>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Rarity finds you while collecting gems>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her doll>She tries out all her dresses on you>Even brings over Twilight to do some beautifying magic on you>Teaches you how to act like a lady>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful mare>That's who you are now
>>42617372That's who you've always been, OP.
Anon, I know you're thinking of replying to this thread, but before you do, really ask yourself... is it worth it? Is there truly NOTHING better for you to do at this moment?
>>42617372>unsheathes mare cock and fucks Rarara in her white powdered donutEven in mare I Grug
>>42617372Okay my turn I coom in raras pillowly plot
>>42617378Twilight's magic made your private parts go away, Anon.
>>42617372>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her dollNo. I'll live in a goddamn garbage can if I have to. She'll never take away my FREEDOM.
>>42617372
>>42617381Too bad Anon is Rarity's. The cock stays on while dress making babe .
>>42617372I use my marecock to rape every mare in equestria
>>42617372I'm not trans but it's better than being a fuckin ugly man, desu
>>42617552I hear a cracking noise...
>>42617571the whole egg cracking thing is so unbelievably disgusting that i'm surprised even normalfags aren't upset about itit's textbook grooming
>>42617580There's lots of controversy surrounding actively pushing people within the community itself, from what I've seen. Frankly though I think the idea that normal dudes getting talked into being girls is a real problem is just the modern day version of 4channers freaking out about pozzers. Freaks exist but they're not a meaningful portion of society.
>>42617580this is why there's something called the Egg Prime Directive. You can't force transness on someone who's figuring things out. Nobody is an egg except in retrospect.
I thought Elio threads went on /co/.
I wish I was a little colt sucking on Milky Way's HUMONGOUS teats
>>42617395Based. Being a schizo in Equestria living in a garbage can sounds kino.
>>42617697Equestrians would definitely appreciate their snarky garbage monster.
>>42617372Nope, God would make me a stallion and I'd marry linky and have 5 foals
>>42617372I want my dick back. But I deserve this for a lifetime of fapping.
>>42617372So that's why Equestria has so many Mares.They are just the remains of humans who have stumbled into Equestria.Now that's actually kind of dark.
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Twilight finds you while collecting books>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her cum jar>She tries out all sort of techniques on you>Even brings over Fluttershy to do some cumming on you>Teaches you how to act like a container>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a glass jar>That's who you are now
>>42617806You can avoid this fate if you're good at cooking.
>>42617806>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Fluttershy finds you while collecting food for her animals>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to cuddle with her>She tries out all sort of cuddling positions on you>Even brings over Pinkie Pie to do a cuddle party together>Teaches you how to act like a plushy>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a pampered pet>That's who you are now
>>42617786>>42617534>>42617518>>42617375>>42617205Can you stop spamming my name? I need a personal dicksucker just as much as I need that schizo with a hateboner for me. Which is: not at all. I just don't want my name to be added to 4chan's autospam filter.
>>42617372Do I still have a dick and am just a cute trap or am I an actual mare?>stallion comes to the boutique looking to buy a dress for his sister>put it on for him>he gets horny>end up sucking his dick in the changing room
>>42617372Honestly if I get to keep my dick it wouldn't be half bad. Being a femcolt unicorn in Equestria sounds pretty fun
>>42617746based linkychad
>>42617828>tfw my attenpt to make the schizo mad only made things worse
I'd like to be Rarara's doll in a different way. She giggles when she sees my little tallywhacker.
>>42617825>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Lyra finds you while reading a book about monkeys>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have tell her about human anatomy, society and so on.>She listens to you in one breathe and write down everything what you said.>Even brings over Twilight Sparkle to write a folie on humans>Teaches you how to be lab rat>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the glass shard and see a feral creature, which sitting in a cage >That's who you are now>You've heard Lyra preparing tools for your vivisection (you are already don't understand speech, you're speechless and your thought process is vague scraps of memories and thoughts of your next feeding).
>>42617697>>42617705
>>42617801Based and dark TF is best TF.
>>42617372Well I accept my fate then.
>>42617666Dumb milktranny
>>42617746I'm going to spear your wife and eat her, orphaning your children forever.
>>42619206They'll still have a farther dummy.
>>42619193>projection
>>42617372yes please>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful marenevermind i didnt read all the way to the end
>>42617825I love her so much bros...
>>42617372BASED
>>42619855No takesies backsies.
>>42620655RIP
>>42620655i dont wanna be a mare!
>>42621316it's over for you bro...
>>42621594over my dead body
>>42618507that's a spooky pony
>>42617697indeed
>>42622999Nice trips.
>>42619403>fartherare glimmyglubbas really THIS brapbrained...?
