for Marble Pie.
>>42605920>'oh they're just perfect waifus that will never react negatively to me'That's a caricature, most anons don't imagine themselves doing shit that would warrant negative responses to their waifus
>>42605948I think most anons don't realize how bad they are at talking.
>>4260594995% of the time, what you say is icing on the communication cake, what really determines the reaction is whether the other party likes you or not
Of course this is going to be one of those threads.Just bee urself, guys.
>>42605960But I don't want to be an asshole to the horses.
>>42605957You understand that you have to interact with your waifu in order to get her to like you, right? She doesn't have the same 'I already know you' thing that you have for her.
>>42605984You better hope she doesn't or you're gonna have some tough questions to answer when you get to Equestria.
>>42606013My waifu celebrates my successes and commiserates with my failures just like I do for her
>>42606015Well good for you bud.
>>42606023Thanks, I think so too!
>>42605734>Rape
>>42606193R?
>>42606195Yes, one can only hope Anon will ever recover
>>42605742ooc is such a turn off.
>>42606220She's not allowed to be horny?Oh my science, dump your Madonna/whore complex, mares have needs, don't stifle them with your puritan tier insecurities.
>>42606220>Fluttershy, Equestria's biggest xenophile with the maternal instinct of 100 mares>Wouldn't want to be sucked, fucked and bred by AnonLOL, LMAO even
>>42606225>"You would make a good wife">OMG IM SO WET!!!Fried brain synapses.
>>42606225Mares shouldn't be allowed to be horny unless I give them permission.
>>42606228Just say you hate fun.
>>42606245>you post ooc>ooc is shit>WAHHHH you hate funShut up nigger crybaby.
>>42606252NTA but tell us what would make a mare wet.
>>42606256Fuck off retard.
>>42606262No, you seem to know what makes a mare wet so share with the class. You're acting very ooc right now anon.
Told you. It's just here to seethe at anyone enjoying anything.You know, like the other 90% of the board that got here after the hack.
>>42606267Did you just learn what OOC is from google translate?
Just think, it got mad because someone said>This pony might act like this, let me show you a picture
Yay, Fluttershy!
>>42606351Fluttershy is the purest expression of feminine virtues, only awful women and their Stockholm syndrome victims hate her
Does everything need to be an argument? Can't we all just love ponies?
You guys should watch swarm of the century. You might learn something from it.
>>42606376 herei forgot to mention that i HATE ponies
>>42606379
>>42606368Boss bitches need simps to abuse and simps need boss bitches to validate themSeeing the nurturing feminine endangers their place in society or sense of identity respectively
>>42605812Some old lady said I'd make a great husband for someone one day and I took it as a compliment maybe you should lighten the fuck up
>>42606399There are things that are normal for old ladies to say that are not normal for you to say, Nonny. This should not be shocking news to you.
Sex with horses
>>42606407Why not?
>>42606423That's not a horse, that's a pony! And you can have sex with ponies.
>>42606428Saying 'you'll make a good husband/wife' to someone you don't know well is a little condescending, you don't really know anything about that person and are giving them a little pat on the head based on nothing in particular. Society as a whole is okay with older people being a bit condescending because those gestures come from a place of experience, we value their thoughts.To put it another way, when an old lady says 'you'll make a great husband' you smile and feel good because you know she's trying to reassure you about your future. When I say 'you'll make a great husband' you can't tell if I'm reassuring you or if I'm flirting with you, and the former doesn't make any sense because what the fuck would I know about marriage? I'm an unmarried guy.
>>42606446>are giving them a little pat on the head based on nothing in particular.How is that a problem, I don't get it. I like petting ponies.>When I say 'you'll make a great husband' you can't tell if I'm reassuring you or if I'm flirting with you, and the former doesn't make any sense because what the fuck would I know about marriage? I'm an unmarried guy.But I can, if one of the options doesn't make any sense I'd obviously assume you meant the other.
