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>>42617372
That's who you've always been, OP.

Anon, I know you're thinking of replying to this thread, but before you do, really ask yourself... is it worth it? Is there truly NOTHING better for you to do at this moment?

>>42617372
>unsheathes mare cock and fucks Rarara in her white powdered donut
Even in mare I Grug

>>42617372
Okay my turn
I coom in raras pillowly plot

>>42617378
Twilight's magic made your private parts go away, Anon.

>>42617372
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her doll
No. I'll live in a goddamn garbage can if I have to. She'll never take away my FREEDOM.

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>>42617372

>>42617381
Too bad Anon is Rarity's. The cock stays on while dress making babe .

>>42617372
I use my marecock to rape every mare in equestria

>>42617372
I'm not trans but it's better than being a fuckin ugly man, desu

>>42617552
I hear a cracking noise...

>>42617571
the whole egg cracking thing is so unbelievably disgusting that i'm surprised even normalfags aren't upset about it
it's textbook grooming

>>42617580
There's lots of controversy surrounding actively pushing people within the community itself, from what I've seen. Frankly though I think the idea that normal dudes getting talked into being girls is a real problem is just the modern day version of 4channers freaking out about pozzers. Freaks exist but they're not a meaningful portion of society.

>>42617580
this is why there's something called the Egg Prime Directive. You can't force transness on someone who's figuring things out. Nobody is an egg except in retrospect.

I thought Elio threads went on /co/.

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I wish I was a little colt sucking on Milky Way's HUMONGOUS teats

>>42617395
Based. Being a schizo in Equestria living in a garbage can sounds kino.

>>42617697
Equestrians would definitely appreciate their snarky garbage monster.

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>>42617372
Nope, God would make me a stallion and I'd marry linky and have 5 foals

>>42617372
I want my dick back. But I deserve this for a lifetime of fapping.

>>42617372
So that's why Equestria has so many Mares.
They are just the remains of humans who have stumbled into Equestria.
Now that's actually kind of dark.

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>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Twilight finds you while collecting books
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her cum jar
>She tries out all sort of techniques on you
>Even brings over Fluttershy to do some cumming on you
>Teaches you how to act like a container
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a glass jar
>That's who you are now

>>42617806
You can avoid this fate if you're good at cooking.

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>>42617806
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Fluttershy finds you while collecting food for her animals
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to cuddle with her
>She tries out all sort of cuddling positions on you
>Even brings over Pinkie Pie to do a cuddle party together
>Teaches you how to act like a plushy
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a pampered pet
>That's who you are now

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>>42617786
>>42617534
>>42617518
>>42617375
>>42617205
Can you stop spamming my name? I need a personal dicksucker just as much as I need that schizo with a hateboner for me. Which is: not at all. I just don't want my name to be added to 4chan's autospam filter.

>>42617372
Do I still have a dick and am just a cute trap or am I an actual mare?
>stallion comes to the boutique looking to buy a dress for his sister
>put it on for him
>he gets horny
>end up sucking his dick in the changing room

>>42617372
Honestly if I get to keep my dick it wouldn't be half bad. Being a femcolt unicorn in Equestria sounds pretty fun

>>42617746
based linkychad

>>42617828
>tfw my attenpt to make the schizo mad only made things worse

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I'd like to be Rarara's doll in a different way. She giggles when she sees my little tallywhacker.

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>>42617825
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Lyra finds you while reading a book about monkeys
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have tell her about human anatomy, society and so on.
>She listens to you in one breathe and write down everything what you said.
>Even brings over Twilight Sparkle to write a folie on humans
>Teaches you how to be lab rat
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the glass shard and see a feral creature, which sitting in a cage
>That's who you are now
>You've heard Lyra preparing tools for your vivisection (you are already don't understand speech, you're speechless and your thought process is vague scraps of memories and thoughts of your next feeding).

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>>42617697
>>42617705

>>42617801
Based and dark TF is best TF.

>>42617372
Well I accept my fate then.

