There's nothing more pure than the love between a stallion and tubs of jelly
>>42631467love a good jelly
>>42631467Wut
This scene confirms that sexual fetishes exist in Equestria.
>>42632645Do you think that Fluttershy's mom does CBT?
>>42632665no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDdg0Hqj5UI
>>42633448SOUL
>>42631467pure =/= FDA approved
>>42633906There's no FDA in Equestria, Anon.
>>42631467And yet, the Cutie Mark Crusaders called him "strangely obsessed". Come on, just let that stallion indulge his maremalady in peace!
>>42631467What's the point behind all the obvious /nmp/ ripoffs recently? Is this some kind of dumb ploy?
>>42634486It's all good, then. ^:)
>>42631467A stallion, a hambone and tubs of jelly, oh myyy
>>42631467Imagine licking it all off of him
>>42634571Yeah, they be shaming kinks
>>42634826Yum!
>>42631467This.
>>42631467finally an iteration o /nmp/ that isn't absolute dogshit
>>42631467How'd he get so much jelly?
I like to cover myself in sticky jelly while jerking off. Every day, I'm walking through the grocery stores with my black bags and take all the jelly I see.It takes an entire day to fill two of my bags. But then, after the hard day, I go to the tub, filling it with jelly… with my treasure.And I jack off, imaging that I got absorbed by the whole jelly organism.In fact I believe the jellies can think, they have their own families, cities, feelings, don't eat them, you'd better take them in, talk with them, caress them...Yesterday I had a wonderful dream, as if I plunged into the sea and it turned to jelly. Fish, seaweed, medusas, everything is jelly, even the sky, even Amira!
>>42631467any idea why this jamchad has Derpy's color scheme?
>>42637204he's actually Derpy's father. He fucked a tub of jelly so hard that it made her. It's also why Derpy is disabled as she's 50% tub of jelly
>>42637207He jammed it into jelly?
>>42637207>my sweet mailmare wife is literally sweetbased
>>42637128
>>42631467He was the actual "perfect stallion" for Cheerilee and the CMC skipped him. Sad.
>>42637737Cheerilee will NEVER EVER have sex
>>42637805Why not?
>>42637807She's a sub 8 mare
>>42637805Sad but true.
>>42637805it's cheeriover
>>42637737TRVTH
>>42632665No it's her brother that does Cloud Bottle Torture.
>>42638886That's pretty hot.
>>42638886>Cloud Bottle Torturehes not talking about that CBT, he means the more well known one
>>42639445Cold Blooded Twilight?
>>42639448lyl
>>42639448I don't think that artist exists in Equestria. Try another.
>>42640068Cool Bitch Torture?
>>42641185Creek Bard Tree?
Creating Big Tards?
Cooking Bloated Tarts???
he was talking about Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, you idiots.
>>42639445Creative Baked Treats?
>>42639448Good or bad artist?
>>42642912Bad.
>>42642912good
>>42643737>>42644214WHICH ONE IS IT?!
>>42644819Depends on whether you're pro or anti-skub.
>>42644824>Skub100% anti. Skub is so awful.
>>42642912Bad
>>42644824Skub is so good, feels great to be a skubchad
>>42631467I'm jelly
>>42648658same
>>42631467FIM did skibidi before it was popular
>>42638886That was the worst thing Zephyr did and I find that part upsetting.
>>42632665Cute Brilliant Treats?
>>42637737They asked him, but he said his schedule was jam-packed.
>>42650641How jammed?
>>42650641Carlos I will fucking slap the McShit out of you
>>42631467i love jam can I join in
>>42654573No.
>>42655478oh... I guess I wont join in the jam party then
>>42631467where did he get those large tubs fit for a grown stallion
>>42657557At the jam store.
>>42658244more like the SOUP STORE
>>42631467Is Jelly bad for you?
>>42661529...no?
>>42661529Depends on how much of it you eat at once.I think this stallion's jelly is mostly "therapeutic", rather than for eating.
