Listen I love bat poniesthey’re too cute, I don’t hate them but I think we should throw baps into the stratosphere just because1. There’s too many Baps I’m seeing, everywhere I go I see nothing but baps and also I’m seeing more frens converting to a bat pony.2. One of those fuckers raided my fucking fridge for froot and left.3. They’re too damn adorable and i think it’s funny hearing eeeeeee while they fly.
They can fly so being thrown to the stratosphere would just be really fun for them
>>42645433Whore.
>>42645060>Throw baps into stratosphere>Baps build high-tech floating cities in the stratosphere>Now there are even more baps >Now baps swoop down randomly and carry Anons off to their stratosphere cities.>Also, now it is easy for them to transmit long range radio frequency "eeeeee!"sJust substitutes one problem for another.
>10>eeeeeee!
Bump
Remember to practice proper bat hygiene.
>>42645060Aren't they also Mare-ianberg virus carriers?
I STRONGLY AGREE! Those bats are too damn sexy and everywhere i go i get a boner.but theres a specific BAGGOT im too fond of and i need him GONE. he will be the first victim of the stratosphere
>>42648361Do bats use under-wing deodorant?
>>42649468Their entire bodies emit pheromones, and no amount of deodorant could cut through it anyway. You might as well just give up, kid.
The baps are too much, if i even get my hooves on one of them theres gonna be some carnage
>>42651097Baps would wreck you
Release the bats!
>>42650143Well, point taken I guess. Can't fight against the power of bap pheromones.
An elegant bat.
>>42645462Rude
I'm so proud of my batpony children even if a lot of them ended up becoming faggots after a thousand years
bat ponies are ugly and not canon
>>42657190So’s your mom.
>>42657190What the fuck are you talking about? They literally appear with Luna's return during season 2.
>>42656043That's my doing I'm afraid. I am the one who used to make bat pony threads every October 1st and do my best to keep them alive all month. Over the years tho...I don't post as much on this site :/ (mostly because of all the nazis and pedos)
>>42659418>Over the years tho...I don't post as much on this site :/ (mostly because of all the nazis and pedos)Good riddance. Nobody misses your tranny kind here.
>>42659441Uh-huh, sure. Pretend like it's a good thing all the creative soulful people have left the fandom in droves because of toxic little shitheads like you that no one wants to be around. Pretend your life is better, when everywhere you look you only have poisonous, hateful, empty-hearted fuckwits for company. Pretend you prefer it this way. You can pretend. You're not fooling anyone. Those of us who are actually worth a fuck have moved on. Entirely because no one wants to be around you because you're not the kind of people who are worth being around
>>42657548Those were just actors
Yeah, that's right. Bat Pony Alicorn. What are you gonna do about it???
We should have a bat pony party/panel at the next marefair
>>42659418The bats must eeee
No more bat pony shit.
>>42659532Bap is ready for engineering work.
>>42663417
>>42645433Sex
>>42655235Where's her glass of wine then?
>>42670316I drank it. I'm sorry.