>>42617666
Dumb milktranny

>>42617746
I'm going to spear your wife and eat her, orphaning your children forever.

>>42619206
They'll still have a farther dummy.

>>42619193
>projection

>>42617372
yes please
>You look into the mirror and see a beautiful mare
nevermind i didnt read all the way to the end

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>>42617825
I love her so much bros...

>>42617372
BASED

>>42619855
No takesies backsies.

>>42620655
RIP

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>>42620655
i dont wanna be a mare!

>>42621316
it's over for you bro...

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>>42621594
over my dead body

>>42618507
that's a spooky pony

>>42617697
indeed

>>42622999
Nice trips.

>>42619403
>farther
are glimmyglubbas really THIS brapbrained...?

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>>42619206
My foals and I would use our Earth Pony Magic (guns) and shoot you before you could lay a single spear into Linky

>>42623530
glimmerflags have their brains replaced with farts

>>42623726
based linkychad saving the day

>>42624376
big if true

>>42617372
>rape

>>42617571
>>42617580
what's the deal with having your testicles cracked?

>>42623726
You'll be blocked at the gate and evaporated trying to get that shit through the portal.

>>42625371
Same for you, faggot.

>>42625374
>He thinks spears can't get made in Equestria

>>42625379
Same can be said for guns, dummy.

>>42617814
That's impossible!

>>42625644
how?

>>42625387
>He thinks he can make a gun
lol, lmao even.

>>42626598
>what is magic
You can use magic to make the materials needed for a gun. Boom!

>>42625644
It's really easy.

>>42626836
>Magic materials because... reasons
>You still are retarded and don't know how it goes together.
>Meanwhile your 'waif' has already been speared because anyone can find a sharp rock and a stick to glue together
KWAB

>>42618507
what is this

>>42628007
oh

>>42617828
Huh?

>>42627442
Pony sleep paralysis creature.

>>42629129
Creepy!

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>>42626932
original linkyposter from the first post; I said the guns are magic. now die, nigger

>>42629745
No, you said guns are earth pony magic, which is blatantly false coping [headcanon]. And since you're retarded you think guns are magic.

You're going to deal with being a widow, sorry not sorry

linkychad won

>>42629897
...the failed to protect his waifu award.

>>42629897
...because he is mega based

>>42629745
Original spearposter from the first reply. It doesn't matter. I'm going to hunt down your wife and eat her like the prey animal she is, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now seethe, widower.

Can we just go back to the original point of this thread? Which is talking about how wonderful it would be to become a pretty femcolt in Equestria. Truly god's ultimate form of pitty for having to live in this shitty human world

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>>42630710
No. That's gay. This is a spearchad thread now, and Linky's days are numbered.

>>42617372
>be you
>be sissy girly fruitcake crossdressing faggarino diddly trap ladyboy toy for Rarity
>you're not gay though, just enjoy living rent free
>Rarity comes into the living room to find you dusting her antiques and uses her magic to tighten your corset, making you arch your back slightly
>you dont pay it any mind, you've accepted your fate
>"Anonymous, dearie, you missed a spot!"
>eyebrowraised.jpg
>you can't find what she's talking about on the shelves, they're spotless
>turning around, you start to tell her there's nothing left to clean only for her to spit in your eye before giggling as she clip clops off into her studio
>you sigh, wipe the spit off your face, and start to put the duster away in the broom closet
>this is your life now
>you are Sissy Anon

>>42632099
guess we're sissies now

>>42632103
>after getting your cleaning supplies put away, you go to grab your heels so you can run errands for Rarity
>typical stuff, really
>pick up groceries
>pass out some business cards
>offer your services as Raritys whore to any stallion that's willing to pay her fees
>typical stuff
>at first you said you drew the line at the clothes, but Rarity said she'd send you to live with Fluttershy if you refused her will again
>now you do your best to avoid all the stallions in town, as the lot of them are willing to drop 10 bits for an hour to play with your holes
>you're not gay
>you're not
>apparently you look really cute with a cock slapping your face
>and sure, you've gotten really good at satisfying your superiors, as humans don't have basic pony rights in Equestria
>but you're not gay
>you totally don't want that stallion who's walking towards you to pin you down and deflower your tight anus once again
>roughing up your frilly dress, making your mascara run down your face as you cry, whimper, and beg for him to finish inside you
>you HATE that
>it's just... you're a good girl so you're not allowed to be rude and run
>yeah, youre not gay obviously
>you're just a very good girl