>>42619206My foals and I would use our Earth Pony Magic (guns) and shoot you before you could lay a single spear into Linky
>>42623530glimmerflags have their brains replaced with farts
>>42623726based linkychad saving the day
>>42624376big if true
>>42617372>rape
>>42617571>>42617580what's the deal with having your testicles cracked?
>>42623726You'll be blocked at the gate and evaporated trying to get that shit through the portal.
>>42625371Same for you, faggot.
>>42625374>He thinks spears can't get made in Equestria
>>42625379Same can be said for guns, dummy.
>>42617814That's impossible!
>>42625644how?
>>42625387>He thinks he can make a gunlol, lmao even.
>>42626598>what is magicYou can use magic to make the materials needed for a gun. Boom!
>>42625644It's really easy.
>>42626836>Magic materials because... reasons>You still are retarded and don't know how it goes together.>Meanwhile your 'waif' has already been speared because anyone can find a sharp rock and a stick to glue togetherKWAB
>>42618507what is this
>>42628007oh
>>42617828Huh?
>>42627442Pony sleep paralysis creature.
>>42629129Creepy!
>>42626932original linkyposter from the first post; I said the guns are magic. now die, nigger
>>42629745No, you said guns are earth pony magic, which is blatantly false coping [headcanon]. And since you're retarded you think guns are magic. You're going to deal with being a widow, sorry not sorry
linkychad won
>>42629897...the failed to protect his waifu award.
>>42629897...because he is mega based
>>42629745Original spearposter from the first reply. It doesn't matter. I'm going to hunt down your wife and eat her like the prey animal she is, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now seethe, widower.
Can we just go back to the original point of this thread? Which is talking about how wonderful it would be to become a pretty femcolt in Equestria. Truly god's ultimate form of pitty for having to live in this shitty human world
>>42630710No. That's gay. This is a spearchad thread now, and Linky's days are numbered.
>>42617372>be you>be sissy girly fruitcake crossdressing faggarino diddly trap ladyboy toy for Rarity>you're not gay though, just enjoy living rent free>Rarity comes into the living room to find you dusting her antiques and uses her magic to tighten your corset, making you arch your back slightly>you dont pay it any mind, you've accepted your fate>"Anonymous, dearie, you missed a spot!">eyebrowraised.jpg>you can't find what she's talking about on the shelves, they're spotless>turning around, you start to tell her there's nothing left to clean only for her to spit in your eye before giggling as she clip clops off into her studio>you sigh, wipe the spit off your face, and start to put the duster away in the broom closet>this is your life now>you are Sissy Anon
>>42632099guess we're sissies now
>>42632103>after getting your cleaning supplies put away, you go to grab your heels so you can run errands for Rarity>typical stuff, really>pick up groceries>pass out some business cards>offer your services as Raritys whore to any stallion that's willing to pay her fees>typical stuff>at first you said you drew the line at the clothes, but Rarity said she'd send you to live with Fluttershy if you refused her will again>now you do your best to avoid all the stallions in town, as the lot of them are willing to drop 10 bits for an hour to play with your holes>you're not gay>you're not>apparently you look really cute with a cock slapping your face>and sure, you've gotten really good at satisfying your superiors, as humans don't have basic pony rights in Equestria>but you're not gay>you totally don't want that stallion who's walking towards you to pin you down and deflower your tight anus once again>roughing up your frilly dress, making your mascara run down your face as you cry, whimper, and beg for him to finish inside you>you HATE that>it's just... you're a good girl so you're not allowed to be rude and run>yeah, youre not gay obviously>you're just a very good girl
>>42632139very straight stuff we're doing lel
>>42632155>you wipe the sticky, warm seed from your lips as the stallion tussles your curly hair around whilst chuckling>"That Rarity really found a good use for you heh.">your lady training kicks in and you giggle half heartedly while waving him away>after he's gone you get up and start to straighten yourself out because, as you know, you're not gay>Rarity insisted you'd look adorable with curly hair and highlights and that it'd pair well with the outfits she makes for you>didn't even have to work for the curls either, Twilight zapped them into you while bringing in your waistline and making your ass plumper>gotta admit, you look fantastic even before you paint your face with makeup every morning>if more mares were into pegging you'd be drowning in horse pussy>alas, it's mostly stallions that corner you>Rarity set up a system where when somepony wants a go at you all they have to do is give her 10 bits and she gives them a little gitter covered pass>somepony gives you that pass?>you're there's for around an hour>honestly, you miss when she'd have you collect the bits upfront>at least then you could pocket a few and get some beers with Rainbow Dash>then again, Rainbow Dash is probably the one who snitched on you>anyways, you got milk and eggs to pick up for your mistress>you finish dusting off your dress and touching up your makeup so that you can move on with your day>you turn around, and are faced with a line of every stallion in town that stretches at least a couple blocks>each of them holds an extra gitter covered Anon Pass"Oh yeah, it's the first of the month...">discount day as Rarity calls it>you can already fill the lock jaw and hemorrhoids coming on>your penis shivers with excitement, but does not get hard>I mean, you're NOT gay, why would it get hard??
