>tfw you ask anon for Earl Grey Tea and he doesn’t have any
>>42607439I have an open can of miller light in the minifridge for you rary
I only drink Chai
>>42607520high estrogen “male” spotted
>>42607523It's double spiced so I'm actually pretty hardcore
>>42607439I do have a nice rose lemonade tea I could offer you, Rarara
>>42607439It's only called Earl Grey Tea because it's named after Charles Grey, Earl of Grey and Prime Minister of Bongland.In Equestria it's just sparkling grass water.
>>42607439>rape
>>42607439What'dya want fancyhors? I got Earl Grey, lavender tea, black tea with chocolate, chamomile, echinachea, sarsparilla root tea, Dandelion root tea (and Dandelion root coffee), valerian root tea, peppermint tea, pine needle tea, and licorice tea.
>>42607439But I do have earl grey tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>42607439Of course I don't. It tastes like shit. I can offer you the actual good stuff though. Black tea with a dash of milk or some honey. Loose leaf of course, the only teabag you will experience in this house is my ballsack dragging across your face.
>>42607439Hey I'm more an English breakfast type. Do you want tea or no?
>>42607550>rose lemonadeBrewed for best pony
>>42607523Indeed>>42607520Wanna plap?
>>42607702>Milk>In teaWay to ruin the natural flavor of tea, Anon.
For me, it's vegan lattes made with glycine max.
>>42607439High-class people liking tea is an outdated stereotype. In modern times, it's all about specialty coffee. Compare the number of celebrity-based coffee labels to tea brands, for instance. Also, Earl Grey tea fucking sucks and smells like paint thinner. I'd rather have meme tea like the espresso maple over it any day of the week.
>>42607730Shut the FUCK up, nerd.
>>42607523You're on a site where grown men discuss a show intended for 6 year old girly girls. Sit the fuck down.
>>42607439The water tea belongs in is the ocean.
>>42607439>Little packets of potting soil in waterCouldn't be me.
>>42607439I'm sorry, they didn't have any. I got Orange spice, English breakfast, Rooibos and Mint though
>>42607702 hereforgot to mention my tea is just like my shit skin
>>42608145unironically only high test men watch MLP, look it up.
>>42607439>>tfw you ask anon for Earl Grey Tea and he doesn’t have anyWhat did you expect out of a bunch of rednecks?
>>42607523Chai tea doesn't increase estrogen. Try to do some scientific research instead of immediately yielding to hysterics like a woman.
>>42607439I got water and monster drinks, take it or leave it.
There's more fluoride in tea made with distilled water than there is in the most heavily fluoridated tap water supply in the US
>>42607439I only drink French Earl Grey, sorry rara.
>>42607520How exactly does chai differ from normal tea?
>>42607439GREEN TEACOFEEGREEN TEACOFFEEGREEEEN TEEEACOFFEEEEE
>>42608971fluoride is good for you though
>>42609320It's good for your teeth. Not the rest of you though.
>>42607439I have tap water and mountain dew code red. Sorry, Rares.