>>42632139
very straight stuff we're doing lel

>>42632155
>you wipe the sticky, warm seed from your lips as the stallion tussles your curly hair around whilst chuckling
>"That Rarity really found a good use for you heh."
>your lady training kicks in and you giggle half heartedly while waving him away
>after he's gone you get up and start to straighten yourself out because, as you know, you're not gay
>Rarity insisted you'd look adorable with curly hair and highlights and that it'd pair well with the outfits she makes for you
>didn't even have to work for the curls either, Twilight zapped them into you while bringing in your waistline and making your ass plumper
>gotta admit, you look fantastic even before you paint your face with makeup every morning
>if more mares were into pegging you'd be drowning in horse pussy
>alas, it's mostly stallions that corner you
>Rarity set up a system where when somepony wants a go at you all they have to do is give her 10 bits and she gives them a little gitter covered pass
>somepony gives you that pass?
>you're there's for around an hour
>honestly, you miss when she'd have you collect the bits upfront
>at least then you could pocket a few and get some beers with Rainbow Dash
>then again, Rainbow Dash is probably the one who snitched on you
>anyways, you got milk and eggs to pick up for your mistress
>you finish dusting off your dress and touching up your makeup so that you can move on with your day
>you turn around, and are faced with a line of every stallion in town that stretches at least a couple blocks
>each of them holds an extra gitter covered Anon Pass
"Oh yeah, it's the first of the month..."
>discount day as Rarity calls it
>you can already fill the lock jaw and hemorrhoids coming on
>your penis shivers with excitement, but does not get hard
>I mean, you're NOT gay, why would it get hard??

>>42632205
Woah, that popular with almost every pony?!

>>42632205
Bros about to get fucked so hard he's going to turn fully into a mare. Then he can like stallions without it being gay.

>"Annie darling, I'm going to a picnic with my friends. Take care of the boutique while I'm gone, alright?"
>Be Annie
>Formerly Anon
>Formerly human
"Yes, Miss Rarity. Have fun with your friends!"
>You wave goodbye at your boss as she leaves
>You can feel your dick hardening already
>A good while ago you arrived to Equestria as a unicorn stallion
>Miss Rarity took you in and gave you food, a place to stay and an improved body
>Even though you are still a stallion you're essentially a tall mare by all practical means
>Even Fleur can't compete with you
>Your emerald coat and flowy black mane can even give Celestia a run for her money
>Sure, Rarity may have altered your body to her own liking but that doesn't mean you're her slave
>You are an independent femcolt with your own free will
>That means you can get a bit... rebellious while Rarity is away
>A stallion enters and you lick your lips
>He must have seen her heading out
>"Hello, I'm looking for somepony to 'model' for me"
>You're rock hard now
>So is he
"Right away sir, please follow me."
>You lead him into one of the dressing rooms
>Start out with a lap dance
>He caresses your flank tenderly before giving it a spank
>You shiver with pleasure
>It doesn't take long before he's fucking your ponut like his life depended on it
>Like the proper whorse you are you lick his dick clean afterwards and give it a goodbye kiss
>He pays you handsomely once he leaves
>Since you're doing this in secret it all goes to you
>As you exit the dressing room you see another stallion already waiting
>You love your life in Equestira

>>42633426
truly the town's bicycle lol

>>42633426
Unf

Bump

>>42633426
>ATM
Ruined

>>42635642
same

>>42633426
hawt

>>42635642
Why???

