>In order to test the validity of your love to your special somepony I’m going to have to conduct some tests. First I’ll need a sample of your blood, love flows in the bloodstream. A gallon will do for my work. Secondly I will need to test your conviction of your heart, the place where love and extensions of love are born. I will scan your heart and if I find “abnormalities” I will report to them to you. Finally I will need to test your ability to make love and spread your love to the one you care for. I’m gonna have to sniff your balls for a period of no more than 2 minutes. These tests don’t need to be done in order but they must be done soon, now preferably. You cannot refuse either I’m a princess.
>>42615346"But I don't want to become unconscious during the tests!"
>>42615346>You ah' seein this shit Applejack? Hear what ah' she just said to me!
>>42615346>A gallon will do for my work.That''s like almost 4 liters. This level of bloodloss would be enough to kill half a dozen dudes.
>>42615360I'm sure you know all about extracting gallons of fluid from dudes.
>>42615366Do I look like a vampire to you?
>>42615380of a sort anon. of a sort.
>>42615346Does Shining Armor knows you're cheating on him?
>>42615346No can do, Candy. I'm mirin' my own gainz.
>>42615346>A gallon of bloodBitch I am anemic as FUCK, i'm shivering right now.
>>42615346Yeah no, I'm dousing myself in garlic.
>>42615346>First I’ll need a sample of your blood, love flows in the bloodstream. A gallon will do for my workat that point you can already do whatever you want to me
>>42615346I think love is stupid
I'm telling Twilight.
>>42615346>needs gallons of bloodProbably because she can't do lab work without screwing everything up. Candy ass, you're a shitty lab tech.
>>42615346>plaps her ponut before she can steal my blood
>>42616421>anons final thoughts after having his blood drained
>>42616508Dying to a vampiric candy butt wasn't on my bucket list, but I'll take it.
>>42615346>>42615346>You cannot refuse either I’m a princess.have I told you about rarity of human monarchies? Do you want to know why most noble houses are dead?
>>42615346Is this like the Equestrian version of the Nigerian prince?>shows up looking like princess of love>promises to huff your balls and find your special somepony>I just need a gallon of your blood real quick thoFucking changelings. I wonder how often ponies fall for it?
>>42617110You again?
>as Cadance draws some blood you go unconscious and notice her eyes start to change colorFuck
>>42615346>A gallon of my blood>Humans can lose slightly over 1 liter before irreparable damage and/or possibly death>"You cannot refuse I'm a princess."Okay I know I'm bad but what did I do so horribly wrong that Candyass wants to kill me?Also I don't have a special somepony so this whole experimentation thing is pointless. I don't care if you're a princess. The answer is still no.
>>42615346We've been over it, Pink: you try to pull rank on me, I claim to be a princess too. Lick my cardboard crown. It would be a better approach to bet me: I always wanted to know if I can survive a blood loss that bad.
>>42615346I'm anemic though....But yes pls. :)
>>42615346No.
>>42615346>First I’ll need a sample of your blood, love flows in the bloodstream. A gallon will do for my work.So, uhh, is there a process where you take the blood out, analyze it right there and then return it to my body like how blood donation centers do plasma/platelet extractions?
>>42617104>most noble houses are deadlmao, the libtard mythos of the french revolution is surely one of the most darling things
>>42617143hot
What the hell is blood? I've never seen it in Mlp
>>42618206they are not "dead" in a literal sense, just completely fucking irrelevant >>42619369>What the hell is blood?catsup
