>>42632726I want derpy to fertilize my crotch
>>42632726It's a paper towel tube cut in half. Checkmate liberal.
>>42632726mares will no longer need it once I'm in equestria
Doesn't this disprove ponuts...?
>>42632773The 'ponut means no TP' logic was always dumb. Even if it works the way people describe poops are always going to leave a little something that needs cleaning up.
mares still need to wipe their horse pussies after peeing.
>>42632773It means that unicorns can wipe anything that the ponut didn't getThe birdbrains that try, get shit on their wingsThe mud ponies don't even bother trying
>>42632801Did you learn it from your mom?
>>42632810(you)r mother, actually
>>42632726Only found 2 results on DB for a G4 screencap with it, but yes.
>>42632800They have a holder that lets them scrub their butt on it. Ponies are smart, they can come up with solutions for stuff like this.
>>42632801>Roommate comes home later.>"Why does the attic smell of rampant mare juices?">Comes back downstairs.>"...And why did the house move down the block?"
>>42632800Pegasi probably use rain clouds to wash it off, similar to how Japanese toilets work. Earth ponies could've used newspapers, as humans did before toilet paper was invented.>>42632819Seems legit.
>>42632819I had already thought about that. But I had assumed that even the lesser races would have some dignity. And avoid having a poop scratch post in their house.
>>42632839You put toilet paper on it.
>>42632726Even if it weren't, poni would always have access to my tongue.
>>42632818>DBuse ponerpics
>>42632726that's the anticular tube of a munchausen drive, you can tell because it's purple>>42632818those are the wrappings of a defeated mummy, strewn disrespectfully as a means of preventing the spirit from settling
>>42632925>wrappings of a defeated mummyThey look nothing like woven clothes.
>>42632990things were very different 5,000 pony years ago
>>42632925What's wrong with pony wiping their own ass?
>>42632818who is this cutie?
>>42632865Same!
>>42632726How come Twilight didn’t dress up like Derpy? Did Derpy forget that she and Twilight never agreed to dress as each other?Also, what sort of relationship exists between the two off-screen? I mean, what even gave her the thought to dress as her anyway?
>>42634638>Derpy's nurse dressed her up like that because she thought it was cute. Twilight and Derpy do not know each other personally.
>>42632726I want to eat out dirty mare ponut.
>>42632825>>>'''''mare juices'''''''''''