Stray pixel editionLast Thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42584148/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
>>42629465I think Doomy Gloom and the other recent additions to the neet crew should have a spot in the OP
go to hell neet mare
>>42629736then they'll just be neet demons
What are the neets' favorite games, vidya or otherwise?
>>42630601Find the snake. Unfortunately they will never get anyone to play it with :(
sometimes i wonder what is goldie mops' eye color
>>42630601Hide the salami
>>42631038I want to slap a sizable slice of slommy onto a neetpone's snoot
>>42629736No u
>>42631023Just look under her bangs Anon.
>>42631779how do I do that?
>no one wrote anything about writer's block
>>42631779hmm, can't see them
>>42632046throw her anon
>>42632091You gotta bust out the scissors
SHOW ME THOSE EYES OR I'M UNBOXING ONE OF YOUR CACAMAME KAIJEW THINGAMABOBS
>>42632091>try and push her bangs aside>they are attached to her face somehow
>>42629465WOAH!!! DOOMY AS THE OP??
>>42632295Doing this would make you more of a monster than any kaiju
NEET's back! Woo!
>>42633266kek, I have a 7 mares near me aswell wtf
Inspired by a post in the previous thread. Or the one before that? I forget
>>42632306i think we have to wash her
>>42633530Why is Floorb like this?
>>42633768She's just helping the homie finish her food
>>42633768So she can realize what she did later and have a three day panic attack over it.
>>42633266>hfw she sees the building adjacent >"...Is..is that?">"A-Anon...no..no, no, no, no!">"ANONYMOUS, NO, WHY WOU- WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?!">"IT-..IT'S SO ELDRITCH AND NIGHTMARISH, I'M LOSING MY MIND AAUUUGGHHHh!!!!">"SAVE ME, NIGGERMARE, IT'S AN EMPLOYMENT OFFICE! ARRRRGH!"
Redraw of this but as floorb please
>>42632251
>>42634341the ass squeeze is the most effective way to carry any mare
shift + click'd
>>42630601Naked twister with Anon, per that one SFW comic I'd post if I had handy.
Goober doomer
>>42633768Dot doesn’t seem to mind
I do, I want to kiss them
>>42632812She's made it to the big time
>>42635573Her being halfway off the couch always triggers my autism
Which neet would you adopt first?
>>42635818Goldie or Paradise, or Dot, or Floorb, or you know what, I have enough Mac n cheese and microwave pizzas, why don't they all just move into my sex dungeo- spare room, hahaha.
>>42635818Already made my choice
>>42635848doesn't Dot have a mom? why would you need to adopt her
>>42636238This hypothetical assumes all their parents died in a tragic employment related accident that assures none of their daughters will ever seek employment
>>42636199put the neet into the washing machine
>>42636260She's an azgchip lifesize, physically too large to be washing machined
>>42636238So you're saying you wouldn't fuck Dot's mom and be Dot's new dad?
>>42634132>Niggermare>No ZiggermareOne job Anon, one fucking job
Floor Bored is smelly
>>42636387That just means your washing machine is WEAK.
>>42637161proof?
I painted doomy on a pumpkin I hate it so much that I plan on shooting it later for the funnit. the anon who made doomy It's what she would've wanted
>>42637329>shooting DoomyYou fool, this was her plan all along
>>42637388>trying to meet her husbando by getting herself executedAverage horsechan poster
>>42637329Post vid for posterity
I want to draw all neets together reply with pones you'd like to see.
>>42637495GOLDIE
>>42637495Taku and Dot
>>42629465Her name ought to be Cutie Cute.
>>42637495Chantilly Lace!!!!!!!
>>42637220Still too small. Her neet ass is too large to be contained
>>42637495Floor Bored 3 times
