/mlp/ - >GREETINGS, NONNY! >IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGA - Pony

Let me grab that party hat... woah it's pretty hard! haha let me just pull it off the stack, it's kind of stuck. I guess I'll just tug on it a little bit. hmmm maybe it needs a little lubrication *spits on it* there we go it should come off easily now. Man it's all nice a slick now but it's still not coming off! Maybe I need to use my teeth *puts my mouth on it* *starts sucking* wow this is pretty difficult... but I have to keep trying! *sucks even harder* *white goo shoots into my mouth* woah!!! haha I should have known this was another one of your pranks Pinkie! you hid some frosting in here just for me!!! It tastes delicious... maybe I'll go in for a second helping!!!!

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)14:40:51 No.42620703

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)14:40:51 No.42620703

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nice hat can I have it

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)14:48:23 No.42620722

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)14:48:23 No.42620722

>>42620448
this but ironically

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)14:49:51 No.42620727

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)14:49:51 No.42620727

>>42620415
mares can have marecock it is mare biology did you not go to mareschool
>>42620448
UNF

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)22:15:36 No.42621776

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)22:15:36 No.42621776

>>42620415
I grew it on her

Anonymous
10/01/25(Wed)23:35:56 No.42622023

Anonymous 10/01/25(Wed)23:35:56 No.42622023

>>42619687
Every year with this shit, Pinkie. Every year.
>Yep.
You stick that fucking party favor on your clit, pump that shit up as much as it will go, rear up on your hind legs, and saunter around waving it about like a huge dick.
>Yessir.
And every goddamn year it gets stuck on your clit and you need to have it cut off of you.
>Sometimes there's nerve damage!
I'm sure the restoration spells they have to cast on your pussy are expensive.
>Indeedily-doodily!
All for this stupid goddamn joke that nobody finds funny.
>That's about the gist of it, Nonnykins!
...would you like me to take you to the hospital, Pinkie?
>Please do! I'm in an extreme amount of physical pain!

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)08:32:23 No.42622887

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)08:32:23 No.42622887

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>>42619687
the party aint oer yer

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)11:31:14 No.42623170

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)11:31:14 No.42623170

>>42620703
someone stop her!

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)11:56:19 No.42623234

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)11:56:19 No.42623234

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>>42623170
k

Anonymous
10/02/25(Thu)11:57:17 No.42623237

Anonymous 10/02/25(Thu)11:57:17 No.42623237

>>42623234
literally me on the right