>I appreciate you helpin’ me out with this month’s harvest partner. Heres your payment, dont spend it all in one place now. Just 8 bits? Well what else did you expect? You thought cause you worked hard all day for weeks you would get more? Wasn’t the fresh air, helpin’ a friend and hardwork payment enough?
>>42612328Sheesh fine, guess I'll fuck Rarity only 8 times.
>>42612333What will you with the other 7 bits?
>8 bits? Applejack, the cider you sell costs 4 bits..>"7 bits?! Why ya gotdang' greedy green ape, just be happy with the 6 bits I paid ya!">Wait what->"Ponice! Ponice, help! Ah'm being robbed of mah last bit!"
>>42612371I can't believe there's griffon in the Apple bloodline...
>>42612328>Come over, Trixie has too many bits and too empty of a pony vagina
>>42612397>Okay, where do I sign?
>>42612368nta but id fuck rarity 56 more times
>>42612648Can I watch?
>>42612397Trixie is poor and lives in a trailerand her snatch is filled with purple dildos
>>42612328No.>quits and reports applejack to the department of labor for wage theft
>>42612328AJ, I don't even have a bed to sleep in. No one else wants to hire me. If I cant afford a room by the time winter comes I could die. Can't you be a little less frugal for a friend?
>>42612718
>>42612768Dumb fat horse
>>42612397all these coins are counterfeit bits, never trust the blue jewnicorn
>>42612771>fatAnon, this horse is pregnant.
>>42612328How much is a Bit worth?
>>42612821your mom is pregnant
>>42612806I only need them to be real enough to fool other ponies
>>42612827Your life.
>>42612830you're asking for a one way trip to the moon
>>42612829In her mid sixties? Fat chance.
>>42612835Celestia won't do shit lol.
>>42612328I don't like moneys, but then you have to teach me how to eat grass.
Just plap her plump orange butt
>>42612328Thanks.
>>42612842then the mane 6 show up and rainbow laser you to the moon
>>42613443I have a forcefield that counters rainbow lasers
>>42613443Lol you mean these ponies?
>>42612390you better believe it
>>42612827Around when mlp was fresh in 2013, $300 worth of bitcoin is now around $24,000 today.I routinely spent it on the silkroad and never considered this criminal money would be a mass-adopted investment going into the future..
>>42614688It's going to be whack.
>>42615858>11 hrs bumpkill yourself
>>42613466you are not a changeling
>>42612840I could do it. My seed is powerful and can 100% put a brother in your mother's belly.
>>42615862ran out of other stupid shit to complain about?
>>42615865Not yet.
>>42614688buttcoin
>>42614688
>>42612397
>>42612328>apple fucker get her numbers right wasn’t aware that the hill billy was educated enough to count that high
>>42618638Big mac handles the math
>>42612328Confirmed.Applejack is a Republican.
>>42614245Wrong Jew pony.
>>42618638This is my wife
Do jews even lurk?
