>TwilightExercises at a moderate intensity for precisely 30 minutes a day for optimal health, as suggested by the leading health and fitness experts.>FluttershyDoes yoga with Treehugger, and sometimes she does """yoga""" with Treehugger>Pinkie PieP90X + INSANITY + Vibelifting + a random jazzercise tape from the pony 80's as a cooldown. She also does crossfit on her rest days.>ApplejackSquats + Oats (with apple slices)>RarityCardio + memelifts (just to show off the gym clothes she made)>Rainbow DashHas an intensive 6-day flight training routine with the 7th day dedicated to rest and recovery. Thinks lifting kills flight gains.
>>42624741Yeah, rgre is down the hall and to the left.
>>42624741>Fluttershy>dykeshit with TreefuggerNo. Her doing yoga makes sense though.>Princess LunaHard-core pony martial arts training 7 days a week. Monday: pony jujitsu. Tuesday: Striking. Wednesday: Swordwork. Thursday: Spear work. Friday: Halberd training. Saturday: Offensive and defensive spell casting. Sunday: Sparring with Celestia.>Princess CelestiaSimilar martial arts training routine as Luna, except substitute war hammer for halberd.>Amethyst Star, Cheerilee, Rose Luck, Lily Valley, and Daisy.PPiny pilates on Tuesdays. Pony zumba on Thursdays. Extreme badminton on Sundays.
>>42624741>Twilight >Exercise Lul. I can see FS doing very beginner yoga. Pinkie doesn't actively think about working out, her entire spastic life is a super exercise in itself AJ only works out in the off season>Rarity>Exercise Lul. If TV existed in Equestria then I could see her doing those 80s-90s meme workouts for women a few times a month, pretending she's actually doing something.>DashChecks out>>42624784>LunaI can see her being super autistic with martial arts. But it would be the pony equivalent to Aikido, so memes.>Celestia doing martial artsI don't really see it honestly. Maybe light cardio and some beginner yoga.
>>42624741Only AJ and RD do actual exercise. Rarity and Flutters do yoga or some gay shit like that. Pinkie doesn't need to. Twilight is a lardass.
>>42624741Celestia's ass isnt fat enough here
>>42624989you can't even see her ass from this angle, do you mean her thighs?
>>42624996He means he's brown
>>42624741>>Twilight>Exercises at a moderate intensity for precisely 30 minutes a day for optimal health, as suggested by the leading health and fitness experts.She doesn't.
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>>42625377
>>42625377This, Twilight is the slob of the group that one day will discover she's heavier than Pinkie and will have a mental breakdown. If it wasn't for spike she'd have that Moondancer tier stink
>>42625977She’s already my waifu you don’t have to convince me
>>42624861Nah, Luna got banished to the moon 1000 years ago because she wanted to revolt. She trains actual useful martial arts and is built like the pony equivalent of a roman gladiator. Celly is spot on though
>>42624741>Princess LunaDoes hard exercises four times a week when she's not teleported out to do an extreme sport and is actually the strongest mare in equestria physically, but she eats so much that all her gains are hidden by fat so everyone thinks she's a chubby shutin. Her adventures and duties leave her too tired to correct anypony.
>>42626478>Luna >Fat
>>42626697Small butts used to be the pinnacle of beauty 1000 years ago.
>>42626697This is a badly drawn frame and not canon.
>>42626771You're not canon either so your opinion does not matter.
>>42626697It's so unimpressive!It's not even a butt, it's an utt!
>>42626788I acknowledge Luna for the goddess of beauty she is so my words naturally carry more weight with them. You think Luna is a small assed freak, which makes your words pointless.
>>42626801>Luna is a small assed freakYour words, not mine. I think she's a small assed cutie
>>42626823See? You look at the pinnacle of Equestrian beauty that is Princess Luna, the best pony and princess, and you call her small assed. Anyone who would slander Luna in such a manner is clearly not of a sane mind.
But who smells the best after working out
>>42626853your mom
>>42626853Applejack. Her family has a garden and a lot of the food they eat would be stuff they grow at home. They eat clean as fuck, body odor would be more mild.
>>42626833You're the brown that thinks small assed is a slur. And you called her a freak for it.
>>42626902Naturally you, as an insane individual, think liking mares with asses makes you brown and as such you try to slander Luna. Projection or simple mental distress? Perhaps the mental asylum you reside in should give you a plank to treat as your girlfriend, that should calm you down.
>>42626916She has a canonically small ass.Not my fault you subscribe to welost and the likes.
>>42626931What did I say about the weight of your words? You have to look inward and improve if you ever want to speak about canon, but I believe in you anon because despite your insanity you understand that Luna is cute. I wish you a swift recovery.
>>42626916Please don't feed the shitposter
>>42626833Luna doesn't need a stupidly giant set of moons to be beautiful. Her small butt is a thing of angelic divinity, and it excites me so.
>>42624741And what does this one do?
>>42625386Thank you anon, much better
So what's the pony world equivalent of this? Though given the flavor not much might need to be changed.
>>42625386Fuck you anon, much worse
>>42627491Straight>>42628416Gay (more accurate to Sombra)
>>42625386Now this I can jerk off to
>>42624741smash
>>42626931Welost ass is puny
>>42624741>StarlightCreates a spell designed to make her body twitch in just the right ways to simulate exercise without any effort on her part. It backfires
>>42626853Rainbow Dash by far. Spicy and ozone.
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>>42624741>Starlight GlimmerEats a lot of protein supplements for her overactive mana gland and has deadly, killer farts.
>>42630110>starlight accidentally kills herself with a seizure
