>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Rarity finds you while collecting gems>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her doll>She tries out all her dresses on you>Even brings over Twilight to do some beautifying magic on you>Teaches you how to act like a lady>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful mare>That's who you are now
>>42617372That's who you've always been, OP.
Anon, I know you're thinking of replying to this thread, but before you do, really ask yourself... is it worth it? Is there truly NOTHING better for you to do at this moment?
>>42617372>unsheathes mare cock and fucks Rarara in her white powdered donutEven in mare I Grug
>>42617372Okay my turn I coom in raras pillowly plot
>>42617378Twilight's magic made your private parts go away, Anon.
>>42617372>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her dollNo. I'll live in a goddamn garbage can if I have to. She'll never take away my FREEDOM.
>>42617372
>>42617381Too bad Anon is Rarity's. The cock stays on while dress making babe .
>>42617372I use my marecock to rape every mare in equestria
>>42617372I'm not trans but it's better than being a fuckin ugly man, desu
>>42617552I hear a cracking noise...
>>42617580There's lots of controversy surrounding actively pushing people within the community itself, from what I've seen. Frankly though I think the idea that normal dudes getting talked into being girls is a real problem is just the modern day version of 4channers freaking out about pozzers. Freaks exist but they're not a meaningful portion of society.
>>42617580this is why there's something called the Egg Prime Directive. You can't force transness on someone who's figuring things out. Nobody is an egg except in retrospect.
I thought Elio threads went on /co/.
>>42617395Based. Being a schizo in Equestria living in a garbage can sounds kino.
>>42617697Equestrians would definitely appreciate their snarky garbage monster.
>>42617372Nope, God would make me a stallion and I'd marry linky and have 5 foals
>>42617372I want my dick back. But I deserve this for a lifetime of fapping.
>>42617372So that's why Equestria has so many Mares.They are just the remains of humans who have stumbled into Equestria.Now that's actually kind of dark.
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Twilight finds you while collecting books>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her cum jar>She tries out all sort of techniques on you>Even brings over Fluttershy to do some cumming on you>Teaches you how to act like a container>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a glass jar>That's who you are now
>>42617806You can avoid this fate if you're good at cooking.
>>42617806>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Fluttershy finds you while collecting food for her animals>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to cuddle with her>She tries out all sort of cuddling positions on you>Even brings over Pinkie Pie to do a cuddle party together>Teaches you how to act like a plushy>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a pampered pet>That's who you are now
>>42617786>>42617534>>42617518>>42617375>>42617205Can you stop spamming my name? I need a personal dicksucker just as much as I need that schizo with a hateboner for me. Which is: not at all. I just don't want my name to be added to 4chan's autospam filter.
>>42617372Do I still have a dick and am just a cute trap or am I an actual mare?>stallion comes to the boutique looking to buy a dress for his sister>put it on for him>he gets horny>end up sucking his dick in the changing room
>>42617372Honestly if I get to keep my dick it wouldn't be half bad. Being a femcolt unicorn in Equestria sounds pretty fun
>>42617746based linkychad
>>42617828>tfw my attenpt to make the schizo mad only made things worse
I'd like to be Rarara's doll in a different way. She giggles when she sees my little tallywhacker.
>>42617825>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Lyra finds you while reading a book about monkeys>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have tell her about human anatomy, society and so on.>She listens to you in one breathe and write down everything what you said.>Even brings over Twilight Sparkle to write a folie on humans>Teaches you how to be lab rat>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the glass shard and see a feral creature, which sitting in a cage >That's who you are now>You've heard Lyra preparing tools for your vivisection (you are already don't understand speech, you're speechless and your thought process is vague scraps of memories and thoughts of your next feeding).
>>42617697>>42617705
>>42617801Based and dark TF is best TF.
>>42617372Well I accept my fate then.
>>42617746I'm going to spear your wife and eat her, orphaning your children forever.
>>42619206They'll still have a farther dummy.
>>42617372yes please>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful marenevermind i didnt read all the way to the end
>>42617825I love her so much bros...
>>42617372BASED
>>42619855No takesies backsies.
>>42620655RIP
>>42620655i dont wanna be a mare!
>>42621316it's over for you bro...
>>42621594over my dead body
>>42618507that's a spooky pony
>>42617697indeed
>>42622999Nice trips.
>>42619403>fartherare glimmyglubbas really THIS brapbrained...?
>>42619206My foals and I would use our Earth Pony Magic (guns) and shoot you before you could lay a single spear into Linky
>>42623530glimmerflags have their brains replaced with farts
>>42623726based linkychad saving the day
>>42624376big if true
>>42617372>rape
>>42617571>>42617580what's the deal with having your testicles cracked?
>>42623726You'll be blocked at the gate and evaporated trying to get that shit through the portal.
>>42625371Same for you, faggot.