>>42635295
Agree.
I wanna get paid in cash for my services, possibly thrown at my cum-covered face and be called a whore one last time before he leaves.

>>42636986
We just don't know

>>42626598
NTA but i could make a canon, that´s cooler

>>42637315
...In real life?

>>42638537
WTF

>>42638105
>>42638105
Cannon*
minor spelling mistake

>>42637315
How much

SEXO

>>42639446
A hundred bits. No creatures, ponies only. Kirin are fine too.

>>42640192
>No creatures
>kirins are fine
Skirting around the rules, no?

good thread go uppies

>>42640686
Sex with a fluffy kirin stallion though..

>>42641520
unf that'd be heaven

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Become ungovernable.

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>>42629772
You type like somepony without running water. Linky would eat you

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>>42617377
Fine I'll get out of bed and go eat something MOM

>>42642513
eat some SPAGHETTI!

LinkyGOD won

>>42617377
no

>>42617377
yeah

>>42633426
Niiice

>>42642346
alien mare scares me :(

>>42645154
Don't be afraid.

>>42648421
im fucking scared

>>42617377
Yeah? I'm bored.

>>42652684
Then get a hobby.

>>42654548
uhh i'd rather not

>>42655498
Then you'll be bored forever.

blip

>>42657441
Thank you glimmer!

>>42658021
Which glimmer flag?

>>42659957
Not the fart one that's for sure.

>>42661462
thank god

>>42657441
wut

>>42663653
Bloop.

>>42664876
lol

>>42663653
>>42664876
>>42665643
This thread is shit. Let it die, you imbeciles.

>>42666268
Fuck you. It's funny to keep it going

Ponies are really cool!

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>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Celestia finds you while collecting salt
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her filly
>She tries out all sorts of diapers and pacifiers on you
>Even brings over Luna to play with you
>Teaches you how to act your age
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see Sweetie Belle
>That's who you are now

>>42668813
Don't let Rarity know!

>>42668813
lol

>>42670275
Why?

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>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Maud Pie finds you while rotating the rocks on the farm
>Brings you back home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to tend to rocks
>She shows you how to pick up rocks
>Even brings over her sisters to show you other ways to work with rocks
>Teaches you where rocks are supposed to go at various points in their growth cycles
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into the mirror and see a guy who picks up rocks
>That's who you are now

>>42671332
I guess we're going to the mines now getting rock and stone

>>42672350
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

ROOOCK AND STOOONE!

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!

>>42671332
rock mindset

>>42666268
bumping for you

>>42677027
Based.

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>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Derpy finds you while she's derping around
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep and something to eat, but in exchange you will have to be her friend
>She shares her muffins with you
>Even gives you a hug

>Fast forward some months
>You're married and she's pregnant
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare
>This is your life now

>>42678974
I was really hoping it would be
>but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for her
but this is very cute too.

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>>42679041
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked and sends you to Equestria
>Wake up in a field somewhere
>Derpy finds you while she's derping around
>Brings you to her home
>Offers you a place to sleep, but in exchange you will have to bake muffins for her
>She invades your personal space with lots of hugs
>Even gives you a kiss

>Fast forward some months
>You're married and she's pregnant
>The memory of your old life fades like a dream
>You look into her loving eyes and see a beautiful mare
>This is your life now

>God takes pity on you by doing nothing
>Wake up
>Go to the PC and turn it on
>Shitpost on /mlp/
>Eat takeaway with NEET money
>Go back to sleep
>Nothing has changed

>>42680153
damn...

>>42680153
That's just what everyone on this board does...

>>42617372
>>God takes pity on you
Haha

Ahaahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

>>42682449
If god truly took pity on us then we'd be in Equestria by now but alas.

>>42680153
Geez, no need to call me out like this

>>42680153
where is the fantasy in this??? I hate realism!

>>42684576
Anon...

>>42685397
what?

