Good news anon, you finally died and your soul crossed portals to a land of ponies. Only there were some complications. The portal glitched and you ended up in Elder Scrolls: Equestria instead of the normal one. Oh and you’re the prophesized hero too which means you have to work for your reputation and likability in this world.
>>42644414NO NO FUCK SEND ME BACK NOW
>>42644414Swing my dagger 20 times at this swit and miss all strikes
>>42644414Read the Lusty Draconequus Maid kill myself and hope I reincarnate there next.
>>42644414That is bitter. The gods and fates are cruel. I served you faithfully in life, Lord Marevar, and you repaid me with death!
>>42644414>Ywn get called an N'wah in Marewind or a mule in StablerimWhy live?
>>42644414>You die and wake up in Elder Scrolls Equestria>You wake up as a pony, but you soon find out you're the equine equivalent to the AltmerI'd just kill myself
>>42647630>"Thousands of years of Thalmare eugenics have left me the spitting image of Celesti-El!"
I get kidnapped by Sotha Sil for knowing what a transistor is and spend the rest of my life fucking robot mares in the clopwork city
Rolled 7 (1d9)>>426444141 Cyrodiil2 Skyrim3 Black Marsh4 Hammerfell5 Valenwood6 Elsweyr7 Summerset Isle8 Morrowind9 High Rocklets see how fucked i am
>>42648103>surrounded by highelf poniFUCK
>>42648103Hope you weren't born with any imperfections
Rolled 3 (1d9)Rollan
>>42647661>chokes to death when the city malfunctions and your corpse gets used to grow apples
>>42648111It's okay, anon, you still get some badass armor!
How awkward would it be if anytime something challenged you to a fight that TES combat music plays? https://youtu.be/Inz9OOVh7dg?si=gu3Tjn4U9fVGuh0K
>>42644414>Raise fists>Punch her until she's out of stamina>Dunmare falls to the ground>Rape
>>42651193>TES Fluttershy summons her friends https://youtu.be/xn_h9L4l2Rg?si=oslfJq-IPc_9KIWb
>>42651947What happened to her eyes?
>>42648467I should join TR and sneak a pony reference into it
>>42649172i don't get challenged to fights that often so it wouldn't be very awkward i guessif anything i think diegetic skyrim music coming out of nowhere would probably defuse the situation more often than not
>>42654533Good luck with that, ponies don't last long in Morrowind
Well, I like the idea when Anon has to work for his repution first. Eventhoug, he will have meters thick plotarmor and gamebreaker powers so I must not be too hard. Shiiiittt. there are no idea that wasn't overused already. I haven't played with Eldenring yet, but I know it's similar to Dark Souls so it must be harsh for Anon. And the unfortunute ponies.