>>42625374>He thinks spears can't get made in Equestria
>>42625379Same can be said for guns, dummy.
>>42617814That's impossible!
>>42625644how?
>>42625387>He thinks he can make a gunlol, lmao even.
>>42626598>what is magicYou can use magic to make the materials needed for a gun. Boom!
>>42625644It's really easy.
>>42626836>Magic materials because... reasons>You still are retarded and don't know how it goes together.>Meanwhile your 'waif' has already been speared because anyone can find a sharp rock and a stick to glue togetherKWAB
>>42618507what is this
>>42628007oh
>>42617828Huh?
>>42627442Pony sleep paralysis creature.
>>42629129Creepy!
>>42626932original linkyposter from the first post; I said the guns are magic. now die, nigger
>>42629745No, you said guns are earth pony magic, which is blatantly false coping [headcanon]. And since you're retarded you think guns are magic. You're going to deal with being a widow, sorry not sorry
linkychad won
>>42629897...the failed to protect his waifu award.
>>42629897...because he is mega based
>>42629745Original spearposter from the first reply. It doesn't matter. I'm going to hunt down your wife and eat her like the prey animal she is, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now seethe, widower.
Can we just go back to the original point of this thread? Which is talking about how wonderful it would be to become a pretty femcolt in Equestria. Truly god's ultimate form of pitty for having to live in this shitty human world
>>42630710No. That's gay. This is a spearchad thread now, and Linky's days are numbered.
>>42617372>be you>be sissy girly fruitcake crossdressing faggarino diddly trap ladyboy toy for Rarity>you're not gay though, just enjoy living rent free>Rarity comes into the living room to find you dusting her antiques and uses her magic to tighten your corset, making you arch your back slightly>you dont pay it any mind, you've accepted your fate>"Anonymous, dearie, you missed a spot!">eyebrowraised.jpg>you can't find what she's talking about on the shelves, they're spotless>turning around, you start to tell her there's nothing left to clean only for her to spit in your eye before giggling as she clip clops off into her studio>you sigh, wipe the spit off your face, and start to put the duster away in the broom closet>this is your life now>you are Sissy Anon
>>42632099guess we're sissies now
>>42632103>after getting your cleaning supplies put away, you go to grab your heels so you can run errands for Rarity>typical stuff, really>pick up groceries>pass out some business cards>offer your services as Raritys whore to any stallion that's willing to pay her fees>typical stuff>at first you said you drew the line at the clothes, but Rarity said she'd send you to live with Fluttershy if you refused her will again>now you do your best to avoid all the stallions in town, as the lot of them are willing to drop 10 bits for an hour to play with your holes>you're not gay>you're not>apparently you look really cute with a cock slapping your face>and sure, you've gotten really good at satisfying your superiors, as humans don't have basic pony rights in Equestria>but you're not gay>you totally don't want that stallion who's walking towards you to pin you down and deflower your tight anus once again>roughing up your frilly dress, making your mascara run down your face as you cry, whimper, and beg for him to finish inside you>you HATE that>it's just... you're a good girl so you're not allowed to be rude and run>yeah, youre not gay obviously>you're just a very good girl
>>42632139very straight stuff we're doing lel
>>42632155>you wipe the sticky, warm seed from your lips as the stallion tussles your curly hair around whilst chuckling>"That Rarity really found a good use for you heh.">your lady training kicks in and you giggle half heartedly while waving him away>after he's gone you get up and start to straighten yourself out because, as you know, you're not gay>Rarity insisted you'd look adorable with curly hair and highlights and that it'd pair well with the outfits she makes for you>didn't even have to work for the curls either, Twilight zapped them into you while bringing in your waistline and making your ass plumper>gotta admit, you look fantastic even before you paint your face with makeup every morning>if more mares were into pegging you'd be drowning in horse pussy>alas, it's mostly stallions that corner you>Rarity set up a system where when somepony wants a go at you all they have to do is give her 10 bits and she gives them a little gitter covered pass>somepony gives you that pass?>you're there's for around an hour>honestly, you miss when she'd have you collect the bits upfront>at least then you could pocket a few and get some beers with Rainbow Dash>then again, Rainbow Dash is probably the one who snitched on you>anyways, you got milk and eggs to pick up for your mistress>you finish dusting off your dress and touching up your makeup so that you can move on with your day>you turn around, and are faced with a line of every stallion in town that stretches at least a couple blocks>each of them holds an extra gitter covered Anon Pass"Oh yeah, it's the first of the month...">discount day as Rarity calls it>you can already fill the lock jaw and hemorrhoids coming on>your penis shivers with excitement, but does not get hard>I mean, you're NOT gay, why would it get hard??
>>42632205Woah, that popular with almost every pony?!
>>42632205Bros about to get fucked so hard he's going to turn fully into a mare. Then he can like stallions without it being gay.
