Why won't Rainbow Dash return his feelings ?He's tall, fit, and handsome. What else does she want??
>>42607850He doesn't have a vagina.
>>42607850Ace Thruster
>>42607850>fitHe's just not fat or noticeably out of shape. And I think part of it is the trope of brother of sister's friend is icky. Or an inverse. >>42607862This isn't FiM s9 finale though.
>>42607862Rainbow is not a dyke you queer.
>>42607850she secretly masturbates to him because he's the only one who wants her
>>42607850Women's attraction is a battle between father framing and olfactory compatibility.
>>42607979Explain all the women dating blacks then
The only thing he is is tall
>>42607884if you ignore the show yeah.
>>42607862/thread
>>42607999They have large vaginas and/or are settling because they couldn't get Chad.
>>42607999Contraceptives interfere with body odor detection.
>>42607862>>42608019>None-failed women always return to Grug.
>>42608143Forgot pic. Heh
>>42608000>Just Be Tall TheoryI want to be surprised i'm seeing it here but i'm not.
>>42608000Is he tall? Isn't she tiny
>>42607893He's not the only one
>>42607850
>>42609340i can actually see this happening But Dash actually has zero interest in Fluttershy like that, she's just making it up to get this loser off her trail.But who carries scissors on their person like that
>>42609476Zephyr is a barber remember?
>>42609782Why would I remember that? But I guess that makes sense now
>>42610434Well I just assumed you were a REAL FAN, Anon
>>42607875yeah the menace that tainted /v/ /vp/ and /co/
>>42607850I still think they should have had her be happily married to Zephyr and have like five children in the epilogue just to leave everyone dumbfounded as to what the fuck happened.It would at least have been funnier than what we got.
>>42610830Anything would've been better than what we got.
>>42610470
>>42608019Nah, AJ has expressed interest in guys.
>>42611253yeah, guys that are just male versions of rarity
>>42611287And? Still a guy. I'd fuck Abigail Shapiro, but that doesn't mean I'd fuck her brother.
>>42607850>>42610830She doesn't have feelings for him, but she found out a while ago he has the biggest dick she's ever had. She gets horny enough every few months to do a one night stand with him, and that's enough to keep him interested until she wants to get fucked good again.
>>42611253So the way into AJ's pants is some homemade food?Are all hick girls like this?
>>42611694>Hey /mlp/ I have a question about girls...My sides
>>42610663Based Ace made someone so unhinged and deranged that he dedicated his life to trying to shiting up other boards just so other could hate Ace like him.
>>42611699I meant Equestria girls dummyAJ has a huge family. A lot of hot hick cousins to be had
>>42607999They are trying to get back at their dads
>>42611702The very LIGHT unto our paths!
>>42611702Explain
>>42611715Look at the archives of /co/, /vg/, /v/ and /qa/Its is some esl with a hate boner for Ace and tries to get other boards to hate Ace too.
>>42611853>It's is some eslI'll say!
>>42611890fug I used It's with is oh noooooo
>>42611853He is not well.He says weird things like arrest yourself, bald, go to bed, are you blind?I have no damn clue what he's talking about.
>>42611908>go to bed in 2019its peak
>>42611908>believe in beds
>>42611702So the same who posted gagged memes on /v/>>42611908don't forget he posts "kitchen knife" memes on /vp/