>>42606468>How is that a problem, I don't get it. I like petting ponies.You probably wouldn't want a stranger to pat you on the head.>But I can, if one of the options doesn't make any sense I'd obviously assume you meant the other.You don't think I'm flirting with you? I'm being playful Nonny, I'm just saying you're such a nice guy. Anybody would be lucky to have a husband like you.
>>42606479>You probably wouldn't want a stranger to pat you on the head.I do. Why not?>You don't think I'm flirting with you?No, I'm not gay, why would you flirt with me?>I'm just saying you're such a nice guy. Anybody would be lucky to have a husband like you.T-thanks you too...
>>42606488>I do. Why not?Well fair enough! Some people are not you though, and I feel like that's something that should be emphasized.>No, I'm not gay, why would you flirt with me?You're not!? Aw man, I should've asked that first before I spent this whole conversation trying to be so nice to you.
>>42606498>Well fair enough! Some people are not you though, and I feel like that's something that should be emphasized.That's why I'd ask ponies before petting them.>You're not!? Aw man, I should've asked that first before I spent this whole conversation trying to be so nice to you.But being nice is not gay?
>>42606507>That's why I'd ask ponies before petting them.Well I'm very proud of you.>But being nice is not gay?The bit here is that compliments sometimes can be coded flirting, and when you're interacting with someone you don't know well it can be hard to figure out which is which. When you're dealing with someone who's old and clearly isn't looking for a romantic partner you can scratch that option off immediately, that's less the case for someone in your own age range.
>>42606518>Well I'm very proud of you.Thanks.>The bit here is that compliments sometimes can be coded flirtingBut I'm not flirting.>it can be hard to figure out which is whichWhy not ask directly if you aren't sure about something? What's the point of these guessing games.
>>42605734>You arrive in ponyland>A gaggle of cute mares smelling flowers look over at you>Already encompassing strong social skills, you confidently walk over to them >Their jaws drop in awe at your muscular, but strange physique "Hey ladies? See anything you like?">You wink at them with a smirk>They gasp one by one, blushing at you>They blink their large eyelids, looking at one another in excitement >Could it be?>Could this be the divine being foretold to arrive and plap every mare in Equestria?>The very same that is promised to give every mare their very own precious foal to raise?>The stories that they heard as fillies must be true!
>>42606537Gaston was a faggot and so are you
>>42606530>But I'm not flirting.Yes, but I could be. You are the mare in this context. I am trying to help you understand why a mare might be a little uncomfortable with you saying that.>Why not ask directly if you aren't sure about something?Asking someone if they are flirting when they're not will usually make them uncomfortable, which sucks. Social interactions are complicated and multi-layered and often quite subtle, I'm sorry Nonny. This is something you'll have to deal with both on Earth and in Equestria.
>>42606547>Yes, but I could be.But you told me you aren't anymore???>You are the mare in this context.Wtf, no, I'm a human!>I am trying to help you understand why a mare might be a little uncomfortable with you saying that.You're only making me more confused.>Asking someone if they are flirting when they're not will usually make them uncomfortableBut what if they are? How am I supposed to tell then?>Social interactions are complicated and multi-layered and often quite subtle, I'm sorry Nonny. This is something you'll have to deal with both on Earth and in Equestria.I don't have any problems interacting with people here I'm sure I'll be fine in Equestria too.
>>42606563>I don't have any problems interacting with people here I'm sure I'll be fine in Equestria too.I certainly hope so bud.
Mares
>>42605734>"Oh yeah?">"Thanks, but I'm not sure.">"...how about you try and see for yourself if I make a great wife?~"
>>42606537Tallanon impregnated my FUCKING marewife.
>>42605909>Limestone PieYeah but she's a tsun so I know she's majorly crushing on the inside
>>42605734
>>42605737FPBP
>>42605734smash
>>42605734Why were a lot of replies from this thread nuked for no reason?
>>42605979I will pet her and she will love me.
>>42612000checked
>>42605899>cock vore
>>42612000Checked.
>>42613453you did not have to bump this