>>42637809>when you don't a chiseled snowpity
>>42642912Good:>Unique art-style>Consistently drops new art>Can make really hot pieces sometimesBad:>Futa>More futa>OOC
>>42663450>Unique art-styleif by "unique" you mean ugly as fuck, yeah
>>42642912>Unique artstyle (it's shit)>Consistently drops new art but it's shit>Never draws hot pieces>Futahomosexual>OOCVerdict: bad artist.
>>42663450>>42663554>mindbroken by futaFUTAGODS won.Based and amazing artist!
>>42663450IDGI this image
>>42665639Solar eclipse. Learn your astronomy.
>>42631467What if there was a mare hiding in the jelly
>>42664780>FUTAGODS won...the biggest faggot contest.
>>42668210It's true. Futa is 200% gay.
>>42668210It's false. Futa is 200% straight.
>>42668519...when compared to cuckoldry, which isn't saying much as cuckoldry is the only thing gayer than futa.
>>42663435It's cheeriover
>>42631467Where did he gain his jelly obession?
>>42670716When ponies started to get jelly of him.
>>42663450me at the top
>>42661529Can't be good for the pores
>>42672342They'll get used to it.
>>42673763i dont think they will
>>42631467If I ate all of that jelly, would he die?
>>42677436he's a big guy
>>42677461>>42677461>>42677461>>42677461
>>42663450>Unique art-styleIt's a shit art-style. CBT has no real art skills.
>>42679132Well, what does YOUR art look like, fag?
>>42680187not sharing you anything
>>42631467Who looks at a big tub of jelly and go "yeah im going to make my personality all about being the tub of jelly guy"
>>42682080Well, that guy, for one.
>>42682237Anyone else?
>>42682887Not jelly, specifically, but a lot of internet weirdos have, effectively, said:>"I'm going to be the <insert disgusting paraphilia here> guy!"
>>42682922Like?
>>42683684it's best for you not to know
>>42631467does he sleep in the tub of jelly?
>>42685429No, he sleeps in a normal bed (covered in jelly) like every single other pony.
>>42685984A jelly bed? Sounds nice.
>>42687795no it doesn't
>>42689456For me it does. Free jelly to eat while sleepin!
>>42690261>enjoying expired jellyThat ain't going to be fresh for long.
>>42691027still edible jelly tbf
>>42671291
>>42631467What got him addicted to that stuff?
>>42693383The first taste of jelly: T'was like nothing else.
>>42663450Not really a fan of cbtwi but he made one of my favorite pony pictures.Reminds me of being a kid.
>>42694092>Reminds me of being a kid.Did you get groped by your uncle?
>>42685429Sometimes.
>>42694981more like he got RAPED by his uncle
>>42695764sad.
>>42696125Nah he deserved it.
>>42697066Why?
>>42697777holy shit nice quads also because he likes cbtwi. literally shadman
>>42698221>shadman
>>42698721damn it, all my>shadman.gifreaction images are on the other computer
>>42698728I'm sure you can hop to it and bring it to your other PC or put it in like google drives probably
>>42698221
>>42699191yeah but the problem is I never organized anything lmaoanyway>>42698221
>>42698221damn it I swore I know I have more. though none of them have real filenames, of course.
>>42699260You don't organise your images to have proper filenames to use them quickly?
>>42700285I do only sometimes.
>>42634693you're a goddamn FRUIT (jam)!!!RAGGGGHHH*cans.wav intensifies*
>>42702083newfag here, who is this?
>>42631467Is the jelly his life force?
>>42703586No?
JELLOOO!
>>42704897lol
>>42631467If you saw a giant tub of jelly in real life you could fit in, would you dive straight in there?
>>42706282Hell yeah! I'd join in with that pony.
>>42706282I'm allergic to jelly so no
>>42706282Uhh, NO???
>>42707131>>42707842you two are lame.
>>42708499Fuck you.
>>42706282yes.