>"Annie darling, I'm going to a picnic with my friends. Take care of the boutique while I'm gone, alright?">Be Annie>Formerly Anon >Formerly human"Yes, Miss Rarity. Have fun with your friends!">You wave goodbye at your boss as she leaves>You can feel your dick hardening already>A good while ago you arrived to Equestria as a unicorn stallion>Miss Rarity took you in and gave you food, a place to stay and an improved body>Even though you are still a stallion you're essentially a tall mare by all practical means>Even Fleur can't compete with you>Your emerald coat and flowy black mane can even give Celestia a run for her money>Sure, Rarity may have altered your body to her own liking but that doesn't mean you're her slave >You are an independent femcolt with your own free will>That means you can get a bit... rebellious while Rarity is away>A stallion enters and you lick your lips>He must have seen her heading out>"Hello, I'm looking for somepony to 'model' for me">You're rock hard now>So is he"Right away sir, please follow me." >You lead him into one of the dressing rooms>Start out with a lap dance>He caresses your flank tenderly before giving it a spank>You shiver with pleasure>It doesn't take long before he's fucking your ponut like his life depended on it>Like the proper whorse you are you lick his dick clean afterwards and give it a goodbye kiss>He pays you handsomely once he leaves>Since you're doing this in secret it all goes to you>As you exit the dressing room you see another stallion already waiting>You love your life in Equestira
>>42633426truly the town's bicycle lol
>>42633426Unf
Bump
>>42633426>ATMRuined
>>42635642same
>>42633426hawt
>>42635642Why???
>>42635295Agree.I wanna get paid in cash for my services, possibly thrown at my cum-covered face and be called a whore one last time before he leaves.
>>42636986We just don't know
>>42626598NTA but i could make a canon, that´s cooler
>>42637315...In real life?
>>42638537WTF
>>42638105>>42638105Cannon*minor spelling mistake
>>42637315How much
SEXO
>>42639446A hundred bits. No creatures, ponies only. Kirin are fine too.
good thread go uppies
>>42640686Sex with a fluffy kirin stallion though..
>>42641520unf that'd be heaven
Become ungovernable.
>>42629772You type like somepony without running water. Linky would eat you
>>42617377Fine I'll get out of bed and go eat something MOM
>>42642513eat some SPAGHETTI!
LinkyGOD won
>>42617377no
>>42617377yeah
>>42633426Niiice
>>42642346alien mare scares me :(
>>42645154Don't be afraid.
>>42648421im fucking scared
>>42617377Yeah? I'm bored.
>>42652684Then get a hobby.
>>42654548uhh i'd rather not
>>42655498Then you'll be bored forever.
blip
>>42657441Thank you glimmer!
>>42658021Which glimmer flag?
>>42659957Not the fart one that's for sure.
>>42661462thank god
>>42657441wut
>>42663653Bloop.
>>42663653>>42664876>>42665643This thread is shit. Let it die, you imbeciles.
>>42666268Fuck you. It's funny to keep it going
Ponies are really cool!
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Celestia finds you while collecting salt>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her filly>She tries out all sorts of diapers and pacifiers on you>Even brings over Luna to play with you>Teaches you how to act your age>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see Sweetie Belle>That's who you are now
>>42668813Don't let Rarity know!
>>42668813lol
>>42670275Why?
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Maud Pie finds you while rotating the rocks on the farm>Brings you back home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to tend to rocks>She shows you how to pick up rocks>Even brings over her sisters to show you other ways to work with rocks>Teaches you where rocks are supposed to go at various points in their growth cycles>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a guy who picks up rocks>That's who you are now
>>42671332I guess we're going to the mines now getting rock and stone
>>42672350DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROOOCK AND STOOONE!
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!
>>42666268bumping for you
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria >Wake up in a field somewhere >Derpy finds you while she's derping around >Brings you to her home >Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her friend >She shares her muffins with you >Even gives you a hug>Fast forward some months >You're married and she's pregnant >The memory of your old life fades like a dream >You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare >This is your life now
>>42678974I was really hoping it would be>but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for herbut this is very cute too.
>>42679041>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria >Wake up in a field somewhere >Derpy finds you while she's derping around >Brings you to her home >Offers you a place to sleep, but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for her>She invades your personal space with lots of hugs>Even gives you a kiss >Fast forward some months >You're married and she's pregnant >The memory of your old life fades like a dream >You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare >This is your life now
>God takes pity on you by doing nothing>Wake up>Go to the PC and turn it on>Shitpost on /mlp/>Eat takeaway with NEET money>Go back to sleep>Nothing has changed
>>42680153damn...
>>42680153That's just what everyone on this board does...
>>42617372>>God takes pity on youHahaAhaahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
>>42682449If god truly took pity on us then we'd be in Equestria by now but alas.
>>42680153Geez, no need to call me out like this
>>42680153where is the fantasy in this??? I hate realism!
>>42684576Anon...