>>42632205Woah, that popular with almost every pony?!
>>42632205Bros about to get fucked so hard he's going to turn fully into a mare. Then he can like stallions without it being gay.
>"Annie darling, I'm going to a picnic with my friends. Take care of the boutique while I'm gone, alright?">Be Annie>Formerly Anon >Formerly human"Yes, Miss Rarity. Have fun with your friends!">You wave goodbye at your boss as she leaves>You can feel your dick hardening already>A good while ago you arrived to Equestria as a unicorn stallion>Miss Rarity took you in and gave you food, a place to stay and an improved body>Even though you are still a stallion you're essentially a tall mare by all practical means>Even Fleur can't compete with you>Your emerald coat and flowy black mane can even give Celestia a run for her money>Sure, Rarity may have altered your body to her own liking but that doesn't mean you're her slave >You are an independent femcolt with your own free will>That means you can get a bit... rebellious while Rarity is away>A stallion enters and you lick your lips>He must have seen her heading out>"Hello, I'm looking for somepony to 'model' for me">You're rock hard now>So is he"Right away sir, please follow me." >You lead him into one of the dressing rooms>Start out with a lap dance>He caresses your flank tenderly before giving it a spank>You shiver with pleasure>It doesn't take long before he's fucking your ponut like his life depended on it>Like the proper whorse you are you lick his dick clean afterwards and give it a goodbye kiss>He pays you handsomely once he leaves>Since you're doing this in secret it all goes to you>As you exit the dressing room you see another stallion already waiting>You love your life in Equestira
>>42633426truly the town's bicycle lol
>>42633426Unf
Bump
>>42633426>ATMRuined
>>42635642same
>>42633426hawt
>>42635642Why???
>>42635295Agree.I wanna get paid in cash for my services, possibly thrown at my cum-covered face and be called a whore one last time before he leaves.
>>42636986We just don't know
>>42626598NTA but i could make a canon, that´s cooler
>>42637315...In real life?
>>42638537WTF
>>42638105>>42638105Cannon*minor spelling mistake
>>42637315How much
SEXO
>>42639446A hundred bits. No creatures, ponies only. Kirin are fine too.
>>42640192>No creatures>kirins are fineSkirting around the rules, no?
good thread go uppies
>>42640686Sex with a fluffy kirin stallion though..
>>42641520unf that'd be heaven
Become ungovernable.
>>42629772You type like somepony without running water. Linky would eat you
>>42617377Fine I'll get out of bed and go eat something MOM
>>42642513eat some SPAGHETTI!
LinkyGOD won
>>42617377no
>>42617377yeah
>>42633426Niiice
>>42642346alien mare scares me :(
>>42645154Don't be afraid.
>>42648421im fucking scared
>>42617377Yeah? I'm bored.
>>42652684Then get a hobby.
>>42654548uhh i'd rather not
>>42655498Then you'll be bored forever.
blip
>>42657441Thank you glimmer!
>>42658021Which glimmer flag?
>>42659957Not the fart one that's for sure.
>>42661462thank god
>>42657441wut
>>42663653Bloop.
>>42664876lol
>>42663653>>42664876>>42665643This thread is shit. Let it die, you imbeciles.
>>42666268Fuck you. It's funny to keep it going
Ponies are really cool!
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Celestia finds you while collecting salt>Brings you to her home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her filly>She tries out all sorts of diapers and pacifiers on you>Even brings over Luna to play with you>Teaches you how to act your age>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see Sweetie Belle>That's who you are now
>>42668813Don't let Rarity know!
>>42668813lol
>>42670275Why?
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria>Wake up in a field somewhere>Maud Pie finds you while rotating the rocks on the farm>Brings you back home>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to tend to rocks>She shows you how to pick up rocks>Even brings over her sisters to show you other ways to work with rocks>Teaches you where rocks are supposed to go at various points in their growth cycles>The memory of your old life fades like a dream>You look into the mirror and see a guy who picks up rocks>That's who you are now
>>42671332I guess we're going to the mines now getting rock and stone
>>42672350DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
ROOOCK AND STOOONE!
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!
>>42671332rock mindset
>>42666268bumping for you
>>42677027Based.
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria >Wake up in a field somewhere >Derpy finds you while she's derping around >Brings you to her home >Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her friend >She shares her muffins with you >Even gives you a hug>Fast forward some months >You're married and she's pregnant >The memory of your old life fades like a dream >You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare >This is your life now
>>42678974I was really hoping it would be>but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for herbut this is very cute too.
