>"Damn it Anon, you dumb Neanderthal!">"I told you NOT to do it INSIDE!"
Sorry, I know it's a bad habit, I'll smoke outside.
>*bonks crusty cunt over the head and drags her by her mane to the rape cave*
>>42621721>You can cum inside me, Anon!
>>42621740no
>>42621721>"But Dash! A fireworks display is so much more exciting up close!"
>>42621740I don't want to cum inside you though
>>42621745>>42621751>"C'mon Anon, I can make you a daddy!"
>>42621760no way fag
>>42621760I hate childrenI fuck Rainbow Dash because she's infertile. She doesn't know that which is why she gets mad when I fill her up.
>>42621721Didn't understand, don't care
>Day shitty day in Equestria.I'm not taking a shit outside, Dash.>Lying down on her cloud couch, Dash takes another swig from her half-finished cider bottle and continues skimming through some Daring Do she's already read before.>"What's the big deal? Just go out there and make sure no pony sees you when you're squatting down by some bushes or something."Just unclog your toilet.>"I'm working on it."You're literally just sitting on your fucking ass and drinking cider.>She scratches the spot above her tail, then belches--paying you no mind at all, idly flipping through her book.>"Working. On. It.">You feel like you're about to explode, both from the amount of shit that's in your ass and from your anger.Dash you fucking bi-->"Calm down."I can't. I'm stuck in a cloud house, miles away from any bathroom, and I have to go really bad!>"Yeah.">She could not give a shit if she tried.>Maybe you should just make a run for it.>You try to take a step towards the front door.>Have to stop and clench your ass immediately to prevent a fecal bomb from going off in your pants.>Through grit teeth, you say:I can't make it back like this.>"Yeah, sure. I'll get right on that."You're not even listening to me! I'm taking a shit out your window, you fucking-->"Tank'll fix it.">You stare at her, your guts rumbling.What?>"Tank."Your turtle?>"Yeah, he'll fix it.">You look in the bathroom.>Tank is just sitting inside the toilet bowl.>Then it flushes out of nowhere.Wait, it wasn't even broken?>"Told you he'd fix it.">Tank gets sucked down into the hole.>Brown water overflows out of the bowl and onto the cloud floor, soaking like slime into her Spitfire bath mat.>You can smell the sewage seeping up from the pipes.>Dash sniffs the air and twists her face like she's sucking on a lemon.>"Tank, dude, light a candle.">But she doesn't get up.>Even when the dirty water starts pooling around her couch.>She looks down at this reeking lake that now surrounds her, sees a turd with rainbow hairs stuck in it as it floats by.>She shrugs.>Goes back to flipping through her book.>"He's gonna be a while, looks like a bad clog.">Fuck this.>Take off your pants.>Shit out the window.>It took an hour before you were done.>Derpy slipped in it when she brought the mail.
>>42621825why is she like this? good green btw
>>42621825That's fucking nasty, but it made me laugh.
>>42621825after skimming I thought it was going to be revealed that Tank was eating the clogs out of RD's toilet, still pretty funny, gross, good
>>42621825Had a good laugh. Thanks writefren.
>>42621721What part of>IWTCIRDDid you not understand? Stupid bitch.