>>42685397what?
>>42680153>God takes pity on you by doing nothing>Wake up>Go to the PC and turn it on>Shitpost on /mlp/>Go to work>Go back to sleep>Nothing has changed
>>42686700Not much has changed yet it's still all dreary...
>>42682449>having a seizure at the mention of sky daddy>reddit spacing checks out
>God takes pity>wake up>you're still on earth>sit down>weep for Equestria has not opened it's doors yet
>>42689477Soon, trust the plan and the good boys will enter Equestria.
>>42690275The who now?
>>42689477bro...
>>42690275two more weeks. just two more weeks. all we have to do is wait two more weeks. two more weeks and it will all be over. two more weeks and the horror will end
>>426941802 more weeks is 2 more weeks it's reachable
>>42694996Yeah... I wish.
HOLY SHIT GUYS THE PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA OPENED UP WISH ME LUCK GUYS
>>42695818Make sure you don't wake up somewhere in a field!
>>42695828I don't get it.
>>42695818Oh where? Tell me!
>>42697099How many threads are you constantly bumping?
>>42697099He won't tell.
>>42697759damn... I hope it's not somewhere in the artic or someone's basement
>>42698208its in MY basement and YOU'RE not invited.
>>42698715fuck you im breaking in
>>42699184STOP
>>42698715You don't have it otherwise you wouldn't be typing here.
>>42617372god never takes pity for suffering must happen for his entertainment
>>42617372God took pity on me and I went to heaven judging by the description. Sounds like a good life.
>>42617372>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked>And sits on your face
>>42703082UNFFFF
>>42617377maybe?
>>42703082whoa mama
>>42703082That's pretty good.
>>42706749no
>>42671332man I love rocks
>>42713061Rocks SUCK.
Fucking hell.This place truly has become Reddit 1.5
>>42713688Why don't you go back there if you think about it so much>
>>42713688Congratulations anon, you made someone SO MAD that they made a brand new thread just so they could reply to your post without giving a (You).You butthurt them into soijak behavior. Very impressive.
Is anyone even still using this thread? It sure seemed like it was just 3-hour bumps for a good week there.
>>42617372So it seems.
>>42617372>Implying this isn't exactly what I want
>>42703082me on the bottom where celestia's sunbutt is smothering
bumping kino
>>42718608glimmer is so smug!
>>42617372>"help" someone lost by turning them into a trannyThese shits deserve Creaturequestria.
>Tranny janny gets so BTFO it wipes half the thread
>>42723244janny classic
>>42617372This is why Rarity is the best pone. Gosh
>>42695818you are LYING.
>>42724076No, i'm in equestria right now ;)
>>42617372I see... So true...
>>42617806guess i'm a object now
Okay, real talk. Why is 90% of Rarity's fanbase a bunch of trannies who want to be dressed up by her? Like I know a ton of Rarity fans and the vast, vast majority of them are trannies.The remaining 10% is porn addicts Rarity would want nothing to do with as a romantic, but that's besides the point
/mlp/ janny is a faggot
>>42617372thanks rarity
>>42726213Who's your favourite pony?
>>42680153delete this
>>42727584Applejack. Rarity is my second favorite. Thought you had me there, huh?
>>42728105so are you the 90% or the 10% as a rarity fan
>>42728122Neither, because I am based
>>42728126So you're not a rarity fan then judging by your comment?
>>42728128Less of a fan and more of a casual Rarity enjoyer. Ceetainly a good pony.
>>42728656Okay then I am a fan. I am a troon, before you ask, but it doesn't change shit. At least I am ashamed of myself like god intended and not RPing out my fantasies on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>42726213She's the most feminine pony with the most feminine interests and hobbies. Of course troons will be drawn to her, they want to BE her.
>>42726213>>42728697Adding on, most people decide their favorite character almost entirely on which one they relate to the most. So out of the mane 6, it's most likely going to be either at Rarity or Fluttershy that a troon will look at and think "She just like me fr fr no cap"
>>42728697What about Fluttershy though? She is at least comparably feminine. Why not choose her as your role model?
>>42728740I think a lot of them do, see>>42728730 . But the thing with Rarity is that she's a lot more glamorous and high flying. She's rich, has amazing fashion sense, is refined and upper class, etc. Unless someone is super introverted, the idea of being Rarity is probably a lot more appealing than the idea of being Fluttershy.
>>42728758>has amazing fashion senseDo we watch the same show? Rarity just sticks gemstones onto shit. I know lorewise she has a great fashion sense, but outside of the show it's tacky and quintessential nouveau riche style.>Unless someone is super introvertedI'd assume they are generally
>>42728786>Rarity just sticks gemstones onto shit.>outside of the show it's tacky and quintessential nouveau riche style.Ok well yes, but like you said, within the context of the show, her fashion sense is supposed to be amazing, hence troons will look at her and think "Oh I'm glamorous and have amazing fashion sense too she just like me fr fr"Besides, have you seen the shit some trannies will wear? They are exactly the types to look at Rarity's "tacky and quintessential nouveau riche style." and think it's unironically the best looking thing ever.