>>42679041>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria >Wake up in a field somewhere >Derpy finds you while she's derping around >Brings you to her home >Offers you a place to sleep, but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for her>She invades your personal space with lots of hugs>Even gives you a kiss >Fast forward some months >You're married and she's pregnant >The memory of your old life fades like a dream >You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare >This is your life now
>God takes pity on you by doing nothing>Wake up>Go to the PC and turn it on>Shitpost on /mlp/>Eat takeaway with NEET money>Go back to sleep>Nothing has changed
>>42680153damn...
>>42680153That's just what everyone on this board does...
>>42617372>>God takes pity on youHahaAhaahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
>>42682449If god truly took pity on us then we'd be in Equestria by now but alas.
>>42680153Geez, no need to call me out like this
>>42680153where is the fantasy in this??? I hate realism!
>>42684576Anon...
>>42685397what?
>>42680153>God takes pity on you by doing nothing>Wake up>Go to the PC and turn it on>Shitpost on /mlp/>Go to work>Go back to sleep>Nothing has changed
>>42686700Not much has changed yet it's still all dreary...
>>42682449>having a seizure at the mention of sky daddy>reddit spacing checks out
>God takes pity>wake up>you're still on earth>sit down>weep for Equestria has not opened it's doors yet
>>42689477Soon, trust the plan and the good boys will enter Equestria.
>>42690275The who now?
>>42617666Whatever, satan.
>>42692731I still want that milk.
>>42689477bro...
>>42690275two more weeks. just two more weeks. all we have to do is wait two more weeks. two more weeks and it will all be over. two more weeks and the horror will end
>>426941802 more weeks is 2 more weeks it's reachable
>>42694996Yeah... I wish.
HOLY SHIT GUYS THE PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA OPENED UP WISH ME LUCK GUYS
>>42695818Make sure you don't wake up somewhere in a field!
>>42695828I don't get it.
>>42695818Oh where? Tell me!
>>42697099How many threads are you constantly bumping?
>>42697099He won't tell.
>>42697759damn... I hope it's not somewhere in the artic or someone's basement
>>42698208its in MY basement and YOU'RE not invited.
>>42698715fuck you im breaking in
>>42699184STOP
>>42698715You don't have it otherwise you wouldn't be typing here.
>>42617372god never takes pity for suffering must happen for his entertainment
>>42617372God took pity on me and I went to heaven judging by the description. Sounds like a good life.
>>42617372>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked>And sits on your face
>>42703082UNFFFF
>>42617377maybe?
>>42703082whoa mama
>>42617372please take pity on me god
>>42705771He hasn't taken pity to any of us, Anon. Get in line.
>>42706262Must be a big ass line to get a simple pity off god just so we can go to Equestria
>>42706262You have to have faith in God for God to take pity on you.
>>42705771The price for the pity of God is you adopting snowpity.
>>42707141That I can do. Snowpity for days!
>>42707141Leading man astray from salvation builds a road to the destruction of your soul.
>>42708315stop speaking nonsense
>>42703082That's pretty good.
>>42706749no
>>42708526Repent and seek wisdom
>>42710665Not repenting for nothing.
>>42710698You choose your own damnation. Equestria not included.
>>42711101Mister, I don't think I like your attitude.
>>42711280The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction
>>42711458Kill yourself christcuck
>>42711852 If you keep rejecting God, he may just close the door on you earlier than you would ever want.
>>42711949he is not real
>>42712620this.
>>42671332man I love rocks
>>42713061Rocks SUCK.
Fucking hell.This place truly has become Reddit 1.5
>>42713688Why don't you go back there if you think about it so much>
>>42713688Congratulations anon, you made someone SO MAD that they made a brand new thread just so they could reply to your post without giving a (You).You butthurt them into soijak behavior. Very impressive.
Is anyone even still using this thread? It sure seemed like it was just 3-hour bumps for a good week there.
>>42617372So it seems.
>>42710665christcuck classic
>>42716010Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, But he who hates reproof is stupid.
>>42716026??? what
>>42716094Just don't mind the bible thumping faggot.
>>42716611>comes to a thread asking for God's pity>mocks God's word and God himself>thinks it will see Equestria ever
>>42716680Yes, I will see Equestria because there IS no god.
>>42717157
>>42717290cope and seethe christcuck
>>42717290Nice selfie.
>>42617372>Implying this isn't exactly what I want
>>42703082me on the bottom where celestia's sunbutt is smothering
bumping kino
>>42717647>>42718146Same fedora
>>42718608glimmer is so smug!
>>42718734Yes, that's you.
>>42720507Why do you keep swishing your trenchcoat?