Could you beat an alicorn pony in a 1-on-1 battle?List your>Experience>Weapons>Strength>Intellect>Abilities>WeaknessesWould it be easy for you or difficult?
I have a finger box. Ez win.
The alicorn throws me through a wall and it hurts but im being acknowledged by an alicorn so I winImagine being abused by Luna but she keeps you alive as a punching bagWhy can't mares hurt me
>>42617183>I'm meant to take this thread seriouslyWhy didn't you just post another >FoAl MaKiNg SeX wItH [pony]thread
>>42617183They can kill a whole crowd of Anons with just their fart.
>>42617385>Claims the alicorn would win>Posts the Apex JobberCelestia is the type who would start bodying the human and then still lose in like the last 10 percent of the fight because she stepped on a banana peel or a lego or some other ridiculous shit like that
>>42617183I suppose if I had some strong ass unicorn magic to use I could eventually make the jobberlestia job so I can take over. Maybe with the help of the alicorn amulet.
>>42617183*BOOP*
>>42617183I would never fight or beat Luna because she is my wife
>>42617488>t. pipsqueak
>>42617183>You stand face to face with Celestia, everything on the line at this very moment>She's giving you a deadpan look of disbelief. You know that the odds are incredibly long, that victory is all but impossible. Surely she knows this as well, but you can only hope that she will underestimate you and give you that edge.>"Anon, this is ridic-">You ignore her, and strike!"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!">With an eyeroll Celestia puts her hoof out, as you extend your own hand out flat."Paper beats rock, I win!">"I literally cannot make my hoof any other shape.""I still win!">She sighs, heavily>"Yes...yes you do, Anon, good job."
>>42617183>Could you beat an alicorn pony in a 1-on-1 battle?Only if I am facing Celestia
>>42617183EZ
Celestia got it!
>>42617183I will put Cadence in a headlock and give her noogies.
>>42617183
>>42617183>Good girl, good girl. Who wants petting and a sugar lump?
>>42617183you'd win because the writers give the alicorns Worf Effect except for Twilight
>>42617617She seems like the weak one
>Ruptures your heart with a single thoughtNothing personnel, kid
>>42617623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baGL-PaBS_E
>>42617565haha
>>42617183>>ExperienceI have defeated multiple plants by stepping on them and pulling them out at the roots. I once pruned a whole grape orchard. I've also kicked a chicken for pecking my leg, resulting in a clear victory. >>Weaponshands & feet>>Strengthable to pick up a chair and throw it>>Intellectdumb as fuck>>Abilitiescan defeat clouds just by blowing air from my mouth. >>Weaknessescan't flyGiven that I can easily defeat plants, clouds and chickens, which have all defeated Celestia, and that I can throw a chair at her if she tries to fly away, it's a lock. No way can Celestia defeat me. Since Celestia defeated Luna at least once as Nightmare Moon, I have a good chance against her too.
>>42617943That would be Joblestia. Candy at least tries to defend the Crystal Empire.
My credentials? I'm the perfect soldier!