>>42728815I mean were a(n) (aspiring) woman I would also love to be like Rarity. She is kind of a loser and has many faults of femininity but in such a proportion that she remains very likeable and endearing, dare I say.
>>42728815I think a big part in it is that Rarity is realistically someone who could help with expressing femininity if asked. Of all the mane six if one of them were to dress you up in feminine clothes and encourage femininity from you that would probably be Rarity, regardless of everything else.
>>42728697Troons would be more drawn to Fluttershy than Rarity.
>>42617372>God takes pity on youHe's doing it again... Just fuck my shit up without pretending something nice is coming first please?
>>42728730>most people decide their favorite character almost entirely on which one they relate to the mostThey do? I choose my favorite based on which one I'd like to spend time with the most. I love Fluttershy.
>>42729409>I choose my favorite based on which one I'd like to spend timeLike I said, most people. There's always exceptions here and there, but most people, especially normies, if you ask who their favorite character in any series is, their answer is most likely to be "I like X character because I relate to them".Hell, for an MLP related example, just look at Mr.Enter. His favorite pony? Fluttershy. Why? Because he finds her relatable. His least favorite pony? Applejack. Why? Because he doesn't find her relatable.For a lot of normies, this is sadly the extent of their consideration.
>>42729485Not necessarily MLP related but is this really how it works? Even as a kid I think I never liked characters I could personally relate to. I always liked characters who had qualities I loved but if anything those qualities were often the ones I didn't have.
>>42729301They flock to Twilight and everyother pony pales in comparison.
>>42729533>is this really how it works?In my experience, yea. First and foremost reason most people give as why a particular character is their favorite is because they relate to them. Anything else is usually secondary to that.
>>42617372God sends me to Equestria.I question what is this place.I fly to the atmosphere hoping to escape this hellhole.God shoots lighting at me and I get burned alive.FIN.
>>42729778kino
>>42729778Why does god send you to Equestria and then kills you?
>>42730966he just can
>>42617377Fuck you, yes.
>>42731546Bit rude isn't it?
>Dear Princess Celestia,>SEND HELP WE HAVE A RAPIST IN PONYVILLE>HE'S CLIMBING IN MY WINDOW
>>42733150>He's snatching all the ponies up!>We've hidden the foals, hidden our wives, and even our husbands because he's raping everypony!
>>42733150CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MENACE?!
>>42733941Nope... he's just too strong!
>>42733941>that nameWTF
>>42733941would be friends with this horse
god be like"nah fug u"so deep...
>>42671332It seems that we yearn for the rock mines with this one
>>42617372woah...
>>42744252what
>>42745797Yeah right bud
>>42617372kino
>>42729778It's over...
>>42747286No it isn't.
>>42747725For you, probably but for me ohhhh....
>>42617372imagine if God did actually took pity on us haha...
>>42703082I would be so good to her
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Apple Bloom finds you while collecting apples>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her bow>She tries out sorts of knotting techniques on you>Even brings over Sweetie Belle to do some colouring on you>Teaches you how to act like a piece of mane accessory>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful bodacious bow>That's who you are now
>>42750931guess im a inanimate object now
>>42752906Hi, bow.
>>42750931Did they just skin me and make my flesh shaped like a bow?
>>42753595eeyup
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>wake up in a field somewhere>Rainbow Dash finds you while practicing stunts>brings you up to her cloud house>offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you'll have to be her new flying partner>you explain that humans can't fly>she stares at you blankly>you stare back>she finally speaks>"...Oh. Well that's... that's pretty lame. I think I'm gonna...">she slowly pushes you outside her house and shuts the door>this is your life now
>>42754616damn...
>>42617806Alas, I truly see.
>>42617372>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Starlight finds you while flying her kite>Despite all the friendship lessons she does not you to her home>She does not offers you a place to sleep and something to eat>She does not try to do anything with you>She does not introduce you to her friends>She teaches you nothing>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a homeless bum.>That's who you are now
>>42756886Wow! Good job Glimmy!
>>42756886Thank you glimmy, very cool.
>>42756886sad
>>42756886Fug... DDDD:
why god should take pity on us I mean have you seen the shit we make on this board?
>>42758929He forgives sins so its all good.
>>42759728Even the violent art, animations, and lust we have for the ponies we have on this board.
>>42759887First two yeah, but the last... I'd say you'd be going to the second layer of hell for that.
>>42759887Yes.
>>42758929If I pay the priest money, will he get rid of my sins so I can enter Equestria?
>>42761626No that is not how it works anon you have to go to mass and donate money there and then confess for your sins.