>>42680153
>God takes pity on you by doing nothing
>Wake up
>Go to the PC and turn it on
>Shitpost on /mlp/
>Go to work
>Go back to sleep
>Nothing has changed

>>42686700
Not much has changed yet it's still all dreary...

>>42682449
>having a seizure at the mention of sky daddy
>reddit spacing
checks out

>God takes pity
>wake up
>you're still on earth
>sit down
>weep for Equestria has not opened it's doors yet

>>42689477
Soon, trust the plan and the good boys will enter Equestria.

>>42690275
The who now?

>>42617666
Whatever, satan.

>>42692731
I still want that milk.

>>42689477
bro...

>>42690275
two more weeks. just two more weeks. all we have to do is wait two more weeks. two more weeks and it will all be over. two more weeks and the horror will end

>>42694180
2 more weeks is 2 more weeks it's reachable

>>42694996
Yeah... I wish.

HOLY SHIT GUYS THE PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA OPENED UP WISH ME LUCK GUYS

>>42695818
Make sure you don't wake up somewhere in a field!

>>42695828
I don't get it.

>>42695818
Oh where? Tell me!

>>42697099
How many threads are you constantly bumping?

>>42697099
He won't tell.

>>42697759
damn... I hope it's not somewhere in the artic or someone's basement

>>42698208
its in MY basement and YOU'RE not invited.

>>42698715
fuck you im breaking in

>>42699184
STOP

>>42698715
You don't have it otherwise you wouldn't be typing here.

>>42617372
god never takes pity for suffering must happen for his entertainment

>>42617372
God took pity on me and I went to heaven judging by the description. Sounds like a good life.

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>>42617372
>God takes pity on you after seeing how much your life sucked
>And sits on your face

>>42703082
UNFFFF

>>42617377
maybe?

>>42703082
whoa mama

>>42617372
please take pity on me god

>>42705771
He hasn't taken pity to any of us, Anon. Get in line.

>>42706262
Must be a big ass line to get a simple pity off god just so we can go to Equestria

>>42706262
You have to have faith in God for God to take pity on you.

>>42705771
The price for the pity of God is you adopting snowpity.

>>42707141
That I can do. Snowpity for days!

>>42707141
Leading man astray from salvation builds a road to the destruction of your soul.

>>42708315
stop speaking nonsense

>>42703082
That's pretty good.

>>42706749
no

>>42708526
Repent and seek wisdom

>>42710665
Not repenting for nothing.

>>42710698
You choose your own damnation. Equestria not included.

>>42711101
Mister, I don't think I like your attitude.

>>42711280
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction

>>42711458
Kill yourself christcuck

>>42711852
If you keep rejecting God, he may just close the door on you earlier than you would ever want.

>>42711949
he is not real

>>42712620
this.

>>42671332
man I love rocks

>>42713061
Rocks SUCK.

Fucking hell.

This place truly has become Reddit 1.5

>>42713688
Why don't you go back there if you think about it so much>

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>>42713688
Congratulations anon, you made someone SO MAD that they made a brand new thread just so they could reply to your post without giving a (You).
You butthurt them into soijak behavior. Very impressive.

Is anyone even still using this thread? It sure seemed like it was just 3-hour bumps for a good week there.

>>42617372
So it seems.

>>42710665
christcuck classic

>>42716010
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, But he who hates reproof is stupid.

>>42716026
??? what

>>42716094
Just don't mind the bible thumping faggot.

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>>42716611
>comes to a thread asking for God's pity
>mocks God's word and God himself
>thinks it will see Equestria ever

>>42716680
Yes, I will see Equestria because there IS no god.

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>>42717157

>>42717290
cope and seethe christcuck

>>42717290
Nice selfie.

>>42617372
>Implying this isn't exactly what I want

>>42703082
me on the bottom where celestia's sunbutt is smothering

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bumping kino

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>>42717647
>>42718146
Same fedora

>>42718608
glimmer is so smug!

>>42718734
Yes, that's you.

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>>42720507
Why do you keep swishing your trenchcoat?