>No one waifus me...
>>42624187>Washed up Rainbowshine Kino.
>>42624187No one waifus any ponyIt's just a lie that people perpetuate to fit in/cope with being alone
>>42624187I already have Luna as my waifu, but that would not stop me from being a good friend to Rainbow Shine. I'd help her find her special somepony. Probably Luna could help out too by finding stallions that dream of finding a good mare like Rainbow Shine.
>>42624201>She's nice but not for meThis is exactly what drives Rainy to drink.
>>42624201>Luna getting dick>Rainbowshine getting dickLolLmao
>>42624187There are no waifufags on /mlp/
>>42624211This, we use the waifufag sekrit club dicksword instead.
>>42624213Discord is just gooners before /mlp/ was just gooners
>>42624201It's not healthy for married men to spend time with other mares
There's at least one actual Rainbowshinefag on the board Haven't seen him in awhile though
>>42624239My waifu is making me cut off contact with all of my friends, what do?
>>42624242Nip her neck and tell her you are the stallion of this herd, then invite your other mare friends over.
>>42624270Uhh I don't want a herd though, what do?
>>42624242Sounds like your waifu knows what's best and you should listen to her.
>>42624274Do step 1, but invite your gay friends over to play video games over instead. Call it a one mare herd.
>>42624242More like>"oh, you're hanging out with Rainbowshine again?">"No no, that's fine, have fun!">cries internally
>>42624298I don't play video games.
>>42624189Rainbowdull...
>>42624331>>42624303Ranbowbull...
>>42624241She needs a husband!
>>42624241That's because there was never a Rainbowshinefag, only a forced meme bandwagonfag.
>>42624355this unironically
>>42624337Oh there you are. Based. >>42624355Look above you
>>42624355If I weren't "already married", so to speak, I'd probably be all in for her.
>>42624377>Bandwagoner only shows up in a bandwagon threadNah.
>>42624377Someone saying she needs a husband doesn't mean they're a Rainbowshinefag
>>42624290Unf. I live to serve my queen, Glimmy and her greasy, unwashed fart spewing ponut.
>>42624402>pony that's been consistently posted for half a decade>bandwagonWhatever you say, seethie
>>42624454>consistently posted only after the show ended>seethieAre nu-marefags for realsies?
>>42624454nta but i rarely see rainbowshine outside of stuff like anni and rewatch threads nowadays
>>42624486That's a good point about mares in general. How many m6 waifufags jumped ship to a background mare after the show finished? And the finale could certainly have helped nudge some of them.
>>42624486Are you still going to seethe about Rainbowshine ten years after the show ended? Fifteen? That's pretty sad.
>>42624187What are you talking about Shiney? im right here.
>>42624670Pics of marrying her at mf or it didn't happen
>>42624670Cute!
>>42624670See all the other plushies in the background?You aren't a real waifufag.
>>42624628Are you still going to chant the cope, seethe, mald mantra ten to fifteen years later whenever somebody points out that you joined the ride late? How petty.
>>42624735I didn't join the ride late. I just don't shit my pants in rage over background ponies that aren't approved by EQD or Derpibooru.
>You ams are not the real wi-fi fags!1
>>42624758>Its native tongue comes out when it's dilating
>>42624670Who are the other mares? You cheating bastard!
>>42624758There is no such thing as a waifufagIt's all a lie.
>>42624670drew her too.
>>42624757>I have portrayed your 2011 pony as the eqderpireddit virgin, and Lunky and Rainbowbrine as le ebic based 4chad mares
>>42625143Is Minuette fucking Berry's belly button?
>>42625113God she's so pretty
>>42625113>Drew her as a slut too*ftfy
>>42624211Next you're gonna tell me there's no mafia.
>>42624191The only reason I don't have a pony waifu is because I had a waifu prior to getting into Pony. As much as I love ponies, I have to stay true to my waifu.
>>42625143>RainbowbrineShe likes pickles?
>>42624187we are married for 5 years wtf?
>>42624690CUTE!!!
>>42625251You already posted, >>42624670fraud waifufag.
>>42625265that's not my plush retard
>>42625268Why do you get the details blatantly wrong, fraudfag? There is no white in her mane.
>>42625240It's what she calls her mare juice.
>>42625269colorblind anon ucu
>>42625278>Calls someone else colorblind while getting the colors completely WRONGEmbarrassing
>>42625280poor anon he will never realize that he is wrong
>>42625283>A colorblind retard will say that the plushie looks like her canon colors
>>42625289yeah imagine seeing white here what a retard lmao
>>42625278very pretty shine, she does love to snoof!
>>42625294>HurrdurrrYou're fucking retarded for paying for this fraudfag
>>42625305nah>>42625299post moar rainbowshine
Does anyone know where the smallest Rainbowshine went?
>>42625330You're not winning any points showing off your fraudfag plush, you don't even know what she looks like. What a sad sight
>>42625330
>>42625364>>42625330Adorable! It makes me happy to know there's folks who like her enough to get plushies of her.
>>42625354there she is>>42625364dat plot
>>42625369...But they don't like her enough to get the colors right
>>42625268>le soviet heating battery
>>42625240new headcanon rainbowshine likes pickled pickles
>>42625458She's gonna get a wicked bad tummyache!
>>42625461That would put her in a bit of a pickle.
>>42625458Cutie pie! She deserves all the snacks.
