Sex with horses
How irl horses look at me when I don't take my meds
>>42606737Based.
>>42606737that be a pony sir
>>42606737Agreed.
>>42606737Do not the horses
>>42607687What would sex with Pinkie Pie be like?
>>42606737Sare Mex
>>42608422It'd be one hell of a party
>>42608422She's coping with depression by trying to make others happy, so she might be tryhard in bed if you don't help her show her real self to you
>>42607687>tfw no mare to call you a horsefuckerwhy even live?
>>42608422>You have Pinkie laying on her back on the kitchen counter>Her legs are locked behind your back as you furiously beat her eggs>Pinkie's hot breath smells like butter and sugar, and you're almost ready to pour your baby batter into her oven>"Come on, Anon! Let it out! Pump all that sweet cream inside!" >She pants heavily and squeezes your shaft, desperately milking it with every thrust>Normally you'd be more careful about this kind of thing, but today she's practically devouring you>Every time you pull back, she immediately grips you between her thighs, pressing you back into her pie>She really wants you this time, and when you look into her hungry, beaming, loving eyes, all your remaining doubts are tossed away>"Oh! Anooaaahh...">Pinkie throws back her head with a moan as you grab her hips and slam them into yours>You're not even thinking anymore, your body entirely focused on serving Pinkie a fresh creampie>You shudder with pleasure as you pump your load into her hot, buttery folds>They envelop you completely, steamy and nearly bursting with your cream>You marvel at just how good Pinkie feels wrapped around your shaft, her pie covered in glaze, almost fluffy, with the slight grittiness of sugar crystals>Wait, sugar? >You lean back, fighting Pinkie's protesting hooves, and look down at Little Anon>You're currently balls deep in a jelly doughnut>Before you can react, Pinkie reaches down and slowly, sensually pulls the doughnut along your shaft, leaving a sticky trail of strawberries and cream>She gives one extra pump for good measure, wringing out the last few drops of your seed and giving you another jolt of pleasure, before pulling it off completely>A mess of berries and cream leaks from the gaping hole in the pastry, some plopping out to splatter over Pinkie's pelvis>She grabs your chin with one hoof and forces you to face her, raising the doughnut with her other hoof>Eyes locked, without the barest hint of a smile, she takes a slow bite of the hot, soggy pastry and chews>You open your mouth, but she quickly covers it with her hoof>She swallows your load, licking her lips sensually>Humming to herself, she makes a pensive frown, before a grin slowly spreads across her face>"Wowie, Anon, you almost managed vanilla that time!"
>>42608611YES
>>42608611Goddamn
>>42608611LOL'd
>>42608611I’m confusedWas the jelly donut resting between her legs? Was it on top of her?Good green regardless
>>42606737HORSES ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL!!! Or are they?!