>>42761791>No that is not how it worksWhat is "indulgence"?
deus vult
>>42763184Cutie Mark Christian Crusaders to reclaim the holy land!
>>42763474kek nice
>>42617372wut
>>42764775Yes?
>>42765500its weird
may god forbid my soul
>>42617372>The memory of your old life fades like a dreamThat is basically just reincarnation with extra steps. Makes the god's actions redundant. You have already been a mare an infinite number of times, as well as everything else that could possibly exist.
>>42767076Perhaps even (You)? Food for thought.
>>42767452deep...
>>42767076>as well as everything else that could possibly exist.Like?
>>42769451Literally everything. You have been every person in this world. And every person in every possible permutation of earth. Every possible permutation of any habitable planet in every possible universe. You have been fictional characters, you have been animals, AI's anything that could possibly exist with even the slightest spark of subjective experience you have been it. Subjective experience is eternal and unending. The only thing which grounds us into our current self is our memories and personality of this incarnation.
>>42769864Of course you don't remember. Memories are stored in the flesh and when the flesh dies they cease to exist. What continues is the raw experience of being.
>>42769876I personally believe that the ascended soul in "heaven" can "view" any of the memories it's had in its incarnations and "relive" those moments.
>>42769897Souls probably don't exist in this universe. But even if there were souls, reincarnation based on souls is a completely separate thing to the unending continuation of subjective experience. Souls are finite and like all things eventually die. But even after the soul dies, subjective experience continues.
>>42769876>Memories are stored in the fleshIsn't it in the brain?
>>42770887Same thing, no?
>>42771491sure
>>42617372k good for u anon
rarity moment
>>42617372Excellent.
>>42756886oh thank god I saw the pic and I thought it was going to be brapfag
>>42773747Don't bring that faggot in.
>>42774277It's all good
>>42617372God sucks.
>>42775262Hid us good anon. Atheists like you for some reason are worked up when even the word god is mentioned why is that?
>>42775475“God” at the beginning sorry autocorrect.
>>42617372This is actually really hot though. I wouldn't want to be forced into it, or do it full time, but getting dressed up and treated like a lady by Rarity sound really fun. I'd want her to train me for risky outings, trying to slip into canterlot high society without anyone noticing I'm just a colt playing pretend.
>>42775475>>42775480>phoneposting christcuck
>>42775883Didn’t answer the question always trying to divert the attention typical. You know god can shoot lightning at you for such a thing.
>>42775892Why god doesn't shoot lightning at the invaders then huh? Why don't you have the holy land aka Jerusalem?
>>42775892I thought god was merciful?
>>42776282Well for catholics we have the Vatican which is Italy which is better anyways if Christian’s got Israel we would of gotten accused of genocide and Muslims would of attack us due to how bad the holy land has gotten. So I consider it better. I am saying god can shoot lightning at you because he created lightning and lightning can kill you and what invaders are you talking about.
>>42776403God is merciful. I was just making a joke don’t take everything anyone says too seriously.
>>42776416I believe you anon.
>>42776416Ah you're alright, nonny.
>>42763474Is there any images based on that or no?
>>42776416Joke?
>>42777694yeah god is a joke >:)
>>42778143No he is not god loves us and he loves you he created all of us and has mercy on all of us even degenerates like us. <:D
>>42754810>nobody ever commented on this oneSad.
>>42778933>begging for attentiondesu
get a room you two
>>42778933What if I commented on your reply? Would that count?
>>42778514This makes me wonder if the ponies would also made in the image of god or were only humans made in the image of god.
>>42782397isn't everything technically made in the image of god otherwise it wouldn't exist?
>>42782405I guess that is true anon. But won’t unicorns using magic be seen as witchcraft and against god?
>>42782471Unicorn magic isn’t seen as witchcraft in Mlp retard.
>>42782471Also god made magic. Not really witchcraft.
so what are your thoughts on god
>>42783259hes ok
>>42783259Overrated.
>>42784471You're going to hell
>>42784471I mean god is really popular but overrated is not the word to describe it.
>>42785044Hell is a bad and firey place.
>>42785179So is the earth.
>>42785827If you're poor.
>>42786229or a thirdie
*ahem* Christcucks
>>42786783Athiest scum is not welcome here.
>>42787220cope
>>42787665Projection.
>>42788006Seethe
>>42788556Cry about it.
>>42789018Says you
>>42789220I see the tears behind the screen. Find god. You don’t want to suffer eternal damnation believe me.
>>42789282You're projecting.
>>42789282>he thinks god is realLOL
>>42790262Yes.
>>42790262>retard thinks I am a heLOL
This thread had so much potential. Absolutely wasted on retards arguing.
>>42791496Retard found opinion rejected.
>>42642346Who is this pony?
>>42791208So? Let us have fun.
>>42792441What you want to argue retard. That sounds lame.
>>42792708I don't know...
>>42791208>This thread had so much potential.Not really.
