I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I want to cum inside Applejack
>>42628708I want to pull Sweetie Belle's mane.
>>42628995I really like her mane!
UwU, I want ta buy a big chocowate cake fow me and Wainbow Dashie Washie and den, I'ww have hew sit on da cake and wub hew bum bum on it, wetting out a big fawt inta da cake as she's doing dis. Den once hew butt is aww covewed in chocowate, I'm going to way down, and wet Wainbow Dashie Washie wub her chocowate covewed butt aww ova my face, wetting out some chocowate fawts as she does dis. I wiww wick some of the chocowate fwosting off hew bum, dough most a it wiww get on my face, an' we wiww keep doing dis untiw dewe's bawewy any cake weft ('u')
I want to pee on Fluttershy's face.
>>42628708I don't!
I want to lick the cum off of Rainbow Dash's dick.
I want to play Rainbow Dash
>>42628971Know where a nigga could find the uncensored version?
I want to jizz in Scootaloo's anus.
I want to steal Apple Bloom's bow, use it as a cum rag, then give it back to her once it's fully soaked in my semen.
>>42629644I want Rainbow Dash to poop on a chocolate cake and roll around in it, getting the frosting and her excrement all over herself. Then I want her to demand that I call her, "Daddy's Dirty Little Party Piggy".
I want to cum inside Rainbow Stars.
I want to tell the CMC that I'll help them make some scary Nightmare Night costumes, only to then pull my cock out and shoot bucketloads of cum all over them.
>>42631202Going to make them into spooky ghosts.
I want to let Spike peg me in my bussy.
>>42628708based
>>42631543kys fag
>>42632917
I want to offer Fancy Pants a sandwich laced with laxatives and watch as Fancy Pants becomes Poopy Pants.
>>42632917It's not gay if it's a dragon pounding your ass with his giant scaly dragon dong.
>>42633434I want dragon Rainbow Dash to cum inside me with his giant scaly dragon dong.
>>42633863Rainbow Dash is into transformation, it's fucked up. I think she's the only canon character with a confirmed kink.
>>42630081There isn't one Anon, and I don't think there's going to be one unless someone makes an edit.
>>42630081>>42633872sloppahttps://files.catbox.moe/k1mvdw.png
>>42628708I want to cum outside Rainbow Dash.
>>42633864>Rainbow Dash being into transformationFucking hell, now I just want to ram her hot pone ass even more.
>>42633864I want Twilight to turn me and Rainbow Dash into dragons, and then the two of us will have hot, fiery, steamy dragon sex in her library in front of her and Spike. Eventually, Spike will get turned on from watching me pound Rainbow Dash's cloaca and he'll join in, making it a dragon threesome.
I want dragon me, dragon Rainbow Dash, and dragon Spike to stick our long tails (not our front tails, but the ones on our backs) up each other's butts and use them to tickle the insides of each other's rectums.
>>42628708Based
Greetings, humans. I desire to probe the anus of the pegasus you know as Rainbow Dash. I shall perform numerous experiments that all correlate to shoving a large metal probe within the anus of Rainbow Dash. These experiments will be very beneficial across all dimensions.
I want to tell Twilight she has a fat butt, which will then prompt her to knock me to the ground and sit her fat, giant butt on my crotch as she yells, "Oh, yeah?! Well, can a fat, giant butt do this?!"
I want to feed the Mane Six all different kinds of foods that are known to cause gas and watch as they all fart so much that they eventually end up deflating as a result.
>>42636445you forgot your flag
>>42636474Nah, if I was Glimmy Fartfag, I'd be posting about them farting on flowers just to watch them wilt.
>>42628708I want a chicken fried steak sandwich and a small soda
>>42636495I want Glimmy Fartfag to fart in my mouth while I belch into his anus.
>one day the last IWTCIRD will be posted
>>42637470and then nothing of value would be lost when that happens
>>42637470The moment the faggots who make PTS videos stop making them, these threads will disappear, that's the only reason they're made, to make the funny joke for the funny video
>>42635327ayy lmao
>>42637470only when the board is deleted
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>>42637518Anon, I personally made dozens of IWTCI- threads in 2025 just for my own amusement/pts/ > PTS
>>42637470Hopefully, the Desuarchives will still be around then. Those must be preserved so that future generations can study these topics and learn of the divine belief of IWTCIRD.
>>42638666In the far-off future, schools will be studying these threads under the belief that IWTCIRD was some kind of holy chant. Speaking of holy, holy shit on those last three digits!
>>42628708I want to soda inside Rainbow Dash!
>>42639026I want to pour a ten liter bottle of Coke and a ten liter bottle of Pepsi into Rainbow Dash's ass and then, once her butt is filled to the top with soda, I want to take a straw, stick it in her ponut, and drink all the soda out of it.
>>42632917this new smugsona posting isn't working, everyone still knows you're a tranny
>>42639328Sorry. I gotta post.
>>42639026I want to put coke and mentos in Rainbow Dash's vagina
I want to stick a cigar in Rainbow Dash's vagina. Then I'll stick it in my mouth and tell her that it tastes good.
I want to grab Rainbow Dash by the pussy.
I want to fill Rainbow's rectum with soda, feed her mentos, and then time how long it takes the mentos to reach her rectum.
I want to feed Rainbow Dash some Mentos and then give her some Coke afterward and have her unleash some powerful, minty-smelling burps right into my face.
>>42628708I want to race Rainbow Dash down Mt. Akina
>>42639334But itβs so fun anon, and iβm not a troon.
>>42628708She doesn't want you to cum inside her.
>>42640400That's too bad, because we're all going to fill Rainbow Dash up with our cum until she's all bloated and leaking cum out of every orifice.