>>42663450all wrong, there is no good from cold blooded twilight: only shit.
>>42710686Why are CBT haters so jealous? You're just mad that CBT is extremely good.
>>42711243Cock and ball torture? LOL
>>42711243this sounds funny out of context
>>42711243Nah he's shit.
>>42631467is his favourite blue jelly
>>42713020yes
>>42706282No.
>>42713921why ;(
>>42631467Zer seems to stihl be wahr in Germa-Deutschland, ne?
>>42714601Uhh, what?
>>42714601>Zer seems to stihl be wahr in Germa-Deutschland, ne?
>>42716018vgh... my furher...
umm germans get out this is a anglo website
>>42717144GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>42631467Can jelly get pregnante?
>>42718130...wtf no???
>>42718130Yes. Don't ask.
>>42719493>Don't ask.wut
>>42720913It was a learning experience that I regret.
Why jelly? Why not something else? Like OP's mom?
>>42721747why are you SO RUDE?
MORE JELLY
>>42631467hwat
>>42723254jelly stallion x jelly selling mare
>>42723254He must be her #1 customer with all of that jelly.
>>42724048u jelly?
>>42723254Mares love a good jelly coated stallion.
>>42632665Cooling Burning Trees?
>>42727253no you bumbling moron...
Some good jelly right there.
>>42728967Ah, he spilt it all over the floor...
>>42728967mmm jello
>>42729304clean it up jan jan
>>42728967*sluuuurrp*
>>42731533Sea Swirl? Is that you?
>>42723254>Cutie markBuilt for Strawberry Sunrise.
>>42723254why is there a store just for selling jelly? did she know that he loves jelly so much to make a profit?
>>42732700It's free money, probably.
>>42733095But you'd usually have like what, one customer usually?
>>42733589good enough income to live in Equestria with those bits
Pure LOVE
>>42734652of jelly!
>>42631467I love jelly like this pony does
>>42735851Do you cover yourself with jelly, Anon?
>>42736654fuck yeah I do
>>42702083C'mon Ghost, it would be totally legit
benis
>>42738305Ah yeah it kinda looks like that oh fug :DDD
>>42740400Loads of jam to fit a pony in there, so loads.
>>42738305kek
HUGH JELLY!
>>42745788hugh nuts :DDD
>>42746691I'd lick the jelly off of his nuts.
>>42746944wut
>>42746944Heh. Wouldn't it be weird if we did it together?
>>42747273wtf
>>42747273>>42746944Bruh
>>42747273Heh. That would be weird, but also fun and kinda tasty!
is there a toast pony?
>>42749275>bread mares for the jelly stallionFund it!
>>42749275Yeah?
>>42750173Can you show us toast pony
>>42750817
Correct
>>42751598>Avacado toastI vomit
>>42751598>Avacado toastI eat
>>42752891Are you from Cali?
>>42753084Yes
>>42753462cringe
>>42753998Why are you so mad about California?
>>42754603>why u so mad about commiefornia the world's most cucked stateDESU
>>42634827they didn't tho, it is a strange intrest he's obsessed with, no shame thrown.
>>42755386How is it strange, perhaps you should try it before saying it's a oddity.
>>42633448sluuuurp
>>42756015lol
>>42631467Imagine if he got really fat from eating all that jelly and having jam smeared all over his belly haha
>>42703030On the off chance you aren't just baiting: That is Ghost.
>>42757109I still don't know who that is.
>>42756953ha ha?
>>42756953...hot
>>42631467I LOVE JELLY
>>42758927It's the good shit, ya know? Jelly, oh dude it's so good!
>>42759726jelly is shit
>>42760929and you have shit taste.
>>42761604fuck you
]whats so funny about jelly
>>42763174Funny? We just love hugh jelly.
>>42764138yeah u love hugh nuts in ur mouth
>>42764763Faggot.
>>42765494thats what u are
jelly? no im not
>>42767061Yes you are.
>>42767437Does that mean that stallion is going to want to get inside him?
>>42767596Wear him as a skin suit? Probably.
>>42767603wtf
>>42768293What?
>>42771485that's fucked up dude
>>42771889So?
>>42631467Is jelly good for you?
>>42772938If you're not allergic to it, sure.
>>42773226damn...
>>42772938What about jam?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGkEtB9dutg
>>42774071It's jammin'.
>>42774071IDGI
>>42631467Jelly is pretty pure.
>>42775275How pure?
>>42775878The purest it can be.
>>42776274Like?
>>42776368mother FUCKIN pure. You know. the PUREST of all PUREST of PURES.
>>42631467is blue jelly is favourite
>>42777315Nah it's purple.
>>42777315>>42777594WRONG! IT'S RED JELLY.
explain the jelly lore to a newfag like me
>>42778590No.
>>42778960why ;(
>>42779329You asked wrong.
>>42632641DYEWTS?
>>42779598Yes?
>>42779950No you don't.
>>42780518How? Explain.
jammy jodgers taste good
>>42781211>Br*tish
>>42781765so?
Uncs be yappin about jelly fr fr on god no cap
>>42782687Zoomer go HOME
>>42782687FRRR FRRR!
How does one obtain jelly like that stallion got?
>>42784443At the jelly store.
>>42785038Where is it?
>>42785825Like I said, in the JELLY store.
>>42786232no such thing
>>42631467this made me giggle
i luv jelly
>>42786965same tbf
Is there a pony made out of jelly?
>>42787740Nope.
>>42788292Be honest now.
>>42788620I am honest, I swear to mah heart!
>>42789072LIAR! post jelly ponies NAO.
>>42718130we must do way instain butter
>>42718130yeah you can make jelly babies, how else do they produce them to sell on stores
>>42789786Anon...
>>42788292>>42789072That's not a honest applejack you got there.
>>42792138What? She's always honest, cross to her heart.
>>42792519Right...
im jelly
>>42793078
>>42793521Nice gif.
jammin' jelly
>>42794717Heh.
>>42794717I barely even use this in the PM games, so much useless stuff not meta ...
>>42795398I'm sure the jelly stallion can use it to good use.
>>42796413>>42796415What's the deal with the multiposting? I've seen it a few times in threads today.
>>42631467Is there Jelly stallion lore?
>>42796702Feel free to make some up.
>>42796911CARLOS!
>>42796702He loves jelly. All you need.
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>>42798369
>>42798369-tubs of jelly!
>>42797244AW SHIT TWILIGHT IS SCREECHIN AND MAKING MY EARS BLEED!
>>42799335When life give you hearing damage, make ear juice jelly.
>>42799686that'll block the noise and any other sort of noise. only pure peace and maybe tinnitus
>>42800140>tinnitusWorse than hell
>>42800595so it seems
>>42631467Jelly is perfection.
>>42801574That's a lot of jelly!
>>42801574living the life
>>42801574where did the jelly come from
>>42802919The air.
>>42803621Air can't make jelly.
>>42803991Proofs?
>>42804448Have you seen the air make jelly? No? you got BTFO'd.
>>42801574lol
>>42802048U jelly?
>>42728967>tail upIWTCIHJ
>>42805457I'm more jelly than what a large jelly container has!
>>42805463Kinda gay, desu.
>>42806173no homo
>>42798996woah that's a lot
>This makes ponies cum their pants off
>>42807689mm jelly
>>42807689It just happened to me. Yes, over a tub of jelly... sigh...
>>42808353wot
>>42728967How does one consume so much jelly?
>>42809239One just does.
>>42809520Fatty american detected
>>42809812What?
JELLO
>>42811360Don't eat the forbidden green jello
>>42631467Buh-based!
Jelly is good for you.
>>42812837nuh uh
>>42813477heh.
>>42813477>That's my jam.God damn it I fucking chuckled at that, sigh...
J A M
>>42814891I love it.