IWTCIRS
>>42625517>I'm ready, Anon!
>>42625113>Makeup>Legwarmers AND fishnetsNope, looks sluttyMares are supposed to be pure for their husbandos
>>42625364>She has a dockUNNNNNFFFFF
>>42625798Rainy no, what are you doing with that pin and condom? There's some things that shouldn't be surprises!
>>42625458I approve this headcanon and will adopt it forthwith!
>>42625458Maregnancy cravings>>42625823If you aren't nutting raw in your waifu's fertile marepussy, you're gay
>>42626280comfy
>>42626280>mmos
>>42625823>>42626155foalmaking sex with rainbowshineimagine making family with rainbowshine make some foals
>>42626315nawh, we were watching jerma.
>>42626422>jerma
>>42625458Rainbowshine is drinking to the fact that thirdies are erasing her mane style in real time
>>42626352very cute pic, rainbowshinechad
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>>42626352>green eyesTheir foal is a changeling.
>>42626352Cute anonshine foal
>>42627748It's from the changeling blood Rainbowshine has in her a few generations up the bloodline. Not enough for chitin and full transforming, but enough to cause her faster and more fruitful pregnancy cycles.
>>42626352Same energy
>>42627776@grok is this true?
>>42627805
goodnight wifey.
>>42627922A wonderful mare to tuck in. Sleep tight, Rainy.
>>42627922WAKE UP STINKY
>>42627961Rainbowshine is NOT stinky at ALL!
>>42627989Rainbowshine smells awful she's a very stinky mare
>>42628063Name one (1) mare who doesn't stink
Rainbowshine smells like cotton candy!
>>42628070All of them except RainbowSTINK
>>42628079This is real and true
she smells like petrichor and bubblegum
I love my beautiful marewife!
Foalmaking sex with Rainbowshine!
>>42628491She's the BEST at making foals!
>>42628534Cutie pie!
>>42628534>>42628625MA THIER DRAWING KINO OF MY WIFE
>>42628625
>>42628625>>42628710And then Rainbowshine woke up in her bed alone, because the only way she could ever get married is in her dreamsShe's a stinky, snowpityless mare.
>>42628710CuteCreampie mares on your wedding night
>>42626352Wholesome family.
>>42624424I’m convinced you’re a psyop spending years as a falseflagger to make poochie as unpalatable as possible.
>>42628766No. I just have a very intense fart fetish and i post about it because i can and no one can stop me. If what i am into sexually changes your view on Starlight Glimmer at any point than you never loved her/liked her and hare using me as a convenient scapegoat for your hatred since all of the other """reasons""" people give for hating her hold no water.
>>42628766>>42628822It's a psyop to make Poochie's bestie, Trixie, look better by comparison. Which is already objectively true, just look at that smile!
>>42628827Trixie is a cute. But my WIFE is better, simple as.
Are waifufags really fake? I mean, all because some Anons aren't as faithful to their waifu doesn't mean they all are. I know that its easy to be cynics about it, but lets try to honest about this.
>>42628880>are waifufags really fakeyes.
>>42628880rd has been my wife for 13 years
>>42628885>>42628900The duality of man.
>>42628880No, but they're more rare than this board would have you believe.That said anyone claiming all waifufaggotry is fake is a demoralising/baiting nigger.
>Everyone waifus me!
>>42629033>And then she wakes up in a hospital bed lol
>>42628991>noticing patterns is bait
>>42628991>demoralizing/baitingI see it more as backlash against an obnoxious minority. Waifufags were put on a pedestal as exemplars of the culture for way too long, when in reality they're a bunch of autistic assholes, like everyone else, but even more demoralizing. The pendulum swings.
>>42629133Which is stupid, because true waifufags should be considered exemplars. And also why I agree the fake ones should be ridiculed.What I think is offboarder bait-tier bs is the notion that NO true waifufags exist. That smells like an attempt to poison the well.
>>42628880nmp has a pipfag who has been quite based
>>42628491Fraudfag colors
>>42629188They poison the well enough by themselves. The majority of the rest of us are herdfags, shippers, or waifuless pony enjoyers. Why do you think there's so much fake waifufagging? It can't possibly be because waifufags shit on everyone not considered exemplary.
>>42629798So your explanation for it is that the rest of the board are such massive fucking pussies they pretend to be waifufags just to avoid bullying from actual waifufags? lmao more like waifuchads if they got you that cucked
>>42626654Not true. At least, not long ago.
>>42629814>the rest of the board are sheepAlmost correct.>you...cuckedI'm obviously not pretending, but thanks for the demonstration for why the board hates you now, waifutard.
>>42629831oh no I'm hated by faggots on the internet for what I love, what a new and novel concept. Besides>the boardyou aren't the board
>>42629798The board hated herdfaggots from the beginning, jeetgeneral goers need not apply.
>>42629840>twifag crying in a random background pony thread.lmao>>42629843You're not the board.
>>42628494and raising them!
>>42630563Cute, would raise foals with
>>42630563cute, but aren't ponies born with ability to walk?
>>42630909I guess he was just born. She recovered pretty quickly, all things considered.
>>42630563Such an adorable huggable mare, she needs a celebration hug!
>>42630563Rainbowshine is infertile
>>42631418She's a mommy of dozens
>>42631466how does she taste like
>>42631880She's the only mare who tastes like pure, undiluted snowpity
