>ANON! Get your sorry ass out here, son!>Why in God's name were you sucking faces with that cartoon horse!>Your poor mother would lose her head if she saw that.
>>42609586Wait until they find out that I fuck my little pony too.
>>42609586>"Dash, you didn't even take off the watermarks from the stock photo."
>>42609595She's still learning to edit.
>>42609586>you get to go to Equestria>Your entire family follows you>"How come you know so much about this place son?"
>>42609606Your parents are still alive?
>>42609608go to bed batman
>>42609608What, were yours fat slobs that died of a heart attack at 60?
>>42609606Your parents don't know?
>>42609615Nah, cancer.
>ANON IF YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR PONY PUSSY
>>42609586My parents know about pony and would not be in the least surprised if I was banging one.
>>42609630my sides
>You know what your generations problem is?>You don't WANT to go to Equestria!>OH sure you SAY you do, but you know what, Anon? That's BS. You're lazy.>You're not willing to put in the firm handshakes, eye contact and grindstones necessary to go to Equestr-, don't roll your eyes at me!God I hate boomers, thanks for reminding me they're still alive.
>>42609606Your parents speak English?
>>42609673I keep telling them that the lifesize plush is just to keep cozy and warm at night, but they probably suspect the truth, BUT i will never admit even if they ask.I still keep telling them "i just have more important things in life" when they ask me if i finaly got a gf kek
>>42609601This is so cute I'm gonna cry
shameless bump
>>42609606It came to me in a dream