>>42763474>>42777319
>>42793609DEUS VULT FILLIES!
>>42793609pony crusade against griffons and saddle arabians
>>42793880>>42794382>>42794722
>>42795057Nice.
anything beats existing in 2025 America as an ugly man with no friends and no career wiling away my last few days of relative comfort before everything falls apart, the winter sets in and I die of hypothermia
>>42795678very true
>>42795374
>>42795678I mean it beats literally anything than being on Earth to be fair, not just in your situation and more.
>>42796494love these crusading pony art
>>42795678You alright, buddy?
>>42797227
>>42797749He'll be fine.
>>42797886nice, those saddle arabians won't be able to invade Equestria now!
>>42798392>he doesn't knowTwilight has opened the borders goy
>>42798710DAMN YOU GRIFFONS
>>42733941lol wut
>>42799777checked, trips of crusaders
>>42799777Saddle Arabians BTFO
all pones are christian.
>>42801183Equestrian ones, yes.
>>42802057how do they even put that armor on
>>42802548Rarity puts it on for them.
>>42795678jesus christ that image is me except for the part where someone asks "are u okay bro" and I got really good at getting through this week over the yearsAnyway I'd probably go mad if I were sent to Equestria because I am obsessed with purity and my presence in that world would be a horrific anomaly. I'd have to go die in a cave or something
>>42802926Seems a bit too mych work
>>42803965irl females spend hours trying on different outfits.
>>42804069for what reason
>>42804452Women. All you need to know.
>>42804880Sigh...
>>42617372Thanks, Rarity.
>>42802057so much swag
>>42803614I would probably live in a cave in the everfree too. Still be better than the life I live today.
>>42806494Nah, it'd be worse for you.
Christian board.
>>42807096Cutie Mark Crusaders found Jesus!
>>42807096>>42807206Wasn't Islan the religion that had a pegasus?
>>42642513you anons are so CUTE!
>>42807226Pegauses are a greek invention, dummy. Orthodox.
>>42807362Eastern Orthodox is still apart of Christianity.
>>42807546Of course, I was explaining to >>42807226 that he got it wrong.
>>42750642if you cant be good to yourself in this life what makes you think you have the skills to be good to somepony else?
>>42775475>>42775262I worship Celestia.
>>42791196>they think god is realLMAO
>>42807765>they think we originated from monkeys.LMAO
>>42807765Don’t argue anons this thread isn’t the place for arguing.
>>42807910I mean to be fair there is a lot of arguing on this board in general
>>42617372God is good.
>>42808688is great*
>>42807910where do you think we are
>>42807815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIIl2NnVRI&list=PLXJ4dsU0oGMLnubJLPuw0dzD0AvAHAotW&index=37Some material to consider.
>>42809488literal crusaders of the cutie mark
>>42807206It’s Jesus!
>>42803614Equestria has evil like Tirek and starlight glimmer. The world isn't innately pure, it's the ponies that make it pure.
>>42810083indeed
>>42810083Halleluiah!
>>42810904Has risen.
>>42810938on deez nuts
>>42812616Jesse what the fuck are you going on about?
>>42813205same energy
>>42813277Is this from the adventures of sonic the hedgehog show or the early comics?Also canonically sonic visited an orthodox priest in Greece so this makes sense. Also this explains why sonic keeps winning against eggman.
>>42813287If Gregorios is a christian orthodox priest, is there a reason that there's a different god in Unleashed (Gaia) which nearly causes the end of the worldAnd a god of chaoAnd an avatar of time
>>42813298I mean the great flood did happen in our world which wiped out humanity so I won’t be surprised if god did that again.
>>42813332I dunno about "our" world, anon, since...there's no flood layer large enough to account for something like that. But it certainly conflicts with the notion of an omni-benevolent deity.
>>42813277kek perfect
>>42814003Who keeps making these?
>>42814459some artist named "mlp trailgrazer
>>42756886She actually took me home and fed me. I know eat her slimy, unwashed farting ponut for every meal.
>>42814616>t. Sunburst
>>42814594Oh ok thanks.
>>42814594is the globe icon thingy supposed to direct you to a place?
>>42818260...No?
>>42819774fluttershy if she evil
>>42819774fluttershy if she BASED.
>>42819774Names her Bunny Angel. Is genuinely a good soul. I think Fluttershy would like Jesus and his beliefs he shares.
>>42822174She'd preach the bible well to the other ponies.
>>42807096Cutie Mark Easter Bunnies!
>>42822174i wish fluttershy could read the bible to me
>>42823727Why
>>42824196just give it up dude. this thread has over 400 posts and none of them are good. that's not going to change.
>>42824212what threads do you use so I can say the same for them them, coward.
>>42822174Wouldn't the bible be different in Equestria? What is the Jerusalem and Bethlehem of Equestria?
>>42617825It's been too many moons since I had physical contact, please let this happen
bible with mares
>>42825595
>>42825913I want dashie to read me the bible
>>42826469Same.
>>42825913shouldn't she already of read the bible?
>>42827423Uh... yeah... totally...
>>42825595>>42825913>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Rainbowdash finds you while singing hymns and spiritual songs>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to study bible with her>She tries out all sorts of verses with you>Even brings over Applejack to pray for you>Teaches you how to act like a saint>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a buddhist monk>How the fuck did that happen?
>>42827995kek at least I didn't become any sort of islamic nonsense
>>42827995Is the Buddha in Equestria? The more you know.
>>42827423I get Twilight Sparkle is a good reader but how would she already read the bible if it barely exists in equestria. Christmas doesn't even exist in Equestria only Hearthswarming. I am saying this as a Christian myself btw.
>>42827995How would the ponies even know of the bible? Especially Rainbow Dash she has too much of an ego for herself to pay attention to anything else. Applejack would just teach you how to make apple juice. If the ponies do find out about Christianity would they like it? Or will Princess Celestia send an lighting strike to electrocute them or something. Do they even see Celestia as a god or something they are too weak in my point of view they barely defeated a dragon by themselves.
>>42828618>How would the ponies even know of the bible?I presume they would have their own version with their own Equestrian Jesus pony.
>>42829253I mean the have saddle Arabia so it is possible to have their own pony version of Israel in Equestria.
>>42829499>their own pony version of Israel in Equestria.Yeah that's Griffonstone.
>>42829939the land was promised to us 3000 years ago by borealis, ponyim.
>>42831423unf nun mare
>>42831423she can read me the bible any day lol
>>42831423Beauty.
>>42824920>It's been too many moons since I had physical contact, please let this happenWhat about your parents? I'm sure they can give you a hug.
>>42833410He meant with a woman but was leaving that part out.
>>42833966so had he been touching other anons? sounds kinda gay ngl
>>42833961Kek
>>42835469im not a heretic ;(
>>42617372Doesn't God shoot lightning at you if you disagree with him or something?
>>42803614>my presence in that world would be a horrific anomaly.Felt that. Trouble follows me everywhere. I Just hope there's some purification ritual where I'm cleansed of whatever demons have attached to me. Before going to Equestria.I'm not even sure I'll make it, bros.
>>42795678>hypothermiaWhat are you Canadian or something. There's a thing called fire.
>>42835821Only at the biggest heretics not protected by the devil.
>>42835821What makes you think that?
luna if she was actually a goddess
>>42837041What in gods name is that and how coke Twilight isn't scared of it.
>>42837139dont worry celestia said she's her sister so the eyeball monster is actually good now
>>42837139"Come"
>>42837144That thing can speak? With hat mouth?
>>42837149"What"
>>42837152holy shit it speaks
>>42837041that is NOT luna!!!
>>42838415Deus Vult Crusaders!
Kill those Saddle Arabians and griffons!
>>42838854Racist
>>42839013so?
>>42839492Racism is not allowed outside of /b/.
>>42839992It's not real.
>>42840422heavy helmets lol
>>42840422SLIM SHADY? IS THAT A ENIMEM REFERENCE!!!
>>42840933Anon...
>>42841329what
>>42841925That's the pony name.
>>42842465Oh
>>42617372>LeBron takes pity on you after seeing how often your ankles are broken and sends you to NBAquestria>Wake up on bleachers somewhere>Rarity finds you while practicing her 3-point dunks>Brings you to her home court>Offers you a place to practice and some gatorade but in exchange you have to be on her team>She tries all her moves on you>Even brings over Twilight to practice drills>Teaches you how to shoot 3-pointers>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>Look into the locker room mirror and see a baller>That's who you are now
>>42843443I guess we ballerin now
>>42843443WELCOME TO THE GRAND SLAM!
>>42843443kek.
>>42843411UNF buttble? hot
>>42843443Brilliant.
>>42843411Now THAT is what i'll worship (pony butts)
>>42845956Now who created pony butts. (God). God created everything even sex. If some of you think god hates sex then he wouldn’t have created it in the first place.
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Pinkie Pie finds you while handing out birthday invitations>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her party planner buddy>She tries out all her recipes and group activities on you>Even brings over Twilight to celebrate with you>Teaches you how to act like a good host>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a happy, content man who brings joy to others>That's who you are now>Pinkie Pie tells you to stop looking at the mirror all wistfully, your friends are here!
>>42846086I want to be miserable, Pinkie Pie. Parties aren't just for me anymore.
>>42846839>Pinkie parties are for everypony, silly billy! They're not just for popular or outgoing ponies. If you experience some happiness, you'll remember it feels so much better than misery!
>>42843443Kek.
>>42846086kino, ending off with a banger. good thread
>>42846961Thank you! It was a great thread.
>>42617372tranny thread